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[edit] Fag FAQ
Who is allowed to change the threat level? What do I have to do to get limecat as the threat level for a little while? I am out of town until next week, that shoul count as limecat. --girlvinyl 05:18, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
- Oh hey I'm gone during lulzcon time too. --Sheneequa • Talk 05:31, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
- I'm in charge of this template, that's why I'm the Threat Czar. *shows badge* So you want the threat to be limecat? Alright, just let me know when you get back so I can change it. -Mexican Pirate 05:54, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
[edit] Moot's soup
Soup threat added, in the light of the current shitstorm involving the *chans. Tannark 21:04, 21 October 2007 (CDT)
[edit] LIMECAT!!!!
See subject. --girlvinyl 05:11, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
- Changed, I'm assuming the above discussion on who can edit it is bilge, since it's not protected. D: Miltopia 05:22, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
[edit] Feed?
Is there anyway to include the threat level on a site/signiture/crap? --Kab000m 01:24, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
- Well, you could conceivably use the feed from here, but it won't actually serve to link the image from your site, unless you wrote a web script which can parse the feed and link the image. Such a script would likely prove difficult to write, though, and would probably break with every new image. --Blu Aardvark 05:09, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah that feed would only show the past threat level not the current one :(
- Thanks for trying anyway. --Kab000m 23:04, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
- Eh, what? It shows the history of that template page. including the current version. It could conceivably be parsed via an external script, and it would be able to reference the current version, but your site would have to include a local list of all the full URLs of the threat level images, and thus, would break if a new one was uploaded and used. It's probably moar trouble than it is worth, sure. --Blu Aardvark 23:33, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
- I must have missed the current entry when I was reading the feed. Oh well. Most websites which have profiles won't allow javascript anyway. Probably better just having a link to the threat level page. --Kab000m 00:12, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
- Eh, JavaScript? I was thinking more along the lines of a real host allowing php, and then loading that via plain old <img> or <object> tags. In either case, still more trouble than it is worth, IMO. --Blu Aardvark 00:18, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
- I must have missed the current entry when I was reading the feed. Oh well. Most websites which have profiles won't allow javascript anyway. Probably better just having a link to the threat level page. --Kab000m 00:12, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
- Eh, what? It shows the history of that template page. including the current version. It could conceivably be parsed via an external script, and it would be able to reference the current version, but your site would have to include a local list of all the full URLs of the threat level images, and thus, would break if a new one was uploaded and used. It's probably moar trouble than it is worth, sure. --Blu Aardvark 23:33, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
[edit] /r/
We need a threatlevel with a cross/picture of Jesus and the words "I came". --Blu Aardvark 23:31, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
- Still need one, lol. Blu Aardvark 23:39, 17 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Jesus Request
Jesus? I came?
Done.
1. Sign your name.
2. I don't see how it's funny. Is it the juxtaposition of Jesus combined with the phrase "I came" that is supposed to be amusing?
3. How is "I Came" a threat level? Shouldn't it be an adjective? Or something that is actually funny?
4. Get banned.
--Blargh 15:45, 29 June 2007 (CDT)
- It's a perfect one for easter. I requested it sometime last year. It is pretty lol, at least IMO. --Blu Aardvark 16:11, 29 June 2007 (CDT)
- Please explain how it's funny. Is it supposed to be...edgy? I've seen edgier things written on the walls of public bathrooms. It's not witty. It's just stupid. --Blargh 16:14, 29 June 2007 (CDT)
- Eh, humor is relative, I guess. --Blu Aardvark 16:33, 29 June 2007 (CDT)
- Please explain how it's funny. Is it supposed to be...edgy? I've seen edgier things written on the walls of public bathrooms. It's not witty. It's just stupid. --Blargh 16:14, 29 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Reposte
Well if Jesus can turn a few loaves and fishes into food for over 9000, then if he came I would certainly be worried.
