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Article of the NowAnabelle Lotus

Anabelle Lotus was born on Mothers Day, May 11th 2008, in Chicago. Upon seeing her mother for the first time, the shocked infant refused to live any longer. Both parents, mother Julie (a down-on-her-luck Jugglette) and father Joseph were heartbroken. They proved their love and profound sadness for their lost innocent daughter the only way their meth rotted juggalo brains knew how; by giving her an Insane Clown Posse-themed funeral. The casket was covered in hatchet-man stickers, ICP songs were played, and Faygo was drank to the honor of the fallen ninjette. The mourning juggalo army showed up in their finest Hot Topic hoodies at the request of the grieving parents.

Thankfully they thought to post pictures on the internet.

((How is Juggalo babby formed killed?))
  

Picture of the Now

Hey, let's startle some ex-GIs!

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