Harold Charles Turner (born March 15, 1962) is a 5'2" 180 pound
white supremacist known for his conspiracy theorist tendencies and constant
lying on his Internet radio program, the Hal Turner Show. Typical of white supremacists, Hal is also a
closet furry whose wife wears the pants in the relationship. He is a white supremacist because he got
butthurt in an election against a
Mexican-American. Hal also demonstrates an exceedingly low IQ, likewise characteristic of white supremacists. He has been featured on
Fox News calling on people to assassinate judges who bagged a neo-
nazi. He gets into fights with local politicians and anti-racist organizations all the time,
but Hal Turner is no match for Legion.
