Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured article/May 29, 2008

Article of the Now — Dongcopter

Last Thursday, Garry Kasparov was giving a political speech. The Russian arm of the Patriotic Nigras intended to sabotage the incident with flying dongs in an epic recreation of the Anshe Chung incident. They seemed doomed to fail though, as Russia still has yet to invent the internet or Second Life.

What followed was a tribute to the iron will, spartan resourcefulness, and unlimited douchebaggery of the Russian people as Ruskie trolls worked day and night to design and build an actual real flying dong - also known as a Helicockter. The rest is noisy, phallic history... and 2008 has its Don't taze me bro.

(FLYING DONGS?! TELL ME MOAR!)

Picture of the Now

When they let the Thailand weather bureau name the typhoons, everyone laughs.