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Make Out Club
There's no page on this? It was the proto-OKCupid for emokids.
jcterminal
Some cross-dressing furry is defacing my page. Advz Plz.
- Obviously, retaliation is in order. If you know who it is, simply vandalize them back. Even a mediocre troll can out-edit a furfag. If he's keeping himself well hidden, simply block/ban him or revert your pages. You'll have to give more details for better advice than that.Juggerbot 16:20, 15 June 2008 (CDT)
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Sheezyart user dares us to fight back
gaiafag here thinks they can take on the pure rage that is ED. As expected she is a total japanophile and emo, and does not understand the concept of the lulz we must punish and teach her with lulz. She also hates humanity and loves animals.When attacked her stupid friends will come to help her. A shitty troll could milk lulz out of her. Go for it! I feel like she deserves her own article. Of course I'm just a troll I am not good at articles, but those who want lulz here you go! She is the embodiment of everything ED hates. PlS destroy her - tehliberator
- NYPA -InsaneZeroG 20:56, 9 June 2008 (CDT)
^That^ --Xenicus 00:34, 11 June 2008 (CDT)
I acknowledge that, but just offering a possible lulzcow - tehliberator
Hmmmm, my first reaction was to yell out NYPA like any good basement dwelling faggot, but after checking out her page I'm not so sure. She said on her page that she's a vegetarian and asked people not to send her pictures of animals being slaughtered. I mean, that's hard to resist. But, ED is not an attack site, rite guize? If you really think there's potential lulz here, just send it along to those fuckers over on ebaumsworld. ED is more for chronicling drama than for creating it. --Lol Wut 17:35, 19 June 2008 (CDT)
Bunny Pancake
It was unfair to ban "Isra-Pedia" and not "Wikipedians for Palestine"
--
OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 23:08, 17 May 2008 (CDT)
... and it's unfair that opponents aren't denied any say whatsoever (interested ploepes have prolly all read it, but talk abt. rampant hyp-ocr-isy)! Lawls plz give us back our Maddie 09:48, 26 May 2008 (CDT)
Sceptre at it again
Well ever since the new source emerged and the strong consensus for the recreation of the Wikipedia ED article, Sceptre has now thankfully stopped clamoring for the article's deletion. Instead he has taken to repetitively and unilaterally removing the text based URL of ED (not an external link) citing Wikipedia:Requests for arbitration/MONGO as the reason (even though the case just states that no direct links are allowed, and says nothing about text based URLs). [1] [2] [3]
He claims that everyone who wants the URL there is secretly trying to pave the way for an external link. I can't speak for others, but I just don't want an article that hides the URL of a site from the viewers, and I think that most who want that URL there would say the same. As if that weren't enough, there was a poll on the article's talk page where users were voting on whether a link should be added or not, and Sceptre waltzes in and declares the whole discussion "mooted" because of a statement made by Jimbo [4], despite there being a strong consensus in favor of adding a full-fledged link. I'm just glad that Wikipedia had the common sense not to make him an admin again.--UR 14:09, 18 May 2008 (CDT)
- He's so pedantic, isn't he? He needs to get out and go for a run and lose weight, then he might have a greater change of losing something else - his virginity.--To / Appointment / By 16:35, 18 May 2008 (CDT)
- Want to mess with him? Try the text link as "double-yew double-yew double-yew dot encyclopediadramatica dot com"... or a do a google search where "I'm feeling lucky" goes to ED and link to that as technically you're linking just to google. Ritegroic 19:29, 18 May 2008 (CDT)
- An interesting idea. For all concerned parties, that link is
[5] It doesnt actually go straight to the page, as I'm not entirely sure how to save the link of an 'I'm feeling lucky' but Encyclopedia Dramatica and a bunch of pages about ED cover the google machine.
