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Temporary cloaking of Sonichu page

Basically, Chris-chan wants to take down his ED article. In a (very) recent video, he congratulates his non-existant fans for taking down the entire ED site. To further the lulz, many people (myself included) want to temporary take down the Chris-Chan article. Basically, this is our plan:

  1. Back-up the Chris-Chan page and take it down temporarily with an apology to Chris-Chan
  2. Have a Sysop lock the page so no faggots put it back up
  3. Chris-Chan, obviously triumphant, will write a comic about his victory over ED.
  4. As soon as he puts out the comic, bring the article back up.
  5.  ???
  6. Profit.

Do it, ED. We could generate far more lulz through this than by keeping the page up. Odin 05:56, 9 August 2008 (CDT)

DDOS and Coverup by ED admins

A few admins of Encyclopedia Dramatica are helping shield the perpetrators by first deleting the Chanapocalypse article and then, when it was remade, blanking it and deleting earlier revisions. The two involved in the blanking were DCY and Endedrural. For more details, see the "Wat." section of this page. Marco13185 19:16, 24 July 2008 (CDT)



THIS IS THE ENEMY

aka..Chloe Sevigny with an afro.

--Anon22 17:57, 22 July 2008 (CDT)

Is that a cock picture on his shirt? JayJay89 15:58, 27 July 2008 (CDT)


YES! I AM THE FIRST PERSON TO EDIT AFTER THE DDOS ATTACK! — Grawp 01:30, 22 July 2008 (CDT)

  • FUCK, I WAS ONLY THE SECOND![1] — Grawp 01:32, 22 July 2008 (CDT)
  • Any news on who is doing it? --Rattlehead91 01:45, 22 July 2008 (CDT)
Here is information on what happened, what sites were involved, dox and chat logs: http://pastebin.com/m5601d93a --Hitlerlol 01:55, 22 July 2008 (CDT) **updated with their surrender
Hmmm, I see. I sense some future rape from Anon. -- Rattlehead91 02:48, 22 July 2008 (CDT)
Do not forgive do not forget, amirite? --Todd_McCloud\Talk plox 03:04, 22 July 2008 (CDT)
    • SOMEONE MAKE AN ARTICLE ON IT ONCE THE FAGGOTRY STOPS --Lolinnernets 02:45, 22 July 2008 (CDT)
  • 4chan and now this? Gosh, what's going on? As for an article... I dunno... it seems like a big DDOS, but meh --Todd_McCloud\Talk plox 02:47, 22 July 2008 (CDT)
  • According to 4chanstatus the DDoS is between 3-5 gigs, so yeah, "big" about covers it. Also, many /b/tards have been telling me that this is an annual thing. CrimsonSamurai
  • Then again, these DDOS Scifags are just asking for it. We do articles of attention whores, fags, and socially inept morons. This little crew might fit that bill. --Todd_McCloud\Talk plox 02:51, 22 July 2008 (CDT)
I am for this title. -- Rattlehead91 03:45, 22 July 2008 (CDT)
  • Maybe call it "July 2008 Rape-A-Thon"? or simply "Raidchan Fail War of July 2008"? I don't think we should detail the date anymore than that. After all, 4chan's been having problems for days now. --Todd_McCloud\Talk plox 03:28, 22 July 2008 (CDT)
Raidchan Whats all this then? --Hitlerlol 03:30, 22 July 2008 (CDT)
Might be reading it wrong, but 7chan's main site says raidchan attacked them --Todd_McCloud\Talk plox 03:31, 22 July 2008 (CDT)
Yeah, it was raidchan/netcollect that have been ddosing 420chan, 711chan, 4chan, 7chan, ED, anontalk, anonib, and YTMND. Take a look at the pastebin.
Shit didn't happen on anonib or YTMND, though. --Anоnymous 11:04, 22 July 2008 (CDT)
  • is raidchan saying this was retaliation for their server getting rooted?

if so, i might have some relevant irc logs..... --Blackfish711 17:35, 22 July 2008 (CDT)

http://shii.org/2ch/ says:

Overchan V.2

[] - Monday, July 21, 2008 7 Comments (Reply Here) - (Mohey Pori) !m0hEY/p0RI - AIM

Currently my website is a target of a ddos chanwar.

Please call off all DDOS against the site. Me and the website takes neutral stance on all things that happen within the anonymous and imageboard culture. If you feel like you have any problems with any of the chans listed that you have to ddos them, that's fine and all, but keep this establishment out of the picture.

If this is an DDoS attack, instead of vengeance, let's talk things over! Hit my aim or email or something.

Let's be friends!

