From Encyclopedia Dramatica
cyberoidx:
Who the FUCK is /b/
and please, no welcome to the internetz comments anybody.
rootneg2:
welcome to the internetz!
dannychen16:
newfag gtfo
www.digg.com - http://www.digg.com/security/4chan_got_HACKED
[edit] MonkeyPee Rambles
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Birds of a feather spell words wrong together.
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Wanna conserve energy and burn calories at the same time?
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| —MonkeyPee, during Earth Hour
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[edit] Jackshow
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Frist Im jack and IM here to say stay on you're own damn site
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- I don't know for sure, but I think this is Deviantartlet Jackshow. --Blu Aardvark 17:11, 16 December 2007 (CST)
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YOu mess with my friends I mess with you're face
you mess with me I mess with you're neck and arms and legs
you mess with my religion I mess with you're idiles
you mess with my god I cut you down when you become a tree and prnt the bibble on you
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[edit] Anonymous on Bestiality
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Get the fuck out newfags. Drawing furries are for faggots. Fucking dogs, are for real men.
This is /b/ you faggots.
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| —Anonymous
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Right...Whoever Made This Hate Site..Care To Explain What The Fuck Ben EVER Did To You?
And No I Don't Care If You Know Who Posted This Comment.
I'm Ashleigh..Yes Jackson...I Wonder If You Saddo's Have Made One About Me Yet.
Well If You Care To Explain What The Fuck Ben Did Then Add My Msn. Cuz I Wont Check This Again.
Cuz It's Foul.
And You Need To Learn How To Spell.
Cuz More Is Spelt Like That.. Not Moar.
Idiot.
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| —Ashleighjackson, regarding Ben Vodden, December 23. 2007
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[edit] Retard Fuck
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[21:38] <ajt> You know guys,
[21:38] <ajt> I would sure as hell fuck a retard
[21:38] <ajt> you know that, right?
[21:38] <NeoLobster> yes
[21:38] <WhiteMystery> if they're hot, why not?
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| —#encyclopediadramatica IRC
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[edit] Anonymous on Jews
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The Jews were total assholes before they settled down. They'd just showed up at your city, start screaming about their god then kill everyone.
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Give it up buckwheat, nothing is going to happen to me. I can do what I want, when I want, however I want and the bleating unwashed masses can spew forth their bogostic blabberings as much as they want, I'm untouchable. You should learn that by now you dyke.
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| —Calton Bolick
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In short there are too many idiots and too few people prepared to tell them to fuck off.
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| —JzG
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Please leave the room if this will offend you.
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| —R. Budd Dwyer
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There should be a warning for the shocking and disgusting content.
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| —79.116.9.121
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Read the article; that should have been enough warning.
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[edit] Jjlikesmen’s Wikipedia unblock request
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{{unblock|I know this sonuds a little farfetched but i can only hope that you believe and let me get back to my passion for wikipedia. I was in the middle of the harmless session on wikipedia when my wife came in and asked me where the anal lube was. At this point I should have just told her to go away but like any cool dude I love doing it in the ass. So instead of stopping my wikipedia session right there I decided to do her up the ass in front of the computer. Everything was going well until about 10 minutes in when she started shitting profusely all over the keyboard. At this point I paniced and ejaculated on the monitor. In my efforts to clean up the unbearable mess I ended up typing some things that may have been construed as vandilism. Due the intense volume of seamen on my computer screen I was unable to see what I was typing and therefore I should not be held responsible for my action. Next time I am editing wikipedia I will tell my wife we have to forget the the anal.}}
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[edit] Ricki Raven wearing a banana suit for sex
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id try it yeah. never worn one a banana suit this wud ave to be done in a hotel or summet though as it wudbe 2 risky to do it at mine incase sum1 walked in how embarrasin, yea that wud be fun..do u ave any banana suits.. oh and yea dirty feet are nice only if there white..but neva licked any b4...oh and this may sound silly but wudnt mind u swearin as i lickin ur feet...perhaps be a bit racist...lol xxxx i dontfink ur weird at allll its called explorin your fantasies..
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| —Ricki Raven being trolled into agreeing to wear a banana suit during sex
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[edit] On computers
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Computers are lollipops that rot your teeth.
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| —Long Beach Ca. teacher Marilyn Darch, quote by Cliff Stoll
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