Cool new face morphing website
I made an article about it. Plz to be adding your pics, and getting /b/tards to make their own.--To / Appointment / By 18:22, 18 May 2008 (CDT)
Artgrounds is now officially furry-only
The lead faggot says so. Burkaburka - piss off 20:42, 18 May 2008 (CDT) Also, /cake/ is going to shit a brick. Burkaburka - piss off 15:12, 19 May 2008 (CDT)
Crazy rasberry ants
ALL OUR INTERNETS WILL BE EATEN BY ANTS
NO SRSLY HugboxMcGee 22:35, 20 May 2008 (CDT)
WELL THAT'S JUST GREAT. --1upclock 03:45, 21 May 2008 (CDT)
Need ban plz
User:Bdbvhdsfbhdsfbh fucking fails at life. Also can someone unban User:Burkaburka. He pissed off the Securitybot cleaning up after Bdbvhdwhateverthefuck. Kthx? --Progeny 00:37, 21 May 2008 (CDT)
- He hates me.. ;_; Burkaburka - piss off 11:26, 21 May 2008 (CDT)
Lol, Project Chanology and the Daily Mail
15-year-old boy gets arrested.--To / Appointment / By 06:10, 21 May 2008 (CDT)
Halp
Help would be appreciated creating a page about another bot, Jabberwacky. If you think its worth it, then halp plzthx, otherwise just baleet it :) Wtflol 13:30, 21 May 2008 (CDT)
Michael Crook Article
Article being rebuilt. Do we have blessings from ED authorities to continue? (Crook loevs lawsuits.)--Momentary 21:59, 21 May 2008 (CDT)
Epic Rant is Epic
== HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING EDS JUST KISS MY ASS, YOU BLAMED THE WRONG GUY FOR HACKING ANYWAYS YOU DUMBASSES, ITS A SHAME THAT YOU ARE BEHIND THAT FUCKING COMPUTER SCREENS IN YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT WRITING THIS SHIT BECAUSE YOU MOST NOT OF BEEN LOVED ENOUGH OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT, YOU MUST HAVE BEEN PICKED ON IN SCHOOL OR SOMETHING, ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS YOU ARE NOTHING BUT DUMB FUCK TARD BITCHES, ALSO IT IS VERY SLICK OF USING FAKE EMAIL CREATION SITES, HOW ABOUT YOU USE YOUR OWN EMAIL WITH YOUR REAL FUCKING NAMES IN IT, YES I SAID IT. YOU ALL ARE NOTHING BUT FUCKING PUSSIES, IP BAN, DOESN'T WORK YOU FUCK TARDS BECAUSE I ALWAYS WIN MOTHER FUCKERS, I GIVES NO FUCK. WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST END IT AND MAYBE SHUT THIS SITE DOWN BEFORE I DO, LIKE I SAID FUCKING TEST ME, REALLY! I WILL LIKE TO SMASH THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR SITE AND ALSO WATCH THE SHIT GO UP IN FUCKING FLAMES, HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING SUCK A FUCKING COW'S ASS BECAUSE YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT SO EAT WHAT YOU ARE, SHIT! I'M NOT FUCKING PLAYING ANYMORE. FUCK WITH DA AND YOU JUST FUCKED YOURSELF IN THE ASS WITH BUTTHURT, WAI WAI DESU MOTHERFUCKERS, LIKE I SAID I'LL PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAMES BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO FUCKING DO BECAUSE YOUR A FUCKING TARTLET YOUR SELF, BE A FUCKING MAN/WOMAN/ALIEN OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE AND LEAVE EVERYONE THE FUCK ALONE ON DA. I NEVER LOOSE AT FUCKING GAMES. GO AHEAD AND BAN THIS ACCOUNT. WHO SAID IT WAS JUST ONE PERSON DOING THIS EITHER. MAYBE YOU HAVE BECOME TO SMART TO REALIZE YOUR DUMB AS MOOSE SHIT IN WHICH HAS NO FUCKING BRAINS. I LIKE PLAYING YOU SICK GAME BUT SADLY SOON I WILL HAVE TO PUT IT TO A FUCKING END ^W^ KISS KISS WAI WAI DESU == ^^^ -- LOLOL TfoTalk to meListen to me. 09:12, 22 May 2008 (CDT)
- I perma banned both his account and his IP, which for anyone who cares was 68.243.167.70. Lol faggot. He vandalized a page that wasn't really in circulation yet, it was the dummy test page for the new youtube portal. I honestly have no idea what the fuck he was talking about. XD
This is what I got from a WHOIS search.
