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Contents 1 Gaypal 2 IRL Munniez Plox 3 More Unsolicited Testimonials 4 Even More Unsolicited Testimonials 5 Advertising-free? 6 That Dreamhost link 7 What you get with their cheapest plan 8 Need Halp with supporting by clicking 9 Needs protection tag 10 I Don't Want Buttons Badges or Dreamhost 11 Needs updating 12 The Duke of Internets Cometh 13 Banners for ED 14 Fuck You, give me money 15 Pixel Ads 16 Paypal donation account 17 How do I gave dollars? 18 Google ads 19 A+++++++++++++++++++++ 20 Support Ads 21 New Donate Page 22 Just donatededed 23 You aren't getting my Jew gold but... 24 Hookers and Blow. 25 i loled 26 Funny Story

[edit] Gaypal

Won't let us have an account. For a work-around, click *here* for grape juicetice! --OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 16:15, 31 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] IRL Munniez Plox

SIGN UP OR I WILL KILL YOU ALL --girlvinyl 19:42, 1 Mar 2005 (UTC)

UNSOLICITED TESTIMONIAL: I already have a host but I used to use dreamhost and they are A++. --Q\D

OH HOLY SHIT! It's easy AND simple! Srsly, though, I'm prepaid through May but will def. switch then.--hardvice 10:31, 20 Mar 2005 (UTC)

At 4chanarchive (whose archivists include me and OldDirtyBtard), our founder, capsized, has replacde half of the banner ads on his site with links to ED because of all the incoming traffic he gets from here. Just thought you should know. --Nakamura 14:32, 23 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] More Unsolicited Testimonials

I bought 10 LJDrama.org buttons. A+ quality.

Not an actor,
Quasidan|talk 18:11, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Even More Unsolicited Testimonials

I bought 5 of them and they are totally hot. --girlvinyl 18:14, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Advertising-free?

Isn't this a little inaccurate now? GreenReaper 08:30, 6 May 2006 (UTC)

• So is a lot of other stuff on here. I remember something somewhere about not being subjected to a Wikipedia-esque academic enquiry every time you write an article. --Bastardman 13:07, 6 May 2006 (UTC)
• It's fixed (I think). --Jacknstock 14:07, 6 May 2006 (UTC)

[edit] That Dreamhost link

I was going to sign up for a Dreamhost account but the referrer link doesn't seem to make any difference; I just get the same signup page as I do when I go in via dreamhost.com. Is "sherrod" the referrer code? --Fridgemagnet 11:19, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

• oh never mind, I get it, I just read their referrer page and stuff, yeah, ignore me --Fridgemagnet 12:23, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
• i boaghts 1 of dem draemhost acounts and noew i haev an k-rad new hotline servur. evry1 is going 2b jealouse of me!Saint sithney 12:29, 28 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] What you get with their cheapest plan

When you do their $7.95 plan, you get:

• Unlimited domains hosted,
• Unlimited free subdomains,
• 20 GB Disk space,
• 1 TB monthly bandwidth, and
• a bunch of mailboxes and user accounts.

This should be reflected on the main page, which hasn't been updated since last Thursday Suckit 19:55, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

• IAWTC except it is only $7.95 if you pay for two years at a time, which is US$190.80. I don't know how long this offer will still be availible though, but I have sent a general sales enquiry asking about this (I plan to buy this plan in a fortnight) so if I find out I'll chuck it here. --What's an interrobang‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽ 06:12, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
  • I got a reply back and the main part said "The expanded disk space and bandwidth offerings aren't going away anytime soon!! =)" so I think the disk space and bandwidth information should be updated. --What's an interrobang‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽ 07:15, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Need Halp with supporting by clicking

I turned on "whitelist this entire site" in adblock, but if I actually CLICK on the ads, sometimes they load, and sometimes I'm stuck at a website that is clearly NOT the one the ad referred to, but rather, some half-assed halfway point between here and there, and the script to forward me on *IS* blocked because I'm no longer on the encyclopedia dramatica site.

Does ED still get credit for these half-clicks? zaphraud 19:17, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Needs protection tag

Samsara 10:26, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] I Don't Want Buttons Badges or Dreamhost

I just have some spare cash for ED. $1,000. What's the fuckern problem?...just let me give you shit without strings. --OldDirtyBtard 07:42, 19 September 2006 (UTC)

• You could just buy an enormous but pointless advertisment and link it to a website you like, maybe a band etc. --Entropy 04:15, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

• In a similar vein, I would like to donate an amount every month - would that be cool? I don't have large amounts in single sums, but could spare around $100 (£50) a month from my paycheck. I guess the easiest way to do this would be some kind of standing order (as we say over here - not sure what the US term is). Does ED haves a bank account or somewhere I can divert funds to the lulz? --ShowMeDoMoney 00:55, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Needs updating

The sherod link isn't working, dreamhost is redirecting me to the 404 page "missing.html". zaphraud 18:31, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

Jeg ved ingenting om wiki eller andre af jeres smarte buzz-words. Jeg tilhører den gamle skole som ikke fatter at i ikke har en e-mail som kan hjælpe folk med at sende jer en kommentar om jeres latterlige udskejelser, som åbentlyst, udelukkende, har til formål at nedgøre andre på deres bekostning. I registreres hermed i min bog som en flok latterlige skabs- bøsser/nørder som ikke tør vedkende jer hvad i i virkeligheden vil med jeres kønsorganer.

