Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured article/July 15, 2008

Article of the Now — Sonmanic

Do you remember the story of Yaminoeyes, the anorexic manbeast who thought she was going to sell Final Fantasy 7 BACK to Squaresoft? They said it could never be trumped, but diaperfur and confidence trickster Sonmanic plans to single-handedly reinvent the Sonic The Hedgehog franchise; without SEGA's permission. Or any money. Or staff. Or a friend in the goddamn world.

((I think SEGA is a pretty racist guy, eh rejects my scripts and doesn't afraid of MOAR!))

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Last time my doctor recommended smoking, he looked this toasted too.