OrgName: Sprint PCS OrgID: SPCS Address: 12502 Sunrise Valley Dr City: Reston StateProv: VA PostalCode: 20191 Country: US NetRange: 68.240.0.0 - 68.247.255.255 CIDR: 68.240.0.0/13 NetName: SPRINT-WIRELESS NetHandle: NET-68-240-0-0-1 Parent: NET-68-0-0-0-0 NetType: Direct Allocation NameServer: OSSCDNS01.SPCSDNS.NET NameServer: OSSCDNS02.SPCSDNS.NET Comment: ADDRESSES WITHIN THIS BLOCK ARE NON-PORTABLE RegDate: 2003-07-17 Updated: 2004-03-25 OrgAbuseHandle: SPAT-ARIN OrgAbuseName: Sprint PCS Abuse Team OrgAbusePhone: +1-888-211-4727 OrgAbuseEmail: abuse@sprintpcs.com OrgTechHandle: SPAT-ARIN OrgTechName: Sprint PCS Abuse Team OrgTechPhone: +1-888-211-4727 OrgTechEmail: abuse@sprintpcs.com # ARIN WHOIS database, last updated 2008-05-22 19:10 # Enter ? for additional hints on searching ARIN's WHOIS database.
--Drunkenlazybastard 07:38, 23 May 2008 (CDT)
lol, stupid nigga. tl;dr Wtflol 11:48, 23 May 2008 (CDT)
Posting from his cell phone? Ritegroic 21:47, 23 May 2008 (CDT)
He calls us losers, yet he typed all that on a cellphone. Sure explains his slippery grasp of the english language and his all caps though. Also, would it be possible to divine his phone number from what can be gathered? That could turn into potentially epic trolling.Juggerbot 16:35, 15 June 2008 (CDT)
"IP BAN, DOESN'T WORK YOU FUCK TARDS BECAUSE I ALWAYS WIN MOTHER FUCKERS, I GIVES NO FUCK." Lawl, obviously not. "I gives no fuck." Oh man, I can't wait to use that in day to day conversation. --Lol Wut 17:40, 19 June 2008 (CDT)
Bitch can't wiki
For your consideration: http://sassysnake.deviantart.com/ —The preceding comment was added by Corqskruu, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
- Fuck you, NYPA. Burkaburka - piss off 15:37, 22 May 2008 (CDT)
Fucking hell, there is actually a site called JewTube, and it's notable enough for a TOW article
lul lul lul lul lulz!!!!!!!!1111111oneoneone.--To / Appointment / By 07:33, 23 May 2008 (CDT)
- lol man, you didn't know that? czech out godtube if you want some extra lulz for dessert. --Drunkenlazybastard 07:34, 23 May 2008 (CDT)
- Yeah, and we have an article on it... yeah, I didn't know that. I've heard of GodTube.--To / Appointment / By 07:43, 23 May 2008 (CDT)
- Lol, I didn't realize we had an actual article on jewtube, thought that was just a redirect. Fuck i'm going to bed man. <3 --Drunkenlazybastard 07:45, 23 May 2008 (CDT)
Rules getting fucked up
Some clever 13_year_old_boy has decided to stick "Talk about /b/" as rule number one here: Rules of the internet... obviously he is a faggot and needs the dongs template putting on his page or summat, i'll do that... But the only problem is that a sysop has protected the page with that on, so we look like faggots, reverting and re-protecting would be good, kthx. Wtflol 15:18, 24 May 2008 (CDT)
Link Plz? How do you expect me to troll without a fucking link? - user: tehliberator
l2read. He just said a sysop is on the page. He's saying just to keep an eye on the article, and revert it if dickface decides to fuck with it again. Juggerbot 16:40, 15 June 2008 (CDT)
Uploading Files
Hello, ED. I seem to be having a problem uploading an image. I'm not sure what the problem is, because I just uploaded a bunch of JFK Reloaded pics a few minutes ago. I'm thinking the filesize might have something to do with it, as it is a relatively long animated gif. It's a gif of Captain Falcon punching the Dongcopter out of the air. I used this Leonidas gif as a template. I'm just pissed cause I spent like two solid hours working on this damn image, and I think it looks really good. Anyway, I was just wondering if any experts knew why the upload process is being a stubborn bastard. ~ Endedrural (talk) 00:10, 25 May 2009 (CDT)
- Nevermind, I figured out how to use the optimization thing correctly in my gif animator. I guess I should have read the manual. Here's the image. The file size is still really large, but that's as good as I could get it without trimming out a bunch of slides and making the image quality really bad, and even that wouldn't have made it much smaller. Also, flying cocks. ~ Endedrural (talk) 20:24, 26 May 2009 (CDT)
Re: Operation McNigger
WTF happened? McLegal action? — Plymouth Belvedere 23:54, 26 May 2008 (CDT)
- Don't ask no questions and I'll tell no lies. Just trust the hive mind on this one. --Drunkenlazybastard 01:50, 27 May 2008 (CDT)