Jeg synes jeres side er sjov fordi humoren er grov, men når det kommer til stykket er i ikke en skid bedre end de originale wiki-tumber. Alt hvad det her drejer sig om er, at i vil lave jeres egen klub hvor de andre ikke er velkomne. Det er så - tilsyneladende - ved at lykkedes for jer, men det har en pris. Prisen er, at i tager jer ud som en flok teenagere.

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I er en flok latterlige pseudo-intellektuelle would-be pædo-svanser. I tror i er så smarte men i virkeligheden ville i ønske at i havde bare så meget som et et pædoflit sex-drive.

Translate that.

pfft

[edit] The Duke of Internets Cometh

No one wants to donate to your shitty inflmamatory site.--Dorkotterland 04:26, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

• They let you out of your cage, then? I'll have to fetch the spraybottle. --The Finn 04:45, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Inflammatory^ --JailBait 04:52, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • lol deflamation. --Blu Aardvark 05:36, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
    • IRLOL-FEST!!!. Dear Duke of O...there's a really cool, heartwarming, warm & fuzzy (furry to you) movie I think you'd really enjoy. It's called "Ring Of Bright Water" [1] and it's about this really funny, smart, loveable, (sexy to you) otter that gets beaten to death by a shuvel at the end. (The preceding may contain spoilers). --Is It Cos I Is Black? 01:23, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
    • lol...i just donated to spite you --Subseven 07:18, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Banners for ED

I figured I will link to banners I am making for ED here, for people to grab and host. I wouldn't hotlink to any of these, because they are on shitty old geocities and the like. If they are down (and end with SmDm), leave me a message, and leave your own banner links too. ShowMeDoMoney 00:49, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

• http://www.geocities.com/waheb_hayel/ed_longcat.html (Longcat Side Banner - SmDm)
  • That's lol. Nice one. --Is It Cos I Is Black? 01:22, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
  • I just set up an image upload script on my website. You can access the uploaded images at http://uploads.nextphaze.net, or you can upload one at http://uploads.nextphaze.net/uploader (Password protected, /msg me on irc or send me an email for the pass). --Blu Aardvark 03:13, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
    • Oh, and yes, you can hotlink those. I can't promise I won't do a NO NIGGERS swap if the service is abused, though. --Blu Aardvark 03:17, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Fuck You, give me money

Watchdog 22:13, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Pixel Ads

So why were the pixel ads removed? Did I miss something important? ♥MissEchelon 11:33, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Seems some butthurt arsewipe told them that the site has unsavoury images, or sumpin' like that. Paypal choked on their own cheatin' ways.Voronic 16:49, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Miss Echelon, seems I should not have believed this, s'pose it was wishful thinking on Mr. Trendpedia's part. You prolly know that the pixel ads are still growing.Voronic 10:24, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Paypal donation account

Should set up a paypal donation account, I'm sure a lot of people would donate to it and its easier then all the other stuff. - Shlick 14:59, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Paypal time now please? I give you jew gold...--Thinmatzo 05:33, 26 January 2008 (CST)

• They won't let us. Email me via the email this user function for græt juxtix.

--OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 16:03, 31 January 2008 (CST)

WTF???!!1 There's gotta be a workaround to circumvent AIDSpal's righteous moral crusader faggotry. My credit cards are over 9000 monies above my credit limit and the only way I can get my jew golds into your greedy hands is via AIDSpal. Maek a proxy front account nao, plox. --Prowlgrin 02:57, 16 June 2008 (CDT)

[edit] How do I gave dollars?

I want to give you money but can't remember my IRC number. Make it easy please. Boffy b 23:38, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Google ads

Uh, wouldn't you get more money using Google advertisements?^^ 21:55, 28 July 2007 (CDT)

• Google hæt ED since they changed their motto from DON'T BE EVIL to DON'T BE FUNNY. --OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 16:08, 31 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] A+++++++++++++++++++++

But you need to update it, cause... Disk Storage at signup 500 GB

  Automatically Increases Weekly By: 	2 GB

Monthly Bandwidth at signup 5.0 TB

  Automatically Increases Weekly By: 	40 GB

[edit] Support Ads

extreme gay fisting $39.95 per month gets the hardest twinks in hardcore fisting action.

And this is supposed to be "stuff I'm into"? LOL WUT.--ByAppointmentTo 10:39, 20 December 2007 (CST)

• Well, some of us ... .... Tfo_{Talk to me}^{Listen to me.} 10:42, 20 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] New Donate Page

Should the new donation page be put in this article, or at least a link to it? --Mister8ill 13:46, 4 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Just donatededed

donated £10 cus its all i can afford at the mo! lol but we need to keep on lulzin' :D --Andronicus 18:09, 10 January 2008 (GMT)

[edit] You aren't getting my Jew gold but...

Is there an easy way I can search for images that are way too big, and resize them? For some reason everyone thinks that in order to upload an image it has to be 640x480 or bigger. Kevman459 01:25, 11 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Hookers and Blow.

How do we know that ED isn't just looking for more earth money to support their dirty hooker and blow habits?thinmatzo

>And what's wrong with that? --Macdaddy5539 12:12, 23 January 2008 (CST)

>It would mean that ED would be similar to 419. but I'm sure its not like that --Sneaky101 05:57, 31 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] i loled

i liek i liek --Sneaky101 06:45, 21 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Funny Story

So I b& this cunt who was trolling the PROJECT CHANOLOGY Facebook boards (except he didn't realise he was trolling). He then started to PM me and was critical of me banning him for faggotry; he said that wasn't PC or some shit. When I directed him to the ED pæg on faggotry, he came back saying we were no better than Scientologists since we were trying to extort money from our followers per the site notice. facepalm.jpg. --OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 15:59, 31 January 2008 (CST)