Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/February 23, 2008

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An amusing and deadly idea ___ Anonymous 08/02/21(Thu)21:50 No. 13093

So, now that we know that we're really starting to enturbulate David Miscarriage and the other top nutters, I have an idea for fun: Psychic Attacks. What if all of us, randomly, at various points throughout the day (and around the world), concentrated really hard and projected a freeky telepathic message to Miscavige. For one minute each day, or five, or an hour, or whatever, each Anon beams his or her personal message of "David, you're going crazy..." or "David, kill yourself now..." or "David, jump out the window..." or whatever you want the message to be. You can do it while riding the bus, taking a shit, waiting in a queue, having a romantic walk on the beach, whatever. A psychic attack is completely untraceable and can have a devastating effect (or: not). Maybe it would work or maybe not (though with our cumulative intensity, focusing in on one person, I really think it would have an effect). He might not actually jump out a window, but it could make him have a nervous breakdown or make a really stupid decision at precisely the wrong moment. Anyway it is something pleasant do to to pass the time, and maybe it would have a funny outcome.

Implant Station Earth ___ Anonymous 08/02/22(Fri)07:24 No. 13170

Gentlemen: Not only is the psychic war a go, but we have also fielded a crack team of Chaos magicians to manipulate cult symbology. Their efforts are paying off with BIG WINS. We see much of that in the COS-related memes that are being generated, but know that there are several levels of content to each meme. Some of the chaotic content is distributed across memes, so that several must be assembled in a "constellation" for the schema, or "magical lattice," to be accessible, or for implants to be bapped home. One example might be the fact that a certain Marcabian meme might mention the "New Mexican Coalition for building a Better Yesterday." This particular leaf descends from a node that comprises seven other memes. When all are assembled in the mind, even unwittingly, an implant is bapped home. Once the implant is bapped, we have a "conditioned" vessel, and we can further manipulate the implant to alter beliefs. Manipulating an existing implant is new technology, and it requires great finesse in order to keep the subject sane. Beliefs then become bending vectors, and we can often direct behavior as a result of the morphing implant.

Yes ___ Anonymous 08/02/22(Fri)08:59 No. 13183

Yes. Subtle forms are subtle. At the minimum, the top Flagfags suddenly develop extreme ADD, or start mouthing off foolishly, or in other ways reveal the emptiness in their hand. Some Anon are rightfully skeptical of this approach; that's fine, but many know that it can work. It is an "adjunctive therapy" as we say in Psychiatry. It doesn't replace the main approaches, and it doesn't take much effort or energy -- yet it may help. Go for it if it floats your boat the way it floats mine.

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