And now I've worked out how to sign. Please be nice, I've only been here a few days. ;D
- Yeah, you're an idiot. --Blargh 16:04, 29 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] WMD
You reverted adding the WMD picture why? BrynTheSkits
- Nobody reverted it. You just failed to add it. --Blu Aardvark 02:42, 25 June 2007 (CDT)
- Oh, I see. I do that sometimes, like when I ask how to get the time by your name, an easy way to do it. -BrynTheSkits
- You mean a signature? Four tildes. ~~~~. --Blu Aardvark 02:51, 25 June 2007 (CDT)
- Thanks, I'm adding another one soon. -BrynTheSkits 02:55, 25 June 2007 (CDT)
- How about "Jews, Victims of the Holocaust" —The preceding comment was added by BrynTheSkits, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
- I don't understand what you are asking. If you want to change the caption, change the caption already. The page isn't protected. --Blu Aardvark 03:17, 25 June 2007 (CDT)
- K, just asking your opinion. =-=BrynTheSkits 03:20, 25 June 2007 (CDT)
- Lol, just realised you were a sysop. ==BrynTheSkits 01:25, 27 June 2007 (CDT)
- K, just asking your opinion. =-=BrynTheSkits 03:20, 25 June 2007 (CDT)
- I don't understand what you are asking. If you want to change the caption, change the caption already. The page isn't protected. --Blu Aardvark 03:17, 25 June 2007 (CDT)
- How about "Jews, Victims of the Holocaust" —The preceding comment was added by BrynTheSkits, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
- Thanks, I'm adding another one soon. -BrynTheSkits 02:55, 25 June 2007 (CDT)
- You mean a signature? Four tildes. ~~~~. --Blu Aardvark 02:51, 25 June 2007 (CDT)
- Oh, I see. I do that sometimes, like when I ask how to get the time by your name, an easy way to do it. -BrynTheSkits
[edit] Awesome
The threat level images are A++++!-Ketthe KangaJew 18:25, 26 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Added new Benoit threat level
Roid Rage! lolz --Falsion 15:55, 29 June 2007 (CDT)
Also, is it supposed to be non-animated? I tried making a non animated one and it didn't looked raged enough, so I made it into a gif. --Falsion 15:59, 29 June 2007 (CDT)
- No, it's perfect. And way better than the one made by the guy who doesn't know how to sign his name.
- OH THE IRONY -- Pocketjew Talk2meplz Artz 16:13, 29 June 2007 (CDT)
Awesome, thanks. --Falsion 16:08, 29 June 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Requests
- <Sherrod> i want an apple or 'iphone' one
- <Sherrod> or maybe 'threat level : murder" and a pic of hans reiser
- <DLB> i kinda want to do a good an hero one
- <DLB> pref with mitchel henderson involved
Also, Guncontrolalert!.jpg and BThreat.jpg are made of fail. Users who would like to redo or improve these two, feel free. --Blu Aardvark 20:05, 30 June 2007 (CDT)
Would a Buttsecks one be worth making? --GeddyIsGodYYZ 2:36, 10 July 2007 (EDT)
- By all means. --Blu Aardvark 03:18, 10 July 2007 (CDT)
Someone please add an Elton John threat level ! The faggot wants to shut down teh internets: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007350453,00.html S3phiroth 10:33, 5 August 2007 (CDT)
[edit] Threat Level: Brandon
I know no dox are allowed to be posted, blah blah blah. Word from the battlefield is that Brandon has been located, and Anonymous is desperately trying to get in touch with him. Something about the phone number being changed within the past few days. Anyway, expect major updates over the course of the next few days as details pour in, and also a list of challengers (new and defeated) over here.
