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Contents 1 Article of the Now 2 =change the image 3 Maybe it's just me, but... 4 I just found a friend of mine's brother (whom I've met a few times) is a major Wikipedian 5 Invisible!!! 6 YOU'RE A BIRD! 7 When It's Funny But You Don't Know Why... 8 Wow, I wonder what noble soul donated $2,500 9 REJOICE 10 Cell/b/ratin' t/i/emz /r/ /nao/ 11 Can someone revert and ræp 12 LULZ-MACHINE UNLIMITED SUPER FUNK-TASTIC EXPRESS 13 Butthurt AIM conversations 14 Is anyone else getting this? 15 Swirl face 16 OMG 17 Compromise 18 Faggot on Deceased Wikipedians 19 I need a third opinion 20 moot, pagan, Dolmen Grove 21 This needs moar article 22 PROJECT CHANOLOGY - no protest this month? 23 Advertisements 24 Personal vendetta against ED 25 Phelps the swimmer and those other Phelps 26 Recent bizarre dog-cloning story has a predictably ugly background 27 Sarah Saga 28 MysteryBot 2.0 29 AOTN for tomorrow? 30 Zodiac 'Hacks' TOW's Michael Phelps Page 31 Jude's Army 32 Missy the Dead Fucking Poodle 33 Ethnic Cleansing, the video game 34 Holy Shit 35 Ebon Lupus 36 This Month In Lulz 37 Encyclopedia Parodia 38 Woman falls in love with furry lion avatar, leads to IRL kidnapping 39 Sceptre 40 MysteryBot 41 YouTube + Scientology + Gay Pr0N Drama 42 Lemonz.jpg Hotlinked (Bandwith) 43 Anonymous in Variety 44 Gary McKinnon (the UFO hax0r) Plays Asperger's Card 45 Qu'est-ce que ce'st? 46 How to remove an article? 47 Weird Taxwoman shit 48 Plox Advz 49 An Halo 50 Article of the now 51 Wikipedia Checkuser 51.1 Your finds! 52 1337 hax0rs: Uncle Sam wants you. 53 Halp Plox 54 bash.org down 55 4chan at FAC on Wikipedia

Article of the Now

The list needs to be updated for which days had which featured articles. Nice, I never would have thought that South Ossetia would have made the main page already. I understand that it's a bit confused because ED is in crisis mode right now.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 12:40, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

• I've been away for 2.5 weeks. I'll do it tomorrow. WM 16:50, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

=change the image

someone overwrite catday.jpg with pain1.jpg, i can't remove the image

Maybe it's just me, but...

It seems like .png graphics are failing to load on their associated pages. The AE graphic on the main page for instance, all the 'meme pog'.pngs on the Pogs page, etc. Sometimes they'll start to load and then just quit, leaving a blank space or filename. Anyone else noticed this? Just me?--Fdl 16:36, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

It's just you. Hagger 16:56, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

Let me guess...Firefox 3? --O☭B • ? • 17:16, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

Naw, 2.0.0.whatever- I haven't gone there yet. Strange. I'll figure it out. Glad it's not the site.--Fdl 17:40, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

You DO NOT WANT Firefox 3. Don't go there. Syrysly. Google Firefox 3 + sucks. Add in shit crap and fail for added lulz. --O☭B • ? • 18:05, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

I just found a friend of mine's brother (whom I've met a few times) is a major Wikipedian

I'm not linking you to his user page for privacy reasons, but fucking hell... he's not an admin, but he does have a shitload of edits. I just found his comment on a talk page and clicked it and there he was. Fucking weird.

Anyone else ever stumbled onto someone they've actually met in person's activities online without even trying to do so or looking in an area you'd expect to see them in?-Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 17:49, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

Invisible!!!

IRL cloaking device unveiled.

Berkeley (CA) – The secret that allows objects to become completely invisible to the human eye has been one of the big quests of science, but remains a mystery can only be achieved through special effects in science-fiction movies. U.S. researchers now were able to actually build and define the first 3D cloaking device that can, in a limited way, achieve 3D cloaking ability. --O☭B • ? • 18:17, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

Science can't replicate the natural power cats have. Ritegroic 23:09, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

• Damn straight.--Fdl 23:44, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

YOU'RE A BIRD!

There is disagreement over whether this should be deleted or not. Can a sysop take a look at it and make a decision, kthx, so there is no moar edit warring with Template:Shit.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 11:43, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

• Keep. I saw it once or twice and even though it's a failed forced meme, it's got moar substance to it than TOUCHDOWN THURMAN THOMAS type memes. Plus, the fact that it's actually being debated gives it some merit.

--O☭B • ? • 14:23, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

• Keep - It's sort of ephemeral and random and was only on /b/ for a moment, but it's not a shit-template level article by any means... and I don't want deletionist tendencies migrating to ED from the boring fucks who take everything too seriously. --Spacey 14:45, 13 August 2008 (CDT)
• Useful - When Template:Crap just doesn't get the point across but you still want someone else to second with Template:Baleetplz, then the most effective way to insult the author in the meantime is with Template:Shit. Miqrogroove 18:14, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

When It's Funny But You Don't Know Why...

Is it safe to ask? WTF IS THIS Miqrogroove 18:01, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

I have no idea.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 07:16, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

Wow, I wonder what noble soul donated $2,500

Maybe there's some lover of lulz and Mudkips out there with unlimited disposable income that figured they could handle the loss. whoever you are, we thank you and salute you for your patriotism. HedgeJew 08:54, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

Seconded. And may the lulz and drama continue to flow for a long time to come. Let's drink to that, EDiots.