Ritegroic 04:06, 22 July 2008 (CDT)

  • Hell, at least this DDOS will give something for us to say on ED:TMIL at the end of this month, because it's been a pretty boring month on the whole.-OhLawdIsDatSum 11:25, 22 July 2008 (CDT)

Not mentioned anywhere else, but it appears 4chanarchive.org also got hit. 99chan.org says dreamhost cancelled their webhosting--I hope they didn't do any yearly prepaying. Ritegroic 17:21, 22 July 2008 (CDT)

  • Holy fucking shit. 4chan is down right now... Just when /b/ was acclimatizing to the chemo... I, for one, blame George W. Bush Ryuuk 19:07, 22 July 2008 (CDT)

Meme Pronunciation

What do ya'll think the meme article should say about the pronunciation. It currently just says "pronounced meme" and provides no help, which I find pretty funny. However, there is a push to make it accurate and say "pronounced meem," which really isn't bad either, but I just prefer the first way. Anyway, I was just wondering what others thought. You can read more on Talk:Meme. ~ endedrural (talk) 18:19, 22 July 2009 (CDT)

  • The people arguing about that are retards. I somehow instinctively knew how to pronounce it the first time I saw the word, but that may be because I'm not a moron. I say leave as is. --kh/ what 13:21, 22 July 2008 (CDT)
  • I pronounce it [meem], sounds better. [mem] sounds retarded --Magma 17:51, 22 July 2008 (CDT)
  • Wow Richard Dawkins told us how to say it (remember he made it up) Fucks sakes. MEEEEEEM--Dramachan 10:21, 26 July 2008 (CDT)

Potential for PooTube Let's Play lulz

There seems to be a shitstorm brewing, faggots. I am trying to compile lulz to add to this, but one edetective can only do so much. Has anyone heard anything more? (MvB 15:13, 22 July 2008 (CDT))

Quote of the Now

Whar is it? InternetsHitman 17:23, 22 July 2008 (CDT)

  • We're out. Couldn't get any suggestions so it's modified to be blank instead of showing an error. Probably going to be replacing the section with a "What's New with Portals" section, unless someone finds a mountain of funny quotes and shit. WM 17:24, 22 July 2008 (CDT)
  • I really like the QOTN section, although it was better when there was the occasional ED:IRC quote. I'm willing to farm some quotes up, but how long is each quote good for? Also, is there an archive of past quotes? --EZRA 23:26, 22 July 2008 (CDT)
  • The archive is at: ED:QOTN. It hasn't really been maintained, but I'll add all of the 2008 months for reference. Generally the quotes go up for two days. I'd say the cycle of reuse is probably the same as AOTN, 6 months if it's exceptional, maybe a year if it's OK. Give me about ten minutes and that page should have links to all of the quote archives since late 2007. WM 18:26, 22 July 2008 (CDT)
  • Thanks, I'll get on it. --EZRA 23:43, 22 July 2008 (CDT)

Italianfag

Italian press has violated rule #1 and #2. Fuck Times. This is the article.

Excuse me, what rules? --Anоnymous 12:11, 23 July 2008 (CDT)
If that was French, I could understand a lot of it. Since Italian is a related language, I can understand little bits, like that they were saying "the first rule of 4chan.org is that you do not talk about it". But we need a real translation, please, like what happened with that German magazine article, DAS TROLLPARADIES.--OhLawdIsDatSum 12:28, 23 July 2008 (CDT)
Here you go
4chan the subversive board - Just one rule: Forbidden to talk about
The first rule of 4chan is easy: don't talk about 4chan.
The rule in style of Fight Club keeps it difficult to understand, what in the eyes of unknowing may look like a simple image board - populated by persons with a questionable sort of humor.
The origins.
Born in 2003 by the idea of 15 year old Christopher "moot" Poole and his mothers (secretly taken) credit card, the site was supposed to become a board for fans of japanese comics. Nowadays the site counts three million visitors a month and more than 8 million visited pages a day, and is subdivided into about 20 sub-boards. An approximative calculation states, it's on 4th place of the biggest boards of the internet and has, quoting the Times, the status of beeing a "Source of popular and webculture".
The evolution.
The underlying idea of 4chan becoming a manga board was left quickly, from beeing a manga page it became one of the most solid communities of the web. Nothing like the commercial and "normal" social networks like MySpace: We talk about nerds and geeks and, what they like to call themselves, miscellaneous perverts. 4chan (short for channel) is the demonstration/proof that there is still an anarchic corner in the web - that in fact is the essence of the web. To writing on the board doesn't require a registration, no email no reference whatsoever: you just write. The most famous section "Random" is the hideout of everything all other websites fight down: racism, porn, machismo, blasphemy and many more.
The phenomenon.
An anarchy, a unique freedom tetified by the missing archive: Everything you write every picture disappears after a few hours, replaced by new stuff. An unstoppable/infinite flow of conciousness (free: ideas) that has created fashions and terms that diffused into the webculture: Some examples are lolcat, images of cats with captions that state various emotions, or the term "rickrolled" derived from musician Rick Astley.
The enemies.
In the recent past the popularity of the site grew exponentially, something that is not liked by most of its users. Project Chanology was born on 4chan, a kind of war against Scientology, with direct attacks of the website of the religious movement and people demonstrating in the streets with Guy Fawkes masks, like in the movie V - like vendetta.
After attacking Scientology, found also the Hebrew community worthy of beeing an enemy (freely translated).
And it is now secured, that the recent apparition of a swastika in the google trends, which forced the famous search engine to appologize for its inefficient content filter.
Free spirit, anfantism and a lot of auto-irony are the keys for the phenomenon. A community that isn't very open to new members: branded as newfags and continously laughed at and made fun of.
"This is 4chan, not facebook!"
Translation is as close to the original as possible, some terms just don't exist in english --Anоnymous

Wat.