[edit] Font
What's the font used in the first few images in the text "THREAT ADVISORY"? Salambo<3 22:43, 15 November 2007 (CST)
[edit] Substandard Threat Advisory Graphics
Am I the only person who's getting fucking sick of all these substandard "threat advisory" graphics people (and by people, I mean mostly Chankachankaboo) keep submitting? It's getting ridiculous! Some of these things aren't only avoiding the "template" most other people use, but some of these don't even say "threat advisory"! What's the point of having this system in place if people are going to make a mockery of what's already being mocked? ~ Suihtil Cod [U|T|C] 02:31, 20 November 2007 (CST)
- Largely, I agree. The following images need reworking --Blu Aardvark 19:04, 21 November 2007 (CST)
 Has no business on ED, IMO. Graphic fails, text fails, and subject fails. |
 What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit. |
 What the fuck happened here? Poor font shat all over image in a manner inconsistent with traditional threatlevels |
 What's the faggy pink border doing all over this? It's close to workable, but not really what we're looking for |
 Nonstandard, and I'm just not particularly fond of the way this works out. Not too bad, though. |
 What the fuck happened here? Poor font shat all over image in a manner inconsistent with traditional threatlevels |
 Works, but would be better if it followed the traditional pattern. |
 Not even a threatlevel. |
- Oooo I tried to change it to a new non-Chankachankaboo one and Chankachankaboo reverted it. POWER GAMES!!!!!! --Luna 18:54, 22 November 2007 (CST)
- Some people have a rather high opinion of their beautiful art, I guess... Regardless, instead of sitting idly by like a buttfuck, I'm gonna see what I can do. The worst anyone can do is revert stuff, I guess. ~ Suihtil Cod [U|T|C] 19:04, 22 November 2007 (CST)
- There we go... I got most of those listed done. They should be all up in the listing by now. And as to not mess anything up, I even put them where the originals were. I missed Armagideon, Democracy, Guncontrolalert, Jenkemthreat, Respectthreat, Threatlitfre, and Worriedthreat due to the fact I had absolutely no idea whatsoever as to what I could do with them. Sorry. ~ Suihtil Cod [U|T|C] 23:19, 25 November 2007 (CST)
- Looks good. I'll try and remember to flush the old ones later. --Blu Aardvark 23:23, 25 November 2007 (CST)
- "Threat-DEagle" is meant to replace "Threat Level CS", by the way. Should'a mentioned that sooner, I suppose. ~ Suihtil Cod [U|T|C] 23:50, 25 November 2007 (CST)
Edit: Added Worried, Democracy, and Jenkem for your viewing pleasure. ~ Suihtil Cod [U|T|C] 01:28, 26 November 2007 (CST)- Who fucking cares if it strays from the template? And why, if it already says THREAT ADVISORY above and below it on the main page, is it super-serious-business to have it in the banner itself. As long as they arent mediocre shit advisories, chill the hell out.
- "Threat-DEagle" is meant to replace "Threat Level CS", by the way. Should'a mentioned that sooner, I suppose. ~ Suihtil Cod [U|T|C] 23:50, 25 November 2007 (CST)
- Looks good. I'll try and remember to flush the old ones later. --Blu Aardvark 23:23, 25 November 2007 (CST)
- There we go... I got most of those listed done. They should be all up in the listing by now. And as to not mess anything up, I even put them where the originals were. I missed Armagideon, Democracy, Guncontrolalert, Jenkemthreat, Respectthreat, Threatlitfre, and Worriedthreat due to the fact I had absolutely no idea whatsoever as to what I could do with them. Sorry. ~ Suihtil Cod [U|T|C] 23:19, 25 November 2007 (CST)
- Some people have a rather high opinion of their beautiful art, I guess... Regardless, instead of sitting idly by like a buttfuck, I'm gonna see what I can do. The worst anyone can do is revert stuff, I guess. ~ Suihtil Cod [U|T|C] 19:04, 22 November 2007 (CST)
- Oooo I tried to change it to a new non-Chankachankaboo one and Chankachankaboo reverted it. POWER GAMES!!!!!! --Luna 18:54, 22 November 2007 (CST)
Added DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING and LHC. I suppose the second one might come in use before WE ARE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE amirite? --Sneaky101 05:52, 14 January 2008 (CST)
[edit] A B C D L O L...
Who thought it would be a good idea to alphabetize the threat graphics? By file name? Ah well... Just means they'll be doing it a lot more, considering people are always adding to this thing. X3 ~ Suihtil Cod [U|T|C] 21:30, 15 February 2008 (CST)
[edit] dumbasses
Who the fuck keeps changing the threat level to some stupid ass shit? Like just last week, it was a picture of Ahmedinejad, saying "There are no threat levels in Iran". That was at least making an attempt. But now, for example, Threat Level: Anonymous, like, just, c'mon. That just so fucking mediocre, like Anonymous, no shit. Come on, if a good one is up, then dont fucking fag it up. Anonymous1138 14:09, 4 May 2008 (CDT)