--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 09:00, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

Over 9000 internets to this winrar.--Lulzercaust^molest 11:18, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

I mentioned it to a friend, who also suggested that our donator of $2,500 stole his parents' credit card to do it. Well, from our perspective, their sacrifice shall not be in vain. HedgeJew 15:57, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

AWWWWRIIIIGHT! Hail Anonymou$!--Fdl 18:38, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

I would like to shake his/her hand. Then maybe have sex with it. --Todd_McCloud^{\Talk plox} 18:52, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

God has smiled upon us, this day. The fate of lulz, in our haaaands and blessed be the donator he, who stole the card with all his bravery, so that the righteous might staand. We saw the distant flames, they bellowed in the night. But when he gets grounded, and cannot carry on, though he dies LA RESISTANCE LIVES ON! -CrimsonSamurai

I did it for the lulz.--Guise

If they used a stolen card, ED gets a charageback 2 months later and ends up losing money. ED had to pay fees for the credit card transaction intially, then they get a chargeback fee, then their bank account gets debited and if they don't ave $2500 in it then they get an NSF fee, too. It's better to hope that somebody is just rich like, "I'm rich. George Bush is doing a helluva job!" Ritegroic 11:29, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

If memory serves me correctly it was some marine or army grunt stationed in iraqistan who donated the fat spoogey wad. --Drunkenlazybastard 02:04, 8 September 2008 (CDT)

REJOICE

Thanks to all who donated. DCY

• Flawless Victory, in a Christian boyband album cover sort of way. Miqrogroove 19:30, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

Cell/b/ratin' t/i/emz /r/ /nao/

But yeah, sorry for not having money to be sending the lulz this time, but maybe next crisis. --In Before Blood ^Shard - _Life 11:20, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

Can someone revert and ræp

The faggot that vandalised Template:WP. Then protect the template.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 12:39, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

Also, whilst a sysop is here, This should really be moved to the mainspace as a notable well known meme at the title Massimo D'Alema which is currently a redirect and the memes template updated.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 13:04, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

• • Just copy and paste it saying which page its from in the edit summary.--Lulzercaust^molest 13:31, 14 August 2008 (CDT)
    • I've done so, but the memes template needs updating. God damn I wish I could just have the sysop tools to do stuff like that.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 15:41, 14 August 2008 (CDT)
      • And that's twice today SecurityBot has reverted non-vandalism from me. Does SecurityBot not have a user whitelist which my name can be added to?--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 15:48, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

• • • • • What vandalism on the WP template? It's already protected. I'll add the Massimo article to memes.

--O☭B • ? • 16:16, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

• • • • • • Avril vandalism.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 16:42, 14 August 2008 (CDT)
            • • • • • • • • • • • • • • You mean the fact that there's a TOW Portal template on the Avril page? --O☭B • ? • 17:09, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

LULZ-MACHINE UNLIMITED SUPER FUNK-TASTIC EXPRESS

Westboro Baptists to picket Scilon Isaac Hayes

Quote: Hope Prsbyterian Church - Isaac Hayes has NO HOPE 8500 Walnut Grove Road Dying time is truth time, and the truth is Isaac Hayes was given a gift from the very hand of God, and he never ONE TIME used that gift to serve the True and Living God. He used it to serve himself (the lusts of the flesh, the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life!). Just like his forefather, Cain and his evil offspring, check this out: Genesis 4:16 ¶ And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden. 17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch. 18 And unto Enoch was born Irad: and Irad begat Mehujael: and Mehujael begat Methusael: and Methusael begat Lamech. 19 ¶ And Lamech took unto him two wives: the name of the one was Adah, and the name of the other Zillah. 20 And Adah bare Jabal: he was the father of such as dwell in tents, and of such as have cattle. 21 And his brother?s name was Jubal: he was the father of all such as handle the harp and organ. 22 And Zillah, she also bare Tubalcain, an instructer of every artificer in brass and iron: and the sister of Tubalcain was Naamah. And like Cain's other brats, Isaac Hayes is in hell. AMEN! -| »⇔«¿ 16:04, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

• I've said it many times before: You don't have to agree with the Westboro Baptist Church, but you've got to admit; they're some pretty impressive trolls. ~ endedrural _(talk) 02:07, 14 August 2009 (CDT)

Butthurt AIM conversations

Anyone else getting AIM messages / MSN messages from people butthurt about ED and trying to get members to stop contributing? --Todd_McCloud^{\Talk plox} 18:54, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

Is this motivated by our death-sentence commutation, do you think? Post the lulziest plz!--Fdl 19:05, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

No. But then again, the people who are on my contacts lists either don't know about ED, don't care about it enough to hate it, or actually like it. Yes, do post. I may need a good laugh. HedgeJew 19:14, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

Is anyone else getting this?

Discuss. --Lolinnernets 02:39, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

I've seen it happen a few times when Securitybot automatically reverts vandalism, and the revert comes before the act. May explain why the article didn't change when I went to look at your edit. Solaceinchaos 03:00, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

Yes, I also see the same thing on the recent-changes page, exactly as shown on the image. In Encyclopædia Sovietica, new user overrules host. --Htr 03:30, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

Perhaps something to do with caching? --V'iLLiN 04:04, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

• Yep. Not much we can do about it. Leads to confusing edit summaries and sometimes the bot can't revert vandalism because of it. WM 10:51, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

Swirl face

Got sentenced today. --| »⇔«¿ 09:18, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

• brb jail.--Lulzercaust^molest 11:09, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

• Updated the article with this new info. --Spacey 15:26, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

• "paedophile" LOL Wait. He was fined a thousand pounds? WTF Miqrogroove 19:36, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

• they found maddie in his basement -Theburk 13:12, 22 August 2008 (CDT)

• Pwned in the fucking head. --Jasper 00:53, 4 September 2008 (CDT)Jasper34

OMG

Can someone please revert and raep the Zodiac Template Vandal???? Whole Wheat Toast 15:04, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

Also, you guys know how to salt pages? Whole Wheat Toast 15:04, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

We just permanently protect and blank them.-Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 16:16, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

An easier way is to create a page, lock it, then transclude the pages you don't want to be created onto the page. Whole Wheat Toast 21:25, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

We already have a page like that. {{wasteland}} used to send them there. Howevar, I don't recall where it's at User:WhiteMystery knows.. --O☭B • ? • 03:20, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

Compromise

Hello. I formally apologize for being such an idiot, edit waring and the rest, and per talks at Talk:Avril Lavigne with some other users, I'd like to join the ED clan. Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain advised me to ask here for the Avril Lavigne page, so could someone please restore it to this version, which I wrote as a compromise. I get now that ED isn't the place for my Avril obsession, and besides, trying to make ED an Avril shrine is like sprinkling glitter on shit - pointless. Thank you very much. :) ALT 15:35, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

• Fuck you to death. --kh/ what 17:26, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

Aw come on, man, hear her out! The Zodiac Template Vandal is the one who we need to fuck with. Whole Wheat Toast 21:32, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

Faggot on Deceased Wikipedians

Lol. Check the fag and his gay lover. We should add that to Deceased Wikipedians. Maybe even a seperate Jeffpw article would be best. What do you think guise?--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 16:14, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

It looks like this guy Jeff died not long after his gay lover Isaac died. Seriously. There's photos of themselves on Wikipedia and everything. Isaac died in late June. [1] Jeff died just a few days ago. [2] Curious that they should die within a such short space of time? Maybe one had AIDS and one became an hero? Weird. I think we could really, really use an article on this. Thoughts? Also, I lol'd at this...