The Chanapocalypse article has been deleted not once, but twice. Why? --Todd_McCloud\Talk plox 14:35, 23 July 2008 (CDT)

The hackers threatened ED. --Anоnymous 15:51, 23 July 2008 (CDT)
If they can't revert it, think that a sysop could get me the sauce of the page? I will put it up on partyvan.info when it's back up (just fixing the nameserver atm).
All of it comes from http://pastebin.com/m28bf5baa and the pics etc. are from searching Pacifico on facebook AS FAR as I know however check out how he has been on a bunch of "hacking" websites and conventions and whatnot, and he's 16. --Anоnymous 18:06, 23 July 2008 (CDT)

I go to the same IRC server pacifico does. He claims that he's friends with a moderator here who removed the article for him. Marco13185 09:33, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

Jesus Christ all of this is pure bullshit. If that's the case, then he can suck cock for all I care. If you're friends with that kind of a faggot (assuming he's a skiddie, nothing else) you don't deserve much. That would probably be Weev if anything based on the deletion logs. --Anоnymous 11:02, 24 July 2008 (CDT)
Someone apparently readded some information to the article and instead of deleting the articles, the admins have protected it and deleted the earlier revisions. DCY and Endedrural are apparently at fault. Marco13185 18:54, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

z0MG! buRecrAtiC fucKs!? .... in my ED?! Can I get a revert please? K5233 20:26, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

Christ you people are retards. The page was repeatedly a shitpost and nothing but chatlogs and anons freaking out over their precious chans being attacked. It's not the end of the internet if you can't reach /b/, in fact it's probably an improvement, given the shit that /b/tards spew across the internet constantly. WRT ED sysops being in cahoots with the skiddies behind the attacks, I can tell you that weev is above stupid shit like that and wouldn't associate himself with such small fry, and I doubt any other ED admins give a shit about the kid behind it.

Some shit on the internet happened. It wasn't the first time, it won't be the last time, and not every DDoS on the internet needs a special place on ED. Get over yourselves and quit whining. --kh/ what 20:52, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

The fact that it's lasted 5 days and counting makes it a bit moar noteworthy than your run of the mill DDoS methinks. CrimsonSamurai

  • It didn't last five days, 4chan's craptacular servers and whatnot just died for several days as a result of a couple of hours of attacks. ED got hit too and you didn't see us vanish for nearly a week. --kh/ what 15:53, 25 July 2008 (CDT)

WTF, ED is supposed to fucking archive articles of drama in the interbutts whether people fucking like it or not! If the last 5 days haven't been drama, I don't know what is!--Axeman 09:33, 25 July 2008 (CDT)

The actual event can for sure be classified as dramatic. I, however, eagerly await the retaliation from the butthurt /b/tards. --CrimsonSamurai


http://status.4chan.org/ -- DDoS started on 7/21/08. It is Still down right now on the 26th. ED didn't go completely down like 4chan, rather ED reported the SQL server was getting too much queries while the PHP itself could still run. I don't know why law enforcement is so lazy and uncaring, but if the DDoS hit a rich company, the DDoSer would get vanned. Ritegroic 02:30, 26 July 2008 (CDT)

FuCK DaH BiTCH WHo BaLeeTeD MaH ConTRiBuSHuNs. —The preceding comment was added by Ramps, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

  • Fuck you too buddy. --kh/ what 16:51, 26 July 2008 (CDT)
Killerhamster killed 4chan and is covering up his actions by BALEETING any article about the DDoS.overthere 01:21, 27 July 2008 (CDT)
While I'll be the first to admit that I can't stand 4chan, please detail which articles about this ridiculous DDoS that I've personally deleted. Oh, that's right, you can't. --kh/ what 01:25, 27 July 2008 (CDT)
Proof is in the pudding. You admit that you hate 4chan, and you admit to deleting my contributions towards the DDoS '08 page. I I'd say asking me to prove anything is futile.overthere 01:33, 27 July 2008 (CDT)

XD

Because serious business often goes so horribly wrong when Google Search is involved. Halloween Costumes <-- Showed up at the top of the page when I got frustrated and typed "moooooooo" at a Google prompt. D: Miqrogroove 01:52, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

Google Knol is launched - their very own online Encyclopedia

Maybe an article instead of a redirect would be appropriate? If they manage to pwn Wikipedia, that'll be epic. [2] [3]

I remember someone on WR saying that Google was encouraging links to Wikipedia so that it could "fatten it up for slaughter" due to the reusable content (GFDL) on Wikipedia which may be transferable to Knol.

