BREAKING NEWS!!
Balloon Boy is a tale which evolved on October 15th, 2009.
One boy had a dream. His dream was to attach himself to one of his parents' gigantic weather balloons and to float away to a land far, far away. When the media got a sniff of this story, they flew to it like moths to a lamp. For a day, America sat and watched in pure anguish as a poor six year old boy flew around in a weather balloon, unable to escape.
Then the boy was found... in the attic.
The media's balloon had been popped and they soon realized they had just been
trolled by a six year old.
((FLY ME TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN' MOON...)) 