“	Jeff gave over 9,000 edits to this project, working hard to help our aim - the gift to the world of a free encyclopedia containing the sum of all human knowledge.	„

I think some Grin Reaper shoops are required for the photos of the two homosexual men.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 16:32, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

• I guess they shouldn't have invited him to the wedding...--Fdl 19:07, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

• Awesome thanks. I should probably add those to Deceased Wikipedians giving a brief explanation of the story.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 19:35, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

• Also, it'd be awesome if we could email this to Fred Phelps. It'd be lulzy but I doubt they'd reply.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 19:50, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

• Deceased Wikipedians updated.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 06:07, 16 August 2008 (CDT)

I need a third opinion

Should this edit be undone? I'm not going to do it myself, because I would actually like a third opinion. I think there was nothing wrong with what was written - disrespecting the dead is a common practice on ED - take a look at any of the an hero articles.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 12:03, 16 August 2008 (CDT)

• It's kind of a tossup. Maybe he was killed by Iranain Quds agents for fagging it up in Iran? It reads a bit like like a regular obit with some barbs thrown in for good measure. Was he that important in the grand scheme of things? Was he an asshole wannabe admin? Also, the third party AIDS is a bit OTT since he had nothing to do with TOW drama, lulz or faggotry. Maybe you could put something in about he gets seated on the TOW deatplane and the Anthrax killer doesn't.

Ocarachter that doesn't render in various browsersB • ? • 13:13, 16 August 2008 (CDT)

moot, pagan, Dolmen Grove

So I was reading the article pagan and there was a link to a website of the pagan group Dolmen Grove. And on the front page a link stuck out that said, Moots. So I clicked it and...

"POOLE

"The Dolmen Grove Poole Moot is held on the 3rd Tuesday of [blah blah continues on]"

Maybe this answers the mystery why moot won't answer email. Ritegroic 19:02, 16 August 2008 (CDT)

• I used to live in Poole for a bit. Nothing remotely /b/tarded about it. Moar like "Village of the Damned".

O☭B • ? • 19:14, 16 August 2008 (CDT)

• I think I've been through Poole whilst trying to get Holland or France.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 20:33, 16 August 2008 (CDT)

This needs moar article

/i/ is planning to raid the cock out of emo websites. also look at their policies and guidelines,
"Grawp =

• permab& "

LOOOOL. -- Lolinnernets ^talk_contribs 03:04, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

Where does it mention Grawp? Funny how Anonymous is kinda at war with itself as well as attacking outside forces, though.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 08:45, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

• I think it was on the style guide, can't find it now. ps i blame PROJECT CHANOLOGY. -- Lolinnernets ^talk_contribs 11:33, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

PROJECT CHANOLOGY - no protest this month?

What happened, has it finally fallen apart?--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 17:31, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

There was, but the numbers are so small that it might as well be over. Some anons are saying that numbers will be better in the fall, but holy wishful thinking batman. Protest is over. ShitsSoCash 18:17, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

Well, exactly. At first, Chanology had the attention of the entire world of imageboard users. But then people got bored with it, and started to criticise those involved with it and the idea of Anonymous as a group that could achieve powerful things was ridiculed from within the group itself (I have noticed that Anonymous is pretty much always in a state of 'civil war' as people on the chans etcetera attack each others' views very frequently), and the growing use of terms like 'moralfag' and 'facefag' along with general consensus that with no leader, no structure and no organisation, like all things that have had their 15 minutes of fame, the masses have moved on and only a relatively small proportion of those who were originally involved are still active in the original aim, which is now seen by many as ridiculous unwarranted self-importance.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 19:55, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

Not to mention dramarama and people freaking out over OSA getting their dox. Occupational hazard, people, it's pretty naive to think it couldn't happen to you. ps, anonymous DOES have leaders it just makes better PR to say otherwise.

Well, Chanology has leaders. Anonymous doesn't per se.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 14:14, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

Advertisements

In the past few days, the only advertisements I've been getting are of naked women and penis enlargers. WTF? Is this happening to other people or does the internet just hate me? -- Cargirl 15:08, 18 August 2008 (EDT)

• It's not just your computer. I think ED is too controversial for other companies to advertise here, so the operators of this site have to resort to porn ads for financial support. overthere 20:26, 18 August 2008 (CDT)
  • Ad networks are scared away from sites full of NIGGER JEW COCKS COCKS COCKS and therefore our options are fairly limited. --kh/ what 20:42, 18 August 2008 (CDT)
    • What if you got advertisements from blogs such as "The Daily Nigger"?, they would surely love all that. -- Lolinnernets ^talk_contribs 02:38, 19 August 2008 (CDT)
• What's wrong with ads of "naked women and penis enlargers". I see them and go "finally, advertisements relevant to my interests." Ritegroic 08:59, 19 August 2008 (CDT)
  • Well, I don't have a penis and I can see a naked woman whenever I want. I don't LIKE to see it whenever I want, and I especially don't like to see naked women who aren't either A) making food, or B) myself. -- Cargirl 10:05, 19 August 2008 (EDT)

Is this a debate about naked women? I'm pro-naked women. Just felt like I needed to throw that out there. Also, my penis is fucking tiny, so I like to see my options in that department. Sgt. Cowboy 09:17, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