Still, it allows original research, which means that it may just be like a glorified Wikinfo. I don't see it killing Wikipedia quickly, but it would be funny if it did. Suck on that, NawlinWiki!--OhLawdIsDatSum 05:23, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

Also, you can make money off of it from ad revenues from articles you've written! That is fucking awesome... I hope it kills Wikipedia. I've believed right from the start that people doing lots of edits for Wikipedia should be paid - what the fuck is the point of editing it if you don't? It's masochistic. TL;DR? Knol is not smacked by Grawp's massive cock (better move-protect it now NawlinWiki!).--OhLawdIsDatSum 05:35, 24 July 2008 (CDT)
Done. Written the article.--OhLawdIsDatSum 08:10, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

Official: Facebook is now srs bzns

LoL; Sued for making a fake Facebook page. Thank deh lawd fo' dem proxies! CrakHoar 07:01, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

  • Considering the privacy violations they've been piling up, Facebook really is serious business. When I finally see something related to dickgirls show up in my newsfeed, it'll be time to cancel my account and run to Mexico. WM 10:22, 24 July 2008 (CDT)
    • Well the stuff he posted was private stuff he found out IRL, not stuff you can find by a simple google search.--Lulzercaustmolest 12:25, 26 July 2008 (CDT)

Mother Russia may make Emos illegal

http://www.nme.com/news/my-chemical-romance/38392 Cue massive BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWing --Bionic-Sun 14:09, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

While this may seem like win, let us not forget that Emos are a prime source of lulz and in fact upsets the entire balance of the internets. Still though, nice trolling on Russia's part. CrimsonSamurai

  • In Soviet Russia, depressed Emos cut you!! Miqrogroove 01:30, 25 July 2008 (CDT)
  • Russia has some good policies. There was an article I read in the Guardian about a 'summer camp' where young men can go and fuck hot young women for free and swim next to the pool and do sports. And Russian women tend to be hot. However, the pool might not be safe to enter...
 
“ 		 
"I'm here for the swimming and the women," says Chris Oganda, a 22-year-old Kenyan who came to the camp with Russian university friends.
  		„
 

—Pool's Closed.

--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 05:56, 25 July 2008 (CDT)

ModelMayhem

Thoughts? Advice? Input?

Raid time?

InternetsHitman 18:55, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

Ruh Roh! CP!

Assemblyman Neil Cohen under child porn investigation

Lulz: "Among the more than 100 laws Cohen has sponsored is one that created a 24-hour hotline for members of the public to report computer crimes, including child pornography. He also co-sponsored a law that retroactively removed immunity from churches, schools and other charities that negligently hire employees who sexually abuse children."--Fdl 15:38, 25 July 2008 (CDT)

I fail it

I can't seem to customize my signature... When I try, the code just shows up instead. - Serious Cat 02:27, 27 July 2008 (CDT)

In my preferences there is a box labeled "Raw signatures (without automatic link)," you want to check it. --lateral |talk| 02:33, 27 July 2008 (CDT)
ty - Serious Cat 02:49, 27 July 2008 (CDT)

Moar Wikipedia drama - Sceptre's AN post gets a guy desysopped by Jimbo for 'sexist' comments

Lol. I saw that administrators' noticeboard post yesterday when that little Nazi Sceptre started bawwwwwing about something being offensive to female editors.

Who the fuck cares? We should embrace political incorrectness. One day, Sceptre might grow up and see that political correctness is the problem, not the potential to offend.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 10:57, 27 July 2008 (CDT)

And it makes Jimbo look like a total, total cunt and even more of a hypocrite than he already is.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 12:14, 27 July 2008 (CDT)
Think it needs moar article. I may begin writing it this evening if I have nothing better to do.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 13:29, 27 July 2008 (CDT)
Done.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 15:58, 27 July 2008 (CDT)

Chemer

Much drama currently going on with this YouTube user and get's major butthurt over one star ratings. Wondering if this article could do with moar coverage and is it possibly worthy of a front page at this stage? NurgleTang 11:12, 27 July 2008 (CDT)

I need to get all of that porn of his ex-girlfriend. Srsly.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 12:01, 27 July 2008 (CDT)

More Pr0n than Christmas! :O

According to Google, Porn is On The Verge of Overtaking Christmas Miqrogroove 01:15, 28 July 2008 (CDT)

Maybe we should have an article on google trends, to explain things like why anal fisting got a lot better in 2006 Archaicevil 02:25, 28 July 2008 (CDT)
Not a bad idea. It should incorporate the recent "swastika" and "fuck you google" top results fiascoes. I think we had stubby articles for one or both (?), but they may have been flushed for non-searchability or general crappiness. Whoever does this article would be killing at least three birds with one stone.--Fdl 08:16, 28 July 2008 (CDT)

Another retard creationist

http://youtube.com/user/TrueBelieverinJesus

VenomFangX likes him... although he might be a troll.


