Evony is a
shitty web browser based game which has come to recent attention due to whoring itself out on the advertisement realm. The creators of
Evony realized that no one wanted to play a shittier version of
Civilization, so they decided their only hope at success was to use
scantly clad women with exceptionally large
breasts in their ads. Much to their surprise,
user numbers suddenly increased, and they continued their ad campaign until most of the ads consisted of a pair of tits with a mini-scale
Evony logo barely visible in the top corner. The Nazi moderators on the
Evony forums will delete anything criticizing their ad campaign, or stating that their game is a complete rip-off of Sid Meier's Civilization.
((Start your journey now, my lord)) 