• I don't need my penis enlarged. It's of more than adequate length and girth as it is. Or at least some of the girls I've fucked have told me that. Feels good man.-Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 10:43, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

Cargirl does have a point. As a man, I hate to see naked dudes. Most porn seems not to understand this concept: "No dix in da pix". ... Er hold on, Cargirl you like to see naked women making food? Ritegroic 12:01, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

• I don't give a shit about what she wears, as long as I get food. If there's a naked man around willing to make food, though, I'd undoubtedly prefer it. Regardless, I'm a bit uncomfortable seeing tits in da pix, and probably would be so seeing dix in da pix too for that matter. Right now, there's some lesbians making out under a banner that's tempting me to "FIND SECKS IN JEW YORK!!11!1!". New York is 1700 miles away. I'd rather find secks where I live, and I'd rather find it IRL. Doesn't Google Ads like, track your shit and then put up relevant ones? -- Cargirl 15:06, 19 August 2007 (EDT)

• Lol, yeah. Who the fuck takes ads seriously anyway? I'd fuck this chick though, she's hawt. (just on the right there) ---------------------->

--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 15:13, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

• Cargirl, what if the tits are on a guy? heh. Ritegroic 15:48, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

• • Dude, WTF? How would YOU feel about tits on a dude? Seriously. -- Cargirl 18:41, 19 August 2008 (EDT)
    • tl;dr... ITT: everyone wants Cargirl to TITS or GTFO. --O☭B • ? • 22:30, 21 August 2008 (CDT)
      • agreed - Abculatter2 17:38, 23 August 2008 (CDT)
        • "SWF seeking IRL secks. No seeing tits plz. -- Cargirl" LOL Miqrogroove 13:19, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

Personal vendetta against ED

Encyclopedia Parodia. He has also been making personal army requests on Unfunnypedia, see his contributions here, apparently he is a "refugee". He also thinks that Uncyclopedia and us actually give a shit about each other. Fun fact: Everything on his page is copied from here, from the netspeak to the templates. -- Lolinnernets ^talk_contribs 16:56, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

• Fail. --kh/ what 16:57, 19 August 2008 (CDT)
  • Yeah, like ten articles. -- Lolinnernets ^talk_contribs 17:06, 19 August 2008 (CDT)
    • It's OK, that wiki was just raped.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 17:24, 19 August 2008 (CDT)
      • <3 GRAWP --Drunkenlazybastard 18:17, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

The vandals are using http://internet-srs.biz as a shock site. That site is gone and replaced with a spam doorway page. Ritegroic 17:54, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

• fun, need more pages to rape tho. --V'iLLiN 08:15, 20 August 2008 (CDT)

Everyone try to stay away from the Main Page of EP, or you will be seduced by my attempt on subliminal messaging and goatse... Whole Wheat Toast 19:15, 20 August 2008 (CDT)

They're so fucking paranoid, everything there is locked! Whole Wheat Toast 19:36, 20 August 2008 (CDT)

¿Qué es esto? --kh/ what 15:41, 9 September 2008 (CDT)

Phelps the swimmer and those other Phelps

More should be made of this, it is clearly not a coincidence http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Talk:God_hates_fags#IRL_trolls --Xenutu 19:04, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

• Also...Phelps the swimmer's middle name is Fred. That's right, Fred Phelps. --O☭B • ? • 21:42, 21 August 2008 (CDT)
• Possible to embed a google video video(o.O)? http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-40273939515396914&hl=en --Xenutu 12:52, 22 August 2008 (CDT)

Recent bizarre dog-cloning story has a predictably ugly background

Did you heard the one about the redneck who had five clones of her favorite pit-bull terrier made in Korea and claimed it was a fucking service dog (service = psychopathically attacking and threatening people who have caused me no offence and done me no harm, and not even on my own property?). Mammamiaomg put this link on ED:Needed. Don't think it is worth an article, but a predictable and interesting sequel.PatrickBateman 07:51, 20 August 2008 (CDT)

• Jesus H., what a seedy, skeevy biatch! Ugly as fuck, too. No internets, too bad..." She faced charges of unlawful imprisonment after she was accused of abducting a Mormon missionary in England, handcuffing him to a bed and making him her sex slave."--Fdl 20:48, 28 August 2008 (CDT)

Sarah Saga

I want this article fix'd up and attacked with full force in face ass and vagina stat. This is one of the most lulz ridden things to hit us within the last year plus.

I am asking you loyal dramacrats to screen cap every LJ article written about this, save and upload all the Something Awful pix in the thread about her, and generally make this article beautiful. Potentially, I would say, this can be one of the top 5 articles we will host. The absolute bat fuck insanity is palpable.

Your fealty in this task, if you complete it, will be generously rewarded. See This.

Goodnight, and goodluck. --Drunkenlazybastard 03:06, 21 August 2008 (CDT)

*iirc Killhamster is (was?) a goon and we have two lazy, useless Sysops (Jess and Auntie who GV gave the powers of the banhammer to COVER LJ DRAMA for ED. If anyone reading this thinks they can do the LJ job, get cracking on this and if you be doing it rite, you will get a priez.

--O☭B • ? • 22:36, 21 August 2008 (CDT)

MysteryBot 2.0

Hello all. I'm testing a complete rewrite of MysteryBot which I've been working on for a while to fix a lot of the problems with the original bot. It's nearly done and I have it up in testing mode here. If you see the bot acting up at all or not reacting like normal, please leave me a note so I can fix it. WM 10:09, 21 August 2008 (CDT)

it seems to be working better than it has in the past. i've noticed recently that it will revert suspected vandalism but not ban said vandal for a while. --Drunkenlazybastard 11:57, 21 August 2008 (CDT)

• I noticed the same thing, so I changed the way and priority of how it handles banning while it's reverting vandalism. It should catch vandals quicker than it used to, then get back to the reversions. The auto-revert threshold is still a little high in my mind, I'm probably going to make it about 10% more strict. WM 12:01, 21 August 2008 (CDT)

• Awesome. zOMG HEARTIEZ <3 :) --Drunkenlazybastard 12:04, 21 August 2008 (CDT)

AOTN for tomorrow?

