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Endless Online

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Have you ever hated something with a passion? Have you ever despised something so much, you would go crazy knowing it exists? Welcome to Endless Online.

Chafing is very common in Endless Online.

1 What type of game is this?
2 Gameplay
3 The Economy
4 The Staff
5 The Other Admins
6 Chafing
7 The Forums
- 7.1 Comics
8 The online community

[edit] What type of game is this?

This is a lame RPG game. The rules are simple. Beg anything and everything living to gain Newb Points, Over 9000 Newb points earns you a lifetime membership in the Hall of Fame. Stalking players and making hearts at them is also a bonus. You can also earn points in the game by screaming "U" and 'HEY W8!

10 Points, Begging.
50 Points, Kill Stealing.
100 Points, Spamming
100 Points, Autoing
500 Points, Speeding
1000 Points, Bitching on Global that you were hacked/scammed.

Essentially, it's a microcosm of society.

[edit] Gameplay

Make a character
Kill goats for a hour
Wander around (who would think a beginner would need a map?)
Walk into Town Square to see what's for sale. DO NOT DO THIS IF YOUR COMPUTER IS SHIT
Realize you have no gold
Beg for gold
????
PROFIT!

If that doesn't work, you could kill monsters for gold, there's just one problem, finding a monster. Typical RPGs involve mind numbing tactics as you click your mouse for an hour killing monsters for experience. Endless Online takes a spin on this idea and makes monsters scarce, you will have to fight your way through crowds of people to attack the monster. Oh, and monsters rarely drop gold, even though its the main source of currency.

[edit] The Economy

The main currency is gold. Nobody has gold, everyone is poor. This has caused cheating to arise because everyone is so desperate to become rich.

[edit] The Staff

Calling them slackers would be an understatement. They mostly just wander around and show off their guns and pseudo-skills. The staff consists of the following lusers.

[edit] Vult-R

The obnoxious coder and leader of the bunch, he cares about the game so much that he signs on over 2 times a year. If he signs on, you can bet your ass that everyone will crowd around him and beg. He's just there to look cool. He doesn't talk, attack, or do anything besides getting everyone angry.

[edit] Mizzy

A typical deviant art user. She holds contests where you draw a theme she picks, but most are about drawing her OL character.

[edit] Rexor

This guy thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread. He held a contest where you answer a few questions by messaging him, the problem was that he didn't know what the fuck he was talking about. He asked things like What's the capital of Amsterdam?, the contest ended and rumors started that the prizes were never given out.

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[edit] Arvid

The typical Child predator. If you're not under 18, and not a female, he's not interested. Usually goes on to put a few thousand schmucks in jail, which results in much lulz