McLegal action, then. Should we all lawyer up?—Plymouth Belvedere 14:29, 27 May 2008 (CDT)
- "Don't ask no questions and I'll tell no lies." BOY, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO KEEP YOUR GOD DAMNED MOUTH SHUT?! Burkaburka - piss off 17:05, 27 May 2008 (CDT)
New template
Any other Oh exploitable pix this could be used on?--Lulzercaust 11:39, 28 May 2008 (CDT)
- Nice template. It actually works really well, too. There's this pic of L Ron Hubbard. There's also a bunch of others in Oh exploitable. I still prefer making them by hand so it looks better, but that retard/drawing template will definitely save some time and could be fun to mess around with; insulting people, making explanations or directions funnier, etc. ~ Endedrural (talk) 00:15, 29 May 2009 (CDT)
◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 08:22, 12 June 2008 (CDT)
The template doesn't work if it's inside a table.
Regardless, I added it to Dong_Escrow and it worked beautifully.
--NeoLobster 08:18, 19 June 2008 (CDT)
Database fuckups...
Has anyone else noticed the fuckups in the database, where, for example, recent changes will show a user reverting an edit BEFORE the edit? Or editing a newly created page BEFORE the page was even created. For example,
- . . Pagename; 16:56 . . (-1,223) . . Vandal (BLANKING IN PROGRESS)
- . . m Pagename; 16:56 . . (+1,223) . . Username (lol revert)
I've noticed this for the last few days now, and I know there's nothing that can really be done about it, but it's slightly annoying... and also causes other problems like showing old revisions of pages until you clear your cache and shit. Burkaburka - piss off 12:00, 28 May 2008 (CDT)
ZOMG UPGRADE MEDIAWIKI LIKEZ I DO ON MY SERVER? LIKE...1.13 AND SOME SHITZ?
But yes, it is annoying, I just noticed it on a page history, and my mind 'sploded trying to figure it out for about twenty seconds. ~ Lyncher/BITCH @ ME 04:58, 29 May 2008 (CDT)
Michelle Malkin declares a fatwa on Dunkin' Donuts ad
Everyone's favorite schizophrenic Fox News whore is at it again!
http://michellemalkin.com/2008/05/28/the-keffiyeh-kerfuffle/
Ididit 23:19, 28 May 2008 (CDT)
angryskul is the funniest man on internets
why was this deleted? angryskul —The preceding comment was added by mnvl, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
- Check logs. - Lyncher/BITCH @ ME 18:39, 29 May 2008 (CDT)
- Upon further investigation of the logs, you should probably take a look at THIS. Documentation of lulz, drama, and internets, less new pages about random internet people. Beware the sysops revenge against stupid articles. Also, this is an article that may relate to you. ~~ Lyncher/BITCH @ ME 19:06, 29 May 2008 (CDT)
- If you don't know why angryskul is notable, you shouldn't be on internet. Mnvl 09:21, 30 May 2008 (CDT)
- Never heard of him/her, and if this person is so notable that you question my internets capability, then I wonder why the fucking article hasn't been constructed before. Please, do work on it in your sub-user page to enlighten people like me. His myspace/LJ look like a faggots. Lyncher/BITCH @ ME\Raeps 20:44, 30 May 2008 (CDT)
- I haven't heard of you, either. The page was redlinked on Alfred Perlstein. Check your internets dictionary Mnvl 06:54, 31 May 2008 (CDT)
- Never heard of him/her, and if this person is so notable that you question my internets capability, then I wonder why the fucking article hasn't been constructed before. Please, do work on it in your sub-user page to enlighten people like me. His myspace/LJ look like a faggots. Lyncher/BITCH @ ME\Raeps 20:44, 30 May 2008 (CDT)
- If you don't know why angryskul is notable, you shouldn't be on internet. Mnvl 09:21, 30 May 2008 (CDT)
- Upon further investigation of the logs, you should probably take a look at THIS. Documentation of lulz, drama, and internets, less new pages about random internet people. Beware the sysops revenge against stupid articles. Also, this is an article that may relate to you. ~~ Lyncher/BITCH @ ME 19:06, 29 May 2008 (CDT)
Topic is not funny. Ritegroic 04:48, 1 June 2008 (CDT) if i tell angryskul you said that he will crawl in to your house through your socket layer and fuck you up Mnvl 14:39, 2 June 2008 (CDT) yeah this angryskul sounds kind of dangerous ritegroic, you better watch out! (lol fucking moron mnvl) NathRoxx 15:22, 14 June 2008 (CDT)
New Gemma Anscomb?