Ididit 22:15, 28 July 2008 (CDT)


Based on the video I saw he is a troll, but he is very successful. I raged until the very end of the video.

Btardb 19:47, 7 August 2008 (CDT)

Wikipedia Editors Articles

So it seems we've been getting a lot of new articles on Wikipedo admins and editors. The increase in content is good, and none of the articles are really that bad, but some of them just don't seem substantial enough to warrant their own articles. What does everyone think about merging some of the lesser known ones into one page, much like what was done with Scientology Agents? That way, everything will be more organized and the individual users will get more exposure. Just an idea, anyway. ~ endedrural (talk) 05:34, 29 July 2009 (CDT)

  • I like this idea. It allows for more of a worthy page, possibly a large gallery, and a less stubby ED. --Todd_McCloud\Talk plox 01:17, 29 July 2008 (CDT)
    • Seconded; sounds like a plan. Archaicevil 01:48, 29 July 2008 (CDT)
      • Just interested Endedrural - which sort of Wikipedos' articles do you think should be merged? Which ones specifically? I hate to see content being removed. There's nothing wrong with stubs, they're just in need of expansion.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 03:45, 29 July 2008 (CDT)
  • Just some of these newer ones if they don't evolve past "User:X is a bureaucratic fuck/stupid cunt/unimportant tow admin/etc." Some of the newer ones that have too little content are Warpath, Metros, Krimpet, and Neranei. None of them are really bad, but there's little content beyond "this person is a wikipedia admin." There may be some older articles in the same vein, as well. I don't really think that should be automatic grounds for article creation. Although I do agree that several smaller pages are better than one huge page, these are almost too stubbish... meh, whatever, they'll always get better with time. ~ endedrural (talk) 17:03, 29 July 2009 (CDT)

There's already bureaucratic fuck for them. Neranei and Metros were too boring to read. Metros and Krimpet give out their power words in article. Warpath had a good first two sentences then was crap. Krimpet is largely boring, needs a bigger pic. "Some have suggested that Krimpet was actually a sockpuppet right from the start. Despite the fact that she only began editing in January 2007, her deletionist tendencies and b... [blah blah]". Everyone on TOW is a sock puppet. Usually after they make a lot of n00b mistakes and decide they want to re-role their character, they make a new one and don't make the mistakes that keep from being admin until they are admin. Ritegroic 14:12, 29 July 2008 (CDT)

All the ones that are from the "User:X is a bureaucratic fuck/stupid cunt/unimportant tow admin/etc." model should be burned. If it has a couple of paragraphs a la Krimpet they should be given a little more time or maybe merged to the Bureaucratic fuck article. The two sentence stubs aren't worth merging. --lateral |talk| 23:40, 29 July 2008 (CDT)

Somebody fucking protect MySpace Trolls

Danielspengies, Devil's Bitch, Mr. Smith, King of the NBOH, and others have signed up with numerous sock accounts and are using the MySpace Trolls article for SSP. Protect it soon to preserve the lulz, since it is in July's This Month In Lulz.

InternetsHitman 00:42, 30 July 2008 (CDT)

SO I HERD A STUPID BITCH IS TO ATTEND LAW SCHOOL?????

Good article about trolling and the LAW(L) on Wired.com. It looks like some Law School trolls may actually get pwnt and their precious internets anonymity stripped away, thus hopefully ruining their legal careers. The whole Autoadmit trolling thing is pretty interesting, this story goes back a ways. --Spacey 01:37, 30 July 2008 (CDT)

  • LOLZ: "...currently being sued under their AutoAdmit handles: among others... Patrick Bateman..." Not our Patrick Bateman? Oh noes! Srsly, though- I hope the AutoAdmit guy wins his suit against the trolled for improperly including his name in the suit.--Fdl 14:17, 30 July 2008 (CDT)

Add some Wallpaper to Wallpaper

There was no article on Wallpaper, so I made one. Now you have something to link to whenever you talk about /w/ and /wg/.
tl;dr:
I R IMPORTANT ED USER
THIS R IMPORTANT ARTICLE --Dawa 13:42, 30 July 2008 (CDT)

FGSFDS

CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO RECIEVE A FREE NINTENDO WII ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK ON THE SHUT THE FUCK UP JESUS TITFUCKING CHRIST. It wouldn't be so bad if it was only once in a while, but it's on EVERY GOD DAMN PAGE. Fix this. NAO. Anononononononononononononon 16:29, 30 July 2008 (CDT)

