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Article of the Now — Grawp

Grawp is Wikipedia's most famous currently active pagemove vandal, and has taken the position of Willy on Wheels 2.0. Like all sequels, he is tougher, faster and has more devious ways of wasting the time of and harassing sysops on TOW. He has used over 9000 sockpuppets, and uses every single one to make at least 100 pagemoves, topped off at the end with a personal attack in the unblock request, like the cumshot that ends a porno.

It is believed that he is an Americunt and edits on open proxy, therefore cannot be pwned by IP directly. He is also a Harry Potter fanboi as evidenced by his username, and his edits tend to reflect an interest in other fandom crap such as Dungeons and Dragons, although he clearly gets laid more than Wikipedians do, as proven by this, and claims to have a massive cock. All of this adds up to him being one of the Wikipedia sysops' most hated vandals.

((HAGGER???))

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