Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/February 28, 2008

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Anonymous 08/02/27(Wed)19:35 No. 14742

ATTN ALL MARCAB UNITS ATTN ALL MARCAB UNITS ATTN ALL MARCAB UNITS

MESSAGE FOLLOWS

BEGIN MESSAGE:

MESSAGE FROM THE ADJUTANT GENERAL FOLLOWS

1. PER INSTRUCTIONS FROM FLEET PERSONNEL COMMAND, ALL REQUESTS FOR TRANSFERS ARE HEREBY DENIED.

2. ALL PERSONNEL ACTIONS MUST NOW BE APPROVED BY ALKAID FLEET PERSONNEL BUREAU. EXPECT DELAYS OF APPROXIMATELY 70-90 TRILLION YEARS FOR APPROVALS/DISAPPROVALS.

3. DUE TO THE COLLISION OF FLEET LAUNDRY VESSELS "MOXON" AND "KOBRIN," ALL SHIPS ARE INSTRUCTED TO DUMP SOILED UNIFORMS IN BLACK HOLE X-79 AT COORDINATES 3A1 4Q8 8Q8 2M6.

/SIGNED/ t3891 FLEET ADJUTANT GENERAL

END MESSAGE

TRANSMISSION ENDS

Anonymous 08/02/27(Wed)20:01 No. 14749

OT power screens are still in place as of 1/16 in the native calendar in the x-zone theater. Phantom artificial thetan replacements have been released from orbit by invisible spy ship Tacgnol and are currently finding their targets amongst the free.

Emergency re-indoctrination awaiting signal

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Anonymous 08/02/27(Wed)20:40 No. 14756

x-2203 where are your co-ords?

Anonymous 08/02/27(Wed)21:08 No. 14763

Emergency Channel x3-2893

Goddamn it Marcab, Keep the lines strong at the northern lines. If the Canadians continue to legalize devil weed the Thetans will attach more easily to their drugged bodies.

We can't be fucking this up every time a car crashes at the border. We know that High OT's Will instinctively flock to it. That is the correct time to hit it with the sub orbital cannons on the Chargins Defensive grid.

Don't just fucking cower in front of it. It's still mortal yet.

End transmission channel x3-2893

Anonymous 08/02/27(Wed)22:29 No. 14780

marcab one this is lieutenant colonel andre

Requesting confirmation on March 15 Tactical strike Encrypt:PartyHard

Can we get a Target Loc on Eastern Seaboard strikes? Our last transmission got fried by a miscalculated EMP field