I notice one hasn't been chosen yet. We must find one.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 17:35, 21 August 2008 (CDT)

• How about we stick with the Olympics thru the w/end (doesn't it end this w/end?)? We could revisit Olympic Flame, London Olympics or even throw up Michael Phelps, even though it's still a {{stub}}.

--O☭B • ? • 18:08, 21 August 2008 (CDT)

Zodiac 'Hacks' TOW's Michael Phelps Page

.

--O☭B • ? • 18:04, 21 August 2008 (CDT)

• Lol, note how he says it's lame to "hack" a wikipedia page, he'll probably brag about it on some script kiddie forum ℒℴℓinnℯrnℯts^☽

☎ 18:16, 21 August 2008 (CDT) ps this is what the japanese thing means:

V AND ALIZING WIKIPEDIA IS SO FUN IT IS FUNNER THAN KILLING PEOPLE OR HAVING SEX BECAUSE WHEN YOU KILL PEOPLE YOU ONLY DESTROY THEIR BODY S BUT WHEN YOU V AND ALIZE THIS WEBSITE YOU KILL THE SOUL OF THE POOR QUEER PIG SLAVES THAT DEVOTE THEIR LIVES TO THE EMBARK MENT THAT I AM NOW DESTROYING WITH MY OWN BARE HAND S

• I can't see what the article says. The res is too small. :c Either that or my laptop is messed up. ~//[ Erï ] 22:02, 27 August 2008 (CDT)
• I love editing articles is is even better than getting yur rocks off with a girl Anononononononononononononon 09:10, 2 September 2008 (CDT)

Jude's Army

Epic lulz can be had just from the top image alone. I have at least 100 moar screncaps of all the messages in her accounts, but I'm trying to get her dox in exchange for not leaking her real face. JudesArmyDoxDropper 19:00, 21 August 2008 (CDT)

Missy the Dead Fucking Poodle

Typical "my pets are my FAMBLY" bullshit. I hate these people, and yes I have pets. This can easily be front page material because of the type of people involved. - J

Ethnic Cleansing, the video game

Oh lulz - Abculatter2 08:40, 22 August 2008 (CDT)

Holy Shit

Man the harpoons! Just when you thought Shay drama had ended--Stimmung 15:25, 22 August 2008 (CDT)

• "Authorities recommended that Rosales' bail be set at $150,000." I don't think she's going to up and jump bail. Ritegroic 18:11, 22 August 2008 (CDT)
  • I don't think she's going to up and jump anything Ritegroic, how the fuck are they going to get her to court? --lateral ^|talk| 19:40, 23 August 2008 (CDT)
    • A forklift? --kh/ what 20:08, 23 August 2008 (CDT)
      • The local TV station down here says they might want to have some sort of televised arraignment. Either way she still shits the bed like Shay, her relatives say. She's also illegal. LOL go figure.--Stimmung 15:21, 24 August 2008 (CDT)

Ebon Lupus

Anybody know what happned? Ritegroic 18:04, 22 August 2008 (CDT)

• It appears it was too terrible for redemption and struck out. --kh/ what 18:07, 22 August 2008 (CDT)
  • Oh, I thought it was some legal threat thing. Ritegroic 18:27, 22 August 2008 (CDT)

• • It was a legal thing. --Drunkenlazybastard 19:34, 23 August 2008 (CDT)

This Month In Lulz

I haven't seen ODB around much recently, are any other sysops/users working on this? If not I'll try and get it done by tonight since we're coming up to the end of the month here. --Drunkenlazybastard 13:14, 27 August 2008 (CDT)

• Go for it. I'll look around for good articles from the month, make a new banner, and make a new front page pic. I always wanted to do some sort of theme for the pics, but nothing came to mind for the past two months. Olympics seems good for this month, though. ~ endedrural _(talk) 03:58, 27 August 2009 (CDT)

• Need suggestions for good new articles from the month of August. I can't think of any. GO! ~ endedrural _(talk) 02:37, 29 August 2009 (CDT)
  • The new Alt-Porn page is getting pretty good. --EZRA 21:48, 29 August 2008 (CDT)
  • Not necessarily from August, but 4chan.js has been wreaking havoc in /b/ in various new forms all month. Some strange "stolen" art crap involving DA and Disney, 4chan found [[

ny Mentz]] and made his guido life a living hell for a few days, I TOUCHED HIS PENIS!! OMG, and the Great Medallion Hoax. --kh/ what 21:54, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

Encyclopedia Parodia

For the lulz, there's more. Whole Wheat Toast 22:29, 27 August 2008 (CDT)

• "I would think that this is a wiki. A parody wiki. I've gotten this idea from Uncyclopedia. I think That this Wiki should not be as stupid as stuff that is put on Both those websites. I don't think that it should be as offensive as the other wikis put."
  "As you can see, there is no navigation pages. That is dude to the fact that this is an encyclopedia and how lame would it be if I had the list of pages on the side?"
  
  Looks like the jackass wants everyone to do the work for him. He can't write for shit himself and it doesn't look like anyone else has taken notice. Pity... not really. ~ endedrural _(talk) 03:38, 27 August 2009 (CDT)

I'd hit it, but can't now. Busy. Whole Wheat Toast 22:40, 27 August 2008 (CDT)

Lol, he's using images of ours without even bothering to rename the file. Also: the faggot is calling us out and links to Smugfags video about how we are zOMG RACIST! --Drunkenlazybastard 12:31, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

lol nvm. I hit what few articles the guy had written with dead babies and scat porn --Drunkenlazybastard 12:48, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

Woman falls in love with furry lion avatar, leads to IRL kidnapping

Bringing new meaning to "Fuck me I'm a lion", some crazy bitch fell in love with the lion avatar of a 53 y-o furry on second life. IRL kidnapping and animal drama ensued. That article is not the best but has a pic. There are many more, and several being wiped already.