  • Let's not forget about those annoying "game" ads like you see on MySpace. OMG CLIK FOR 20 PUSH UPS TO GET A FREE RINGTONE OMG U LOSE. Okay, maybe they're not as bad as the talking ads but they still need to go. Wish I had the Jew gold to spare for this site. T_T Is it cancer? Nope. 19:29, 30 July 2008 (CDT)
  • Don't forget the one advertising the Jessica Simpson (?) wet t-shirt contest. OH ITS HOT BABY WHEW... --lateral |talk| 20:53, 30 July 2008 (CDT)
  • There are ads here? I guess I take adblock for granted. - Serious Cat 11:04, 31 July 2008 (CDT)
  • I am extremely annoyed by the NSFW ads, but HEY whatever keeps ED on wheels.--Sam Lowry 14:49, 1 August 2008 (CDT)
  • To get rid of half the ads, just block images from "content.yieldmanager" and all those sites. The talking ones still come up though. --Lolinnernets 14:54, 1 August 2008 (CDT)

Fat cat is FAT.

44 lbs! WTF? Fat Cat Needs A Home--Fdl 19:07, 30 July 2008 (CDT)

make an article about nick starr

an article about Nick Starr is ESSENTIAL. he is a former closet homo that generates lulz by the truckload and posts gay pics of himself all day long. GET ON IT. bonus: he will most likely angrily ask the site to take down his article, paving the way for anti-lulz, and thus lulz —The preceding comment was added by Marshy, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

  • This does not look even remotely funny. --kh/ what 20:34, 30 July 2008 (CDT)
  • If you can make a decent article (decent is the operative word, shit stubs are generally deleted quickly) and show why it is lulz, then go ahead and make it. But we sure as fuck aren't gonna do it for you.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 13:27, 31 July 2008 (CDT)
  • I don't see it, either. He's gay and obsessed with his body. That's about as shocking as a deviantArtist with USI whose art sux. Knock yrself out, though.--Fdl 14:46, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

Congratulations, you have been selected to win a free Nintendo Wii

I know ED needs ads to help keep it running, but for the love of god, can we have ads NOT make noise, please? Every time I hear that bitch congratulate me for using the interwebs I feel like boiling a puppy alive. LoliHAETpizza 18:32, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

  • See above. -- Anononononononononononononon 18:49, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

New article about 4chan, mentions Mitchell Henderson

[4] I'm just waiting for people to use it as a source on Wikipedia, lol. Haven't finished reading it yet.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 13:03, 1 August 2008 (CDT)

  • It was fucking weird reading that and realizing who weev was with, I haven't talked to Kate or Claudia in ages. Meanwhile, goons seem to think the article is about 4chan and not trolling in general. --kh/ what 13:07, 1 August 2008 (CDT)
  • He interviewed me too and he was being a total douche about using my powerword because he knew it and it was his "journalistic duty" to link me to ED and Chanology so I didn't email the Times fact checker back. Shame cos he asked me if we were the way we were cos we were all abused as children and I said "of course." --Image:Littlemudkip.gifmImage:Littlemudkip.gif • s • 16:45, 1 August 2008 (CDT)

http://themedium.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/07/31/trolling-for-ethics-mattathias-schwartzs-awesome-piece-on-internet-poltergeists/ Follow-up blog entry on previous NYT article. I can't belive they bought that whole international cyber-terrorist on steroids story. A million internets to you, good sir. Also, comments are a lulzfest. EX: Prokofy Neva displays moar butthurt from 2nd life trolling, calling for the IRL banhammer. I lol'd heartily. Cybersyn 10:42, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

What is this based on?

Take away Fritzl's face, and just have the politician guy... anyone got that image that was posted on 4chan a shitload this year? Who is that guy (not Fritzl), and why don't we have an article on him?--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 16:16, 1 August 2008 (CDT)

Phase 3: Reinstating LULZ to Chanology.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aopkg8k9VbI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPoIGXJJmnM

FUCK YEAH SEAKING. Anononononononononononononon 22:10, 1 August 2008 (CDT)

About fucking time. I'm down for some black ops...like telling sandniggers that L Ron Hubbard called Muhammad a pedo. --Image:Littlemudkip.gif☭Image:Littlemudkip.gif • ? • 00:06, 2 August 2008 (CDT)

DDOS attack?

How come the site was down most of yesterday?--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 09:33, 3 August 2008 (CDT)

  • Dunno. I even went to Dreamhost support pages to see why, learned nothing.--Fdl 10:14, 3 August 2008 (CDT)
  • Chemer is boasting that he is behind it in the comments, I lol'd [5] NurgleTang 14:12, 3 August 2008 (CDT)


How come none of these people ever get law enforcement after them for the DDoS attacks? Ritegroic 05:21, 4 August 2008 (CDT)

Lulzy video with pretty Russian girl saying Wikipedia is shit

The Wikipedos got all butthurt about it too, lawl.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 14:45, 3 August 2008 (CDT)