lololololololol.--To / Appointment / By 06:34, 30 May 2008 (CDT)
- Slutty pictures plus stupidity = LOLZ . I'm writing the Jodie Hudson article now. By the way, can anyone find the Bebo or Facebook listing? the only Jodie Hudson from Liverpool doesn't look like the Jodie Hudson from the news article.--Sam Lowry 05:47, 31 May 2008 (CDT)
Hitler's Original Artwork defaced! Stormfront goes batshit
http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?p=5514585 --Bionic-Sun 13:55, 30 May 2008 (CDT)
- Poor Stormfront! They are sooooo oppressed! TfoTalk to meListen to me. 16:36, 30 May 2008 (CDT)
David Mudkips starts booze flashmob on the London Underground
--OldDirtyBtardwas? 16:25, 1 June 2008 (CDT)
Epic troll? or Epically trolled?
--OldDirtyBtardwas? 18:28, 1 June 2008 (CDT)
- OH GOD NO! (also, lol raided) Burkaburka - piss off 21:02, 1 June 2008 (CDT)
- Christ is a tired, old meme. I don't know why people still bother with it. It must be what, 2000 years old yet movies get made about it and such. Scientology and religions that worship the "Pleiadeans" are the new memes. Ritegroic 21:04, 1 June 2008 (CDT)
lol
◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 04:56, 2 June 2008 (CDT)
Raided forum is raided, lulz. It goes on to this day.
OP had an interesting idea, I modified it to increase potential longevity and trolling ability
Memorably epic:
Raided a tad bit. A chan about religion is fail. Master Asia 19:37, 17 June 2008 (CDT)
Mascotguy laughs
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Long_term_abuse/MascotGuy/list&action=history -- MascotGuy is making more socks than Grawp and adding it to a list. One administrator sums it up, "Good heavens, the little maniac is adding himself to the list. FYI: I've contacted the Foundation. Time to stop this."
Another funny bit is Ryulong, on [6] "MascotGuy isn't a vandal. He's just an autistic boy with nothing better to do than try and improve our articles in ways that end up doing more harm than good." It sounds more like Ryulong is actually talking about himself. --Ritegroic 08:25, 2 June 2008 (CDT)
A guy who liked mudkips back in 1952?
Axolotls are IRL mudkips, by the way. I think ODB is gonna liek reading this.--To / Appointment / By 07:59, 4 June 2008 (CDT)
How to Make Scilon Propaganda Watchable
- Find propaganda on YouTube
- Download via Mediaconverter, Vixy, KeepVid, etc.
- Import propaganda in video-editing software of choice
- Turn on Internet Hate Machine
- ????