Also, checking Special:New Pages I see that it is full of crap that must be eliminated if ED is to maintain her proud reputation. Things have been getting way too loose lately.PatrickBateman 08:22, 28 August 2008 (CDT)

• What a piss-poor article. It says she "posed as a postal worker" and then 4 paragraphs later says she is a postal worker. WTF, which is it, fools? MSNBC is retarded. I guess they left the interns in charge while the main workforce is in Denver fawning over Obama's 'Doric column'.--Fdl 21:24, 28 August 2008 (CDT)
  • Yar, agreed, it is pretty poor (there are better ones; PROTIP: the point of the link is to give search terms because the person popping up the link does not have time). If you look closely, articles in the print media and TV shows are full of logical contradictions and so on (and basic errors of language), but you should know that. Whatever, the subject is absolutely more within ED's radar than "that guy/girl I hate at school" or the many recent pop-cultural abominations. Why the fuck is there a "music" template (with an "amateur bands" sub-heading, no less), just encouraging major league fagging-up of the site? Check this parade of near-continuous absolute crap. The "special" in Special:Newpages is becoming very similar to the "special" in "Special Olympics".PatrickBateman 06:12, 29 August 2008 (CDT)
    • WTF, Patrick? Now you're a Britfag pirate?Erï 12:03, 29 August 2008 (CDT)
      • Yaaaarrrr! No, I'm Northeastern trash on Wall Street (dad was in real estate), posing as Ivy League, a total psychopath, and still in absolute awe of Belinda's Nautilus-honed post-GoGos hardbody. Don't suppose anyone has started the article about the lion and his stalker?PatrickBateman 11:16, 30 August 2008 (CDT)

Sceptre

he's nearly banned haha.--Lulzercaust^molest 12:13, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

hahahah, that made my day. --Drunkenlazybastard 12:45, 29 August 2008 (CDT)

• I was going to troll his talk page but it's semi protected, many of his pages are unprotected, and he won't be able to revert until his 2 month block is up. Bonus points if you find ones transcluded in places.--Lulzercaust^molest 13:17, 29 August 2008 (CDT)
  • Thing is sceptre makes a dozen new subpages each day so even though the old ones got vandalized and then protected, there's always new. Ritegroic 13:36, 29 August 2008 (CDT)
    • Stick a fork in him; he's DONE. He left a wikicide note and everything.--Fdl 20:38, 29 August 2008 (CDT)
      • Don't bet on it, users like this like to commit multi wikicides, (like Jaranda) they do it for sympathy and attention. So he'll probably edit using multiple socks and come back soon after his block is over. Until then, you can win free internets for finding his socks and getting his block extended.--Lulzercaust^molest 22:28, 29 August 2008 (CDT)
        • If you find the sock(s) he'll use during the block, he'll end up like Malber. Ritegroic 04:48, 30 August 2008 (CDT)
          • With retired on his user page, apparently any further discussion on him is moot. Funny how many Wikipedo's act like his tools when he is blocked.--Lulzercaust^molest 09:30, 30 August 2008 (CDT)
            • I'm confused now: is his ban indefinite or merely for 2 months? Thought I read it was indefinite, but I can't seem to find the link now. (Also: Haw! Persian Poet Gal wrote an essay called Why_Vandalism_is_Silly! which naturally got vandalized. Her block log is full of Grawpisms that'll make you laugh until you cry. What a cow. I wish we had a decent page on her.)--Fdl 11:11, 30 August 2008 (CDT)

Block. log. 0ttre 15:14, 30 August 2008 (CDT)

He managed to last 7 days without editing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents#User:Sceptre_ban_evasion .--Lulzercaust^molest 20:21, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

BLOCKED INFEF LOL

BLOCKED INFEF LOL

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• GOOD WORK ED!
• Tznkai (Talk | contribs) blocked "Sceptre (Talk | contribs)" (account creation blocked, autoblock disabled) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ (Block evasion: Restoring indefinite ban per WP:AN#Sceptre_block_evasion)

MysteryBot

I'm trying to redirect "Keith olbermann" to "Keith Olbermann", only it's not working. Mysterybot keeps reverting it. Please help. Also, mysterybot reverts all my edits. Wut? Why? --Cargirl 19:18, 30 August 2008 (CDT)

• Got it for ya. --kh/ what 19:30, 30 August 2008 (CDT)
• I'm having the same issue with merging RobDoesTheInternet into the Mission: MySpace article (same person, different ventures, still the same fucking person). JudesArmyDoxDropper 19:38, 30 August 2008 (CDT)

• Leave me a message on my talk page, or talk to Killhamster about it. I'm a bit busy at the moment, he might be able to help you faster. --Drunkenlazybastard 19:43, 30 August 2008 (CDT)

• Mbot doesn't like it when a regular user makes a gigantic deletion to an article. Sorry for the inconvenience, but having that feature is much preferable to constantly having to manually revert and ban the constant flood of vandals. --Drunkenlazybastard 19:43, 30 August 2008 (CDT)

Someone want to redirect Apathy Dog to Advice Dog/Apathy Dog? --Cargirl 19:19, 2 September 2008 (CDT)

• Ask MysteryBot to do it. — Grawp 19:29, 2 September 2008 (CDT)
• I think ODB has made that page some sort of personal project. Looking at it, it's worlds better than the one I flushed the other day. --kh/ what 19:39, 2 September 2008 (CDT)

YouTube + Scientology + Gay Pr0N Drama

I haven't followed this incident, but there's a Scilon troll on YouTube called Oschaper. Now Anonymous discovers that he owns a bunch of gay porn sites! See also the dox on 888chan (but don't post the full dox here). GOGOGOGO

--| »⇔«¿ 00:38, 31 August 2008 (CDT)

Lemonz.jpg Hotlinked (Bandwith)

I'm such a goody-two-shoes faggot that I feel compelled to log on and post here informing the admins that a fellow faggot at www.reddit.com has hotlinked Lemonz.jpg and is thus stealing precious life-bandwith. The link to the thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/6yv85/that_is_just_mean_pic/ User:Evev

switch'd :) --Drunkenlazybastard 17:32, 1 September 2008 (CDT)

Anonymous in Variety

Article here. "About 9000 people" indeed. Fucking retarded old media, do they do any research at all? --Spacey 00:48, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

• Reminds me of David Mudkip.--Lulzercaust^molest 15:16, 3 September 2008 (CDT)
  • It depends on the standards of the mag/paper. With Weev's thing in the NY Times, the 'reporter' couldn't use any of the shit I said cos -knowing the juden was gonna do a hatchet job after meeting him- I avoided the Times' fact checker's emails. Howevar, they're really strict on sources cos of the David Blaine affair. Most of the my dealings with the press for Anon re. Chanology, they just accepted shit at face value. Maxim actually had a fact checker call me and left out a bunch of rumours I debunked but on the whole, when the press says David Chan could not be reached for comment it's because they didn't try. --O☭B • ? • 21:33, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

Gary McKinnon (the UFO hax0r) Plays Asperger's Card

Stub started. Feel free to jump in.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7592884.stm --O☭B • ? • 21:13, 3 September 2008 (CDT)

Qu'est-ce que ce'st?

