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Article of the Now — Don Henrie

Don Henrie is a self important douche who thinks he's a 100% real vampire... except that sunlight doesn't kill him, he doesn't sustain himself on blood alone and he's azn. He'll even go so far as to tell people, online and off that he sleeps in coffins and is over 100 years old, even though he is really in his mid 30's. What sets him apart from the other 100 blood drinking freaks is his brief stint in a short lived reality tv show that aired on the Sci-Fi channel.

His real life shenanigans can't hold a candle to the online drama he's inspired, including fake hacking attempts on his personal site, hostile takeovers of other vampire sites, posting pictures of himself with real life lolis and, worst of all, being the owner of a DeviantART account.

((I thought vampires lived off blood, not vicodin and coke?))

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Erectile Dysfuction lies! They will all pay!