--1upclock 19:40, 4 June 2008 (CDT)
New Statesman
ED was mentioned in an article in the New Statesman about what linguists can learn from retards who think lolcats are funny. "As the oracle of internet memes, the Encyclopedia Dramatica (www.encyclopediadramatica. com), observes, it is from the original phrase used to chastise a fellow gamer in StarCraft, "I am in your base, killing your d00ds", that the kitty pidgin construction "I'm in your noun, verbing your noun" derives." --lateral |talk| 03:24, 6 June 2008 (CDT)
Dear god! - user: tehliberator
- Better get that quote "oracle of internet memes" added to the TOW article about ED soon!--To / Appointment / By 17:22, 6 June 2008 (CDT)
Otakukin Alert
Moar Otakukin degeneracy has been detected here http://fireincarnation.livejournal.com/ and here http://www.myspace.com/fireincarnation. This crazy biatch, known as 'Mela' claims to be Albert Einstein reincarnated, aswell as Antonio Banderas from Interview with the Vampire and Hannibal Lecter, amongst others. She is also guilty of numerous Fat Girl Angle Shots. Please screencap her myspace and add her woeful tale to the Otakukin page. Also, Overlord Mordax aka Greer the Raven has added a nice new pic to her Deviantart. Someone should screencap it and add it to the article aswell http://greer-the-raven.deviantart.com/ I would do it myself but the Otakukin page is locked. —The preceding comment was added by some Otakukin, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
- The locking lasts about about a day more. I looked at the article and it's improved a lot. It used to be a just a paragraph or two with no pictures. Ritegroic 13:30, 6 June 2008 (CDT)
Johnny Boy XO
Watch out Chris Cocker, there's a new tranny in town, and he doesn't have an article.--Sam Lowry 15:50, 6 June 2008 (CDT)
- Needs MOAR article, nao. Also... why do I wish that he was actually a girl?--To / Appointment / By 16:49, 6 June 2008 (CDT)
ARTICLE NEEDED- user: tehliberator
Ashley Tisdale covers "Never Gonna Give You Up"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3scnDqvHGs&feature=related
/b/ went insane and raided her message board. They spammed dissected chan, goatse, tubgirl, and swap.avi.
Ididit 00:38, 7 June 2008 (CDT)
- I notice Ashley Tisdale has been protected to prevent creation; can some of the other sysops please explain why this drama is not being covered by ED?--To / Appointment / By 07:12, 7 June 2008 (CDT)
- probably to keep it low profile i guess BTA
◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 08:03, 7 June 2008 (CDT)
I just unprotected and reverted to the last 'decent' version. I suspect DLB protected it whilst editing severely wasted yesterday. I also suspect he has a Category 5 Absinthe/Night Train hangover today. *shudders*.
--AltBeschmutzenBtardWas wollen sie? ? 16:12, 10 June 2008 (CDT)
- Lol, that would be able the long and the short of it. Although I actually did those protect edits while sober. I had some people come on to complain that it was ruining the raid, so I figured more lulz could be harvested if i protected it for 48hrs. --Drunkenlazybastard 16:18, 10 June 2008 (CDT)
BAN THIS FUCKWIT
Nissa009- all he's done is fucking edit the Neon Genesis Evangelion page to unfunny shit. see? and the same with this faggot Jomi EveryoneHatesYourMom 17:10, 7 June 2008 (CDT)
Ronaldo's she-male party
This is old, noticed at the time then forgot. Spent abt. 20 minutes looking for a good link, but this was the best I could find, where Soccer star Ronaldo said he didn't know the hired threesome weren't rilly chics. Oh really? Someone with some serious Portagee or Spanish might be able two find photographs of Renaldo's amores, not internets but the information could be good on ED's related articles (make them suck more skillfully).VandalFucker 07:18, 8 June 2008 (CDT)
An Hero as appeard: Sam Leeson
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1025654/Boy-13-hanged-bullied-Bebo-fan-Emo-music.html 4chan is on the case, trolling his profile.
Calling all weeaboos
Can one of you kindly tell me the sauce on this bizzare image?
Your fealty is appreciated. <3 --Drunkenlazybastard 17:23, 11 June 2008 (CDT)
Yakitate, the UK team.
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=33610
The London Tower bit is sadly missing in this clip. - Joreal Conners 18:37, 19 June 2008 (CDT)
- I found a more complete version that has the london tower part, it's going to be coming up soon as a featured youtube. --Drunkenlazybastard 23:53, 21 June 2008 (CDT)
Unfunny, but it still made me lol
[7] --To / Appointment / By 04:38, 12 June 2008 (CDT)
Scientology claims Anonymous is funded by Wikipedia
◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 08:19, 12 June 2008 (CDT)
- Is that for real or is it just a hoax?--To / Appointment / By 10:24, 12 June 2008 (CDT)
- Uh oh, their Oppo research is getting pretty accurate about the Anon-Wiki connection...