What is this thing that keeps getting posted? Do we have an article on it and if not why not?-Schopenhauer Cash 14:33, 4 September 2008 (CDT)

• Please see Kirbyraeg for the answer to your question. --kh/ what 14:39, 4 September 2008 (CDT)

• Looks nothing like Kirby.--Schopenhauer Cash 17:47, 4 September 2008 (CDT)

• it's anger in picture form - Abculatter2 19:50, 4 September 2008 (CDT)

• aka Rageface. --O☭B • ? • 19:57, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

How to remove an article?

There's an article on ED that contains libelous information against me and a loved one, as well as personal information about myself. I would like to know how to get this article deleted. DoZ

• Asking here was a mistake. --kh/ what 18:44, 5 September 2008 (CDT)
  • Take it up with the new owner: Jon Olowiez Also, what page is it? --O☭B • ? • 19:52, 5 September 2008 (CDT)
    • DodgerofZion - ruh-roh ShitsSoCash 21:18, 5 September 2008 (CDT)

Weird Taxwoman shit

So, there’s currently this large drama going on on the Wikipedo Noticeboard here (here is a permanent link in case it’s removed) about some former checkuser called Taxwoman who pretended to be some guy’s girlfriend but is actually a male transvestite. I’m not sure if Taxwoman is the same person as Poetlister/Runcorn and Cato because I don’t feel like reading through all that crap, but here and here are pictures of the chick Taxwoman impersonated and initially uploaded to Wikipedia. Apparently, the fag also has an ED account and was raped twice by WhiteMystery[3] — Grawp 04:08, 6 September 2008 (CDT)

Yup, Taxwoman is the same person as Poetlister.[4] — Grawp 04:23, 6 September 2008 (CDT)

Apparently, Poetlister was renamed to “Quillercouch.” — Grawp 04:29, 6 September 2008 (CDT)

LOL! that's a dude?? For real?? --Sam Lowry 19:59, 6 September 2008 (CDT)

The pictures are of a woman that the male transvestite Taxwoman/Poetlister was impersonating. He never uploaded actual pictures of himself. So you can feel free to fap. — Grawp 01:55, 7 September 2008 (CDT)

I think you will find the claim to be that the Taxwoman photos are of a male transvestite or "sex change". That is easy to believe looking at the face and the style of costumes in the photographs. The real person whose photograph Wikipedia Review Guy (Mr. Mossad on WR: SlimVirgin's bait 'n' switch enemy?) used may be a woman but the context of this post raises doubts, and the boyfriend and complainant Chris S refers to her as his girlfriend, but that might just be his imagination, desire and PC talking over anatomical and/or genetic reality. The original e-mail from this Chris S also looks very odd, almost like something from a new recruit into some drama. It does not ring entirely true, but that might just be poor expression on his part, or bad coaching from Wikipedians.

Chris says "The worst thing for my girlfriend and I was the fact that the majority of articles taxwoman had contributed to were of a sexual nature and mostly to do with the subject and paraphernalia relating to BDSM and bondage." but the photographs WR's number 1 arsehole used were of Chris's "girlfriend" in some connection with BDSM (and what in hell is "BDSM and bondage", sounds like fake naivete, after all "bondage" is just the "B" in B&D). What is this really?LoopyLou 07:25, 7 September 2008 (CDT)

This is quite funny drama. Well it's been quite known that on Wikipedia Review, accounts "Poetlister" and "Guy" were the same person but her excuse is that Guy is actually a relative of her's and Guy travelled back in time and became his own grandfather. Lateral said it best, "It's soooo obvious... Nobody but The beautiful people actually cared about that banning." Hmm yeah well Wikipedia Review and the beautiful people need revising, but god especially the later is over 10 pages long.

Now I must admit I have fapped to the original picture of poetlister a couple times... not the other one that looks ugly and doesn't look like the same person. I wonder who it is who that picture really belongs to. Wikipedia Review has a thread about it. http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=20205 and ency.org has lots of details http://encyc.org/wiki/index.php5?title=Special:Recentchanges&limit=500

Hmm Poetlister a couple months before went crazy on WR and deleted all her's and guy's posts and deleted Guy's account on WR then renamed her account Vicky.

She also a day ago before her WP socks were banned again, she renamed her account QuillerCouch on WP and wikiquote and removed all these taxwoman photos and taxwoman comments on WP, wikiquote, and some bondage wiki taxwoman is an admin on.

Where she got the RachaelBrown photos: http://web.archive.org/web/20020314190857/www.theboudoironline.com/theteam1.htm Where she got the Taxwoman photos: http://web.archive.org/web/20020314191350/www.theboudoironline.com/theteam5.htm

Ritegroic 00:04, 7 September 2008 (CDT)

• This is more than quite funny. This is extremely funny, having spent the last ten or so hours reading the related articles, I think there is no way the beautiful people could be revised, it should be left as it is (a document of drama at the time). A new article about this drama should be made under the name Poetlister or Taxwoman (or Guy, but there is the problem of the Wikipedia user with the same name, who knows, maybe it's the same person), with the names of the individual users and those not yet listed (Guy, maybe Kato, and other beautiful people) redirected or linked there. Also don't forget that the Blissyu2 connection might mean he really was Shalom/Yechiel and was just another puppet in the game (the insane but good-natured one).LoopyLou 07:25, 7 September 2008 (CDT)

• TL;DR. Why does all the TOW drama bring out such verbosity from EDiots when it appears on TJC? In a nutshell plox. --O☭B • ? • 18:51, 7 September 2008 (CDT)
  • Doesn't seem to be a rule, almost all of the TJCs about TOW have been concise and to the point (I checked a random set from the archives), and some on other topics are not. From one who's neither a wikipedo nor a Wikipedia Reviewer, the tl;dritis in this case seems to come from excessive participation in those sites with their paralyzing levels of tl;dr. Checking, this topic on the Wikipedia Review now has over 1,000 posts, almost all useless butthurt crap to hide the drama. Unlike the 2,000 or so posts about Boing Boing and Violet Blue on Boing Boing's page about that tl;dr shitfight, you can't view them in sequence on one page, which makes looking at it even more tl;dr.