Actually maybe we should have an article about her and her website on ED.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 14:49, 3 August 2008 (CDT)
Also, the guy who brought that up on the admins' noticeboard is a typical Wikipedo with rollback who wants to be an admin. Just look at his userboxes. What a cunt.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 14:51, 3 August 2008 (CDT)
Look at the way he got rid of a dubious fact after watching that video. [6] --Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 14:56, 3 August 2008 (CDT)
What a faggot! He can't spell for shit, either- "notrious"- "she isn't all brians after all if she gets her answers from the internet"-lulz. Chick is fapworthy.--Fdl 15:19, 3 August 2008 (CDT)
Her nerds are pro at YouTube View Fraud, typical youtube whore, and wtf is Vickipedia?--Lulzercaustmolest 21:24, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

Memes and Newfags

Am I the only one who feels that ED only advances the Newfag movement by having a shit ton of memes archived/described on its site? overthere 17:24, 3 August 2008 (CDT)

You're not the only one, lawl. A lot of people who use the chan boards dislike ED for precisely this reason.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 18:00, 3 August 2008 (CDT)
maybe... But really, fuck 4chan. --kh/ what 18:04, 3 August 2008 (CDT)
The newfags won a long time ago, besides who do you think writes all the articles ;) Yeah Killhamster true that, it's just too damn depressing when a thread called "Newfags can't sup" gets 200 replies. --lateral |talk| 18:15, 3 August 2008 (CDT)
As much as it induces newfaggotry, with the speed/attention span of /b/, something was needed to chronicle the lulz, whether that be some meme or some internet drama. Whoops, forgot my sig Solaceinchaos 18:21, 3 August 2008 (CDT)
It's clearly 4chan's /b/ that suffers the most from newfaggotry. Other 4chan boards and other chan imageboards tend not to be like that to the same extent.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 18:57, 3 August 2008 (CDT)
/b/ degenerated because the mods didn't take a firm line against newfags two years ago. They allowed too much fail to go unpunished, believing the hype about /b/ being anarchy or whatever. Firm, 711chan-style moderation and mass bannings might have preserved the quality level, since that sort of environment would not have been conducive to Gaia-style idiocy... but in this reality /b/ is dead so why worry about it. --Spacey 04:15, 4 August 2008 (CDT)

/b/'s problem is that it is its own cancer. Whenever original content is posted, they don't like it. Whenever somebody starts a thread with an unfunny old meme like candlejack, it gets over 200 replies for each thread posted about it. The only way to even get replies to original content is moot impersonation. Ritegroic 05:17, 4 August 2008 (CDT)

And it moves too fast. The only thing that it's actually good for now is getting a general idea of what's going on in the world of Anonymous, and using it as a personal army. I think /b/ actually gets used for viral marketing - look at the amount of threads about The Dark Knight, and these "hey /b/, what brand do you smoke" threads. Even that sort of spam is not quite as bad as anontalk type bullshit.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 09:34, 4 August 2008 (CDT)
I agree, the spam has gotten old. The thing is there is a difference between newfags and the n00bs or lurkers of the *chans. Newfags specifically mean to post stupid pictures of themselves and start old meme topics, while the lurks will sit around calmly and recognize the idiotic actions of a newfag and learn, hopefully through public bans, that that is not the right thing to do. That is how a true /b/tard matures and grows. --Redbeard 2:59, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

Susan Adams/MyFathersGifts

Does anyone feel that the /b/ raid of myfathersgifts.com and it's owner Susan Adams qualify for it's own article? It was pretty minor but it resulted in her deleting her website (read: DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING. I saw the event go down but neglected to get any screencaps. -CrimsonSamurai

I got lot's of screencaps. I don't have time to write an article right now, but you should start. This is worthy an article. Screens and mirror of the /b/-thread here: http://eduardo.talismoon.net/ed --Magma 05:01, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

Violet Blue

Violet Blue got butthurt on Wikipedia, so she filed restraining orders against two editors that were hurting her feelings. Both cases just got thrown out, and BenBurch has changed his wikicide into a damning indictment. The worm has turned, and is currently rapidshitting out dox like a motherfucker. Get 'em while they're hot, because the pedos are trying to delete his userpage for being too interesting and relevant. This is genuine lulz, but the problem is that her ED entry crossed into TL;DR a long fucking time ago. A lot of it's worth keeping, in the sense that it's embarrasing shit she'd like to keep hidden, but some outside editing is clearly required. Tablechair 18:37, 3 August 2008 (CDT)

This is a good story. Hell, I think he deserves an article of his own, possibly. We could 'champion his cause' the way we're doing with Bedford. The Violet Blue article itself could be dealt with by inserting a a brief overview (a paragraph) into it linking to his article.--Fdl 19:00, 3 August 2008 (CDT)
Yaar, I sure agree and already saw the TOW drama, but Tablechair's aggressive ownership of articles makes it an awkward proposition.PatrickBateman 05:53, 4 August 2008 (CDT)
I know how sensitive you are, and I'd never ask you to do anything that made you uncomfortable. If you ever do conquer your anxiety issues, consider this my personal invitation to fag the place up with unfunny bullshit. Tablechair 18:40, 4 August 2008 (CDT)

WHY SO SRS?

anyone working on that meme yet?