I hope they don't discover that the leader of Anonymous is MI5 agent Linda Mack.--Spacey 10:40, 12 June 2008 (CDT)
- SHIT FUCK FUCK THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PRIVATE!!!11 SOMEONE DELETE IT PLEASE!! --Spacey 10:41, 12 June 2008 (CDT)
- Uh oh, their Oppo research is getting pretty accurate about the Anon-Wiki connection...
Federal Judge's Pron Site Conflict of Interest
ITT: the LA Times finds a pron site belonging to a conservative federal judge who is hearing the obscenity trial of a bestiality and scat pron producer. Apart from the pix, they find 'pirated' MP3s.
The site's been pulled or is down due to traffic. I'll check the googlecash. http://alex.kozinski.com/
--AltBeschmutzenBtardWas wollen sie? ? 12:13, 12 June 2008 (CDT)
Kozinski's not that conservative really. He's more Ron Paul than Antonin Scalia so it's not that surprising. I read what they found and it seems like it's just sort of lowbrow ebaumsworld viral clips that are "in poor taste" but aren't like hardcore porn, although I think they did find a clip that involved shemales. I also do think though that his kid also had something to do with the site. --Φιλαστερ 22:43, 13 June 2008 (CDT)
Peeping Tom Wentworth students busted
"This never would have happened if they had kept their shades closed." --Spacey 13:49, 12 June 2008 (CDT)
Get this faggot b&
Gontlomon: A source of unfunny and anti-lulz; keeps shitting up the best page and I know he's not going to stop. Lampshayde 19:53, 12 June 2008 (CDT)
ok....
I was banned for this.
Comments for slow people:
- It's a joke, but on reflection, also true.
- Weatherman deleted a picture that had been on the site for 1 year and was on 3 pages. (Note: I haven't seen the picture and don't know what it's a picture of.) If he has a good reason, that's fine, and it's none of my business, but it seems like he doesn't. Is it unfunny? Why wasn't it removed from the pages first? Is it inappropriate? Where?
- wikipedia is full of drama and morons, so if you add the second, what is the point of this website? Banning is pointless 11:14, 13 June 2008 (CDT)
- Email the list to request an unban, I don't know what the hell your account name is. --Drunkenlazybastard 23:48, 13 June 2008 (CDT)
LaTeX went tits up :(
Failed to parse (PNG conversion failed; check for correct installation of latex, dvips, gs, and convert): 24 - 2 =
MeatPopsicle 17:10, 13 June 2008 (CDT)
Wikipedians have real names (+picture of one of LaraLove's breasts)
i can't stop laughing..you can see most of the members of the "bathrobe cabal"'s real names here--->" Lara has 31 friends."
my first google search was "lara taylor winston salem north carolina", and I discovered that she does not like "Qdoba Mexican Grill]" mainly because the (probably mexican) waitress gave her "attitude". LaraLove does not like wetbacks, SHOCKER! In any case, her avatar on yahoo is a picture of one of her cubs and with a little bit of imagination you can see her breast
help me identify the rest of Lara Taylor's friends--Sam Lowry 09:39, 14 June 2008 (CDT)
- Lol, and the latest scores are ED 1 - TOW 0. I was gonna post a link to a weird fetish porn site but overall this is much more funny. This is the reward of doing a good bit of lulz researching.--To / Appointment / By 16:47, 15 June 2008 (CDT)
Yeah I found MBisanz's aswell. He looks like such a big headed twat in his photo. It makes me what to add him as a friend and SPAM ED style. Hagger 19:15, 15 June 2008 (CDT)
Weezer knows the internet
WTF? Chris Crocker, Tay Zonday, Ms. California, and a shit load of other internet phenomena packed into one music video. Too lazy to find an embeddable one, so here you go. [8] -- JailBait talk contribs 21:17, 15 June 2008 (CDT)
Embeddable version. Pretty good song. We don't have a Weezer article, but I'll put this as video of the now for the next available slot. Also, we should prolly have an article on that Afro-Ninja meme. That was kind of big at one point. Maybe that "shoes" video, as well - I always thought it was incredibly stupid, but it is internet phenomena. ~ endedrural (talk) 02:48, 15 June 2009 (CDT)
- Old. This was spammed a lot on /b/ a few weeks ago. Video made me lol. --Magma 11:58, 16 June 2008 (CDT)
nameless
Can someone for the LOVE of Bob Dobbs please lock this fucking article? The camwhore who it is about keeps blanking/reverting edits to make her look like less of a slut than she really is and it's getting kind of annoying and I don't want to spam recent changes all day to fix her vandalism. dr3k 08:21, 16 June 2008 (CDT)
- Done for 1 week.--To / Appointment / By 10:47, 16 June 2008 (CDT)
AOTN
Can someone maybe consider making Rogues Gallery an AOTN at some point? I don't like to jerk myself off so often my palms are hairy, but I think this kinda meets criteria necessary and it's pretty goddamn funny to imagine the reaction of potential Scilons seeing it and baaaaaaawing to OSA about it. dr3k 19:16, 16 June 2008 (CDT)
Che?
