Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/January 17, 2008
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
[edit] "Chirping"
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Anonymous 01/10/08(Thu)11:45:16 No.50549420
Alright /b/ so this is what happened like 1 hour ago.
I was up on 5th floor of my res, I'm drunk and stoned. Some guy in fourth year (and final year) of school comes into this room, without his fuckin shirt on with his buddy and starts chirping my hair. Chirping how I blowdry it and shit, trying to embarass me. I dont have any of this, I kinda start nipple twisting this guy as a joke/threat for him to stop with the chirping. But the fucker continues, doesn't let up on the chirping. So whatever, I get pissed and call him out for a fight if he doesn't let up. Keeps on chirping, I'm about to knock him the fuck out until my buddy (whos room we are in) says no fighting in here man. Out of respect for him I don't beat the shit out of this fag, I got like 30 pounds of muscle on this little faggot. A few minutes go by, and he starts chirping me and my hair, saying how I overreact like a little bitch. Again, I'm about to knock the shit out of him, AND his friend just for chirping me with him. Long story short, everyone gets pissed at me for starting such a scene and I decide to leave.
I'll get this fucker eventually, I know where he lives.
Anyways, anyone agree with my stance? I don't take shit from anyone for no reason. If this was a close friend chirping my hair, I'd prob laugh but it was a random fucker who wanted to be tough infront of some girls. I won't have any of that.
So pleasel, dignify me. Thanks.
Pic obscured for obvious reasons (don't want to reveal my identity).
Anonymous 01/10/08(Thu)11:46:30 No.50549488
what the fuck is chirping?
also, pic looks like a DOUCHE
Anonymous 01/10/08(Thu)11:47:06 No.50549525
i really expected that story to end with you having gay sex.
Anonymous 01/10/08(Thu)11:47:53 No.50549580
chirping????!?!?! LOL WTF OMG LOL whats chirping.
Anonymous 01/10/08(Thu)11:48:08 No.50549600
>>50549525 same. but i would have knocked the fucker out at the first nipple tweak. do NOT let people fuck with you. ever!
Anonymous 01/10/08(Thu)11:48:13 No.50549603
What the fuck is chirping? You look like you love the cock so I'd go let the little bitch fuck you up your pretty little shitter.
Anonymous 01/10/08(Thu)11:48:17 No.50549607
I expect this story to end with you getting out of my /b/.
Anonymous 01/10/08(Thu)11:48:18 No.50549609
You look like a fag.
Anonymous 01/10/08(Thu)11:48:35 No.50549623
First replace Chirping with something that isn't gay.... Face the fact you got anal raped by two kids and move on... beside you know you liked it bitch.