I can't get it out of my head @.@—The preceding comment was added by thespammer, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

  • God I hope you die. --~ Lolinnernets 21:41, 4 August 2008 (CDT)
  • No, because it's not a fucking meme. Anononononononononononononon 21:30, 4 August 2008 (CDT)
  • Did you know that Keith Legger died recently? Have some ruhspekt lol ~//[[Erï]] 23:19, 4 August 2008 (CDT)
  • For what reason have you engaged in the activity of regarding your previous comment with strict contempt for the foolish? Synonymous 20:47, 5 August 2008 (CDT)
  • omg, too soon, lol Miqrogroove 14:19, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

Avril

Can someone please revert the Avril Lavigne article back to the redirect, and I promise I wont edit war anymore. Please it is hurtful the nasty things being said about her. If you don't I will shift my vandalism focus from Wikipedia to here, I have a 30mbs internet connection and I can crash this site if you don't so just do it now please. ALT x3 05:59, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

  • If I remember, I will make a huge attack article about Avril Lavigne that is ten times worse than the current one. In fact I may get to work on it in my userspace.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 11:09, 5 August 2008 (CDT)
Burn and die, all of you. ALT x3 11:27, 5 August 2008 (CDT)
  • You suck, please die. And if you're going to become obsessed with someone in the music industry, why couldn't you have chosen someone with a little talent? --kh/ what 11:43, 5 August 2008 (CDT)
  • Wait... He's been edit warring with himself? This is getting too weird. - Serious Cat 12:01, 5 August 2008 (CDT)
  • Could be, or there could be like a dozen fucking Hagger????????????s. User:Grawp is the other side of the edit war and I really couldn't care less. It's funny to watch. --kh/ what 12:03, 5 August 2008 (CDT)
  • I thought Haggar and Grawp were the same guy... - Serious Cat 12:04, 5 August 2008 (CDT)
Here's my version of the Avril Lavigne page, I suggest that the current Avril Lavigne is replaced with my version.--[[User:Warm, Sticky Cum

ALT x2

He keeps being a faggot, and adding g to articles, resulting in recent changes spam. Special:Contributions/ALT_x2   ☭ sir-kitty ☭  ★ talk ★  ☭ contribs ☭   15:26, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

Nevermind. SecurityBot got it.   ☭ sir-kitty ☭  ★ talk ★  ☭ contribs ☭   15:28, 5 August 2008 (CDT)~
Also, someone with rollback is fine too.   ☭ sir-kitty ☭  ★ talk ★  ☭ contribs ☭  15:32, 5 August 2008 (CDT)
Sockpuppets include: User:ALT, User:Jezouie, and probably some others.   ☭ sir-kitty ☭  ★ talk ★  ☭ contribs ☭  15:46, 5 August 2008 (CDT)
  • I just reverted a shitton of it, and I think kh is getting the rest. - Serious Cat 16:30, 5 August 2008 (CDT)
    • I've rolled back all the contribs I can find, SecurityBot is autoblocking him now, he keeps coming from the same IP because he's brain damaged or something. --kh/ what 16:37, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

Go Greyhound...and leave the dining to us.

Bus Decapitation Suspect Allegedly Ate Victim

Str8 rawwwwwdawg. --Image:Littlemudkip.gif☭Image:Littlemudkip.gif • ? • 20:02, 5 August 2008 (CDT)

I hate to say it, but OM NOM NOM NOM Btardb 19:53, 7 August 2008 (CDT)

Sceptre AGAIN

After the Bedford incident, Sceptre is trying to get another user banned for harassment (see Wikipedia Review forums). He has also been nominating loads of articles for CSD, and has had his rollback rights removed (not for the first time). [7] [8].--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 13:56, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

Also, I lol'd, Hagger.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 14:07, 6 August 2008 (CDT)
And Sceptre's drama continues here with ED's very own SchmuckyTheCat. [9] --Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 14:09, 6 August 2008 (CDT)
See this 4-page-long WR thread.-Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 06:26, 7 August 2008 (CDT)
They called him a dick and a troll ahhaha, maybe he'll come here now..he might even share with us some email adresses and kinky private facebook pictures of the other pedos. what's this bout sceptre being butthurt because of "the whole Kurt episode"? did something happen with Kurt "I view self-noms as prima facie evidence of faggotry." ?- sam lowry

FUCK YEAH

The YouTube View Fraud article got some media attention. http://www.thestandard.com/news/2008/08/04/want-get-your-video-top-youtube-charts-follow-recipe-maybe

--Lulzercaustmolest 21:03, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

  • Superior

and also very fucking sad.

.

  ▪TALK▪ 21:55, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

Fuck yeah, indeed! Congratulations, everyone. WIN.--Fdl 22:17, 6 August 2008 (CDT)

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