Win? - Balthazar 13:14, 17 June 2008 (CDT)
ITT: 2Chan > 4Chan
2 Chan postings lead to several arrests.
--AltBeschmutzenBtardWas wollen sie? ? 16:20, 17 June 2008 (CDT)
- They still probably have a long way to go before they can outdo 4chan on that count.--To / Appointment / By 10:30, 18 June 2008 (CDT)
RIP /b/
4chan /b/ is now officially dead and about to be baleeted, as announced by Moot roughly 1 hour ago in a board heading + locked sticky thread. It would be nice if the front page reflected this, since it is an internet event of momentous importance. Also 'Article of the now' is about 4chan spamming and it seemed that this was a major factor in the reason /b/ is being baleeted. KTHXBAI Ba se 3 14:46, 18 June 2008 (CDT)
- I see what you mean. This is interesting; /b/ is on its deathbed, the cancer has overtaken. As for the spamming, I wonder who was responsible for that?--To / Appointment / By 15:22, 18 June 2008 (CDT)
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Sorry to sound cliche, but... "and nothing of value was lost." /b/ sucked ass, right up til its dying breath. Maybe now /b/ will be re/b/orn and the mods will get their heads out their asses and start banning people for shitposting. ~ endedrural (talk) 23:22, 18 June 2009 (CDT)
do we have article about that Boston thing? --Running 23:54, 18 June 2008 (CDT)
- Old /b/ Day White ♥ Mistress 00:00, 19 June 2008 (CDT)
Unfunnypedia Template should be copied
We need to add this goldmine to Uncyclopedia: [9] It's on the ED article over there.
--NeoLobster 23:56, 18 June 2008 (CDT)
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is funny because it is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are an ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. If you still do not find the article funny, that is probably because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. If you hadn't been so ignorant, then you wouldn't have needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. |
STOLEN FOR GRÆT JUSTICE! Think we should add it on as is, or adjust it for ED? ~ endedrural (talk) 15:21, 21 June 2009 (CDT)
- I approve. Allways wanted a template like that. --Magma 00:15, 22 June 2008 (CDT)
Spore?
May lead to fail or lulz, but it may have the right stuff to at least be documented in ED fashion. The term "Penis Monsters" alone is something to mock, let alone the other 100,000+ hellspawn that the userbase has seen fit to create. It'll more than likely lead to something relating to God-Complex, Proof of a Loving God, etc. Just throwing it out there.
Hellspawn Entrance Here
--LaserMan 16:20, 20 June 2008
Unfunny redirect
That's the most retarded redirect I ever seen. Not funny and just stupid. They got nothing in common. There should be a real article about aryans instead.
- Well, actually, they do have something in common. But I fixed the redirect to a better target anyway. If you want to write a full article, go ahead and do it.--To / Appointment / By 05:17, 21 June 2008 (CDT)
Something bigger than Grawp and more awesome if pulled off.
I know Wikipedia is all boring and all but hear me out. I noticed http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Board_elections/2008/Candidates/en#Gregory_Kohs_.28Thekohser.29 a banned user with a large sockfarm is running for the Wikimedia Board of Trustees. His name is Thekohser. If anyone has an account that meets their voting requirements, this would be awesome if he got elected as a board member. This isn't a personal army request, just a good idea. Ritegroic 10:48, 21 June 2008 (CDT)
