Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/January 12, 2009

<eppigy> WAKE ME UP

<eppigy> THIS A SICK DREAM

<eppigy> GOT THE ALPINE WITH THE WIDE SCREEN

<eppigy> THESE NIGGAS COLD LIKE BANANA SPLIT

<eppigy> THATS WHY I COCK THIS AR WITH BANANA CLIPS

<Mexican_Pirate> I don't speak ape, could you translate that song to English for me?

<eppigy> Mexican_Pirate: my peers lack morals so I keep sufficient firepower to ensure my safety

<Mexican_Pirate> Ah.

<eppigy> yes

<Mexican_Pirate> See, now that makes sense.
 

—ED IRC