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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured article/June 23, 2008

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Article of the Now — Billy Mays

BILLY MAYS HERE FOR ARTICLE OF THE NOW! I'VE HEARD A LOT OF SHIT ABOUT THIS GEORGE ZIMMER BULLSHIT, AND I'M HERE TO CLEAR ALL THAT UP.

THIS ARTICLE OF THE NOW WILL TAKE THE HAIR RIGHT OFF YOUR DOG'S BALLS, LEAVING THE SKIN FRESH AND KISSABLE.

((CLICK HERE NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU.))