Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured article/November 22, 2009

Article of the Now — Trying too hard

The internets can be a difficult place to fit in. And before they were invented, the real world was often a pretty difficult place to fit in, as well. Ever since the first cavemen invented faggotry and awkwardness, socially inept people have desperately tried to fit in with their siblings. This has always resulted in epic fail because they are trying Too. Fucking. Hard.

The various reasons for this usually revolve around wanting to be popular, be it to pick up girls, earn EPoints or simply make friends because you don't want to die alone, choking on ramen in front of your computer.
((Last Thursday I wrote over 9000 articles at least 100 years ago))