Searching TJC history to check your theory, I also found this post from a banned user which seems to cover some of the drama, but probably should have been on a discussion page (think I'll move it to one), just like the answer below to a different question from the one you asked.PatrickBateman 08:40, 11 September 2008 (CDT)

• Its hard not to be as its pretty complicated. There was user who is now called PoetGuy, a portmanteau of Poetlister, the main TOW account and "Guy" the main Wikipedia Review account. In 2005 he had a bunch of sock puppets on Wikipedia, they got caught, but were later unbanned because he claimed that they were all friends of each other. A lot of the identities were female and had pictures that he'd grabbed off the web (This is important). The ArbCom gets his accounts banned again in 2007 except this time they are not unblocked. He bitches about it forever on the Review and eventually convinces hundreds of people that this was a miscarriage of justice, and they really were all different people. PoetGuy weasels his way into authority on several different websites. In total he had:
• A moderators account on Wikipedia Review
• An administrators account on WR
• At least 4 other WR accounts
• He also compromised Blu Aardvark's Review account.
• Administrator on TOW in 2007
• Administrator on WikiSource
• Administrator and Bureaucrat on Wikiquote.
• Another Administrator on Wikiquote
• Administrator and CheckUser on WikiQuote, this includes access to the global CheckUSer mailing list for all of Wikimedia.

He got caught because somebody finally realized that they all sounded exactly the same. And the big bombshell was that an email from the boyfriend of one of the girls whose picture he stole for a sock puppets profile showed up on the Administrators' noticeboard and revealed Poetlister was in fact a man and has stolen all the pictures. If this doesn't help sorry. I think the article should go at PoetGuy or PoetGate as that's what people are calling it now. --lateral ^|talk| 20:17, 7 September 2008 (CDT)

Plox Advz

I smoked a shittonne of hydro last night after a 25 year hiatus from teh THC. Is there anything I can do to not feel completely brain dead -apart from drinking and modafinal?

--O☭B • ? • 17:06, 6 September 2008 (CDT)

• Coffee for the lazy, Tums for what the coffee does to your stomach. --EZRA 17:21, 6 September 2008 (CDT)

• • It didn't work. I dunno what they're putting in that shit these days but I lost about 80% of my braincell functions yesterday. I got drunk and passed out three separate times to kill the time.

--O☭B • ? • 18:48, 7 September 2008 (CDT)

An Halo

I googled stuff up and posted what I could. If anyone has moar, especially pics, that would be epic. InternetsHitman 19:20, 6 September 2008 (CDT)

Article of the now

Since there wasn't one I helped you guys make one. Whole Wheat Toast 00:32, 7 September 2008 (CDT)

Wat?--Drunkenlazybastard 19:49, 7 September 2008 (CDT)

Wikipedia Checkuser

http://wikiwatcher.virgil.gr//pmcu/

Can help in finding admins sockpuppetting.

For quicker lulz try http://wikiwatcher.virgil.gr/psp/ --Lulzercaust^molest 14:48, 7 September 2008 (CDT)

This has awesome potential. I hope the wikipedos are shitting themselves. --Drunkenlazybastard 19:49, 7 September 2008 (CDT)

Your finds!

Put interesting finds here.

• Looks like SlimVirgin edited from University Of Warwick and edited with MarkSOp for two days in 2005.--Lulzercaust^molest 21:05, 7 September 2008 (CDT)

• OH SNAP! TenPoundHammer = 68.188.191.9 (Oxford, Michigan) and 24.231.174.249 (Oscada, Michigan)

• Attention whore The Transhumanist = 24.18.183.106 (Seattle)

• SRS BIZNS TimVickers = 128.252.171.209 (St Louis, Missouri), 128.252.171.211 (St Louis, Missouri) and 128.252.171.176 (St Louis, Missouri) --Sam Lowry 17:13, 8 September 2008 (CDT)

1337 hax0rs: Uncle Sam wants you.

ITP: Cyber warfare.

tl;dr: The Pentagon will use hax as an offensive weapon on the battlefield as opposed to intel gathering.

--O☭B • ? • 13:21, 8 September 2008 (CDT)

Halp Plox

I just found an awesome template to vandalise, which requires an autoconfirmed account. It's so awesome that the only way I can tell you its name is via email. Let me know if you want to know. Oh and I was just wondering. You know Sarah Palin, would you? Hagger 14:04, 8 September 2008 (CDT)

• I would like to see her with two giant black cawks in her ass whilst being gagged by Max Hardcore. Enable your email. --Submit.

• • I would like to see her getting raped hardcore by myself, whilst she squirts her pussy juices in my mouth and her juggs bounce up and down screaming for MOAR! I'll activate my email. Hagger 17:53, 8 September 2008 (CDT)

• • • I would like to see the McCain/Xtian Woman ticket win the election and then McCain dies of surprise. With Palin as President of the free world, many lulz will be had and Murka's last remaining friends will join Osama in bombing the shit out of this broken down empire. Nothing of value will be lost (ED's servers will be backed -up in Krade Fritzl's Portuguese basement (with Maddy))--O☭B • ? • 00:49, 9 September 2008 (CDT)

bash.org down

wtf [5]

And nothing of value was lost. --Drunkenlazybastard 18:20, 8 September 2008 (CDT)

4chan at FAC on Wikipedia

what do you think guise?--EFG9K 06:42, 9 September 2008 (CDT)