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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured article/October 19, 2009

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Article of the Now — Brandon Hilton

Brandon Hilton is a faggot Chris Crocker wannabe attention whore and failed MySpace celebrity. He thinks he's hawt and continually has new modeling photos taken of him posing like the other homosexual he's imitating, Jeffree Star. Brandon Hilton's most recent mission is to try to upset Fred Phelps and the God hates fags crowd. However, since Hilton can do nothing but produce internets faggotry, and Phelps is only slightly younger than God herself, his mission is deader than your average Welsh emo kid. Hilton is reported to care a lot about his internet reputation. You can help by googlebombing this article.


((his music's on iTunes!))
  
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