Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured article/June 4, 2008

Article of the Now — Aspierations

Aspierations are the fundamental flaws in the overly-logical world view of a sufferer of Asperger's Syndrome which causes them to fail at the internet so much. This is intended as a factual article which will enable you to support and comprehend the sufferer in your life in a more effective way.

Example: Making fun of people in pain is an asshole thing to do, and you should stop doing it...therefore, informing people who enjoy ridiculing people in pain of how much pain and anguish they are inflicting upon you will make them stop. (TELL ME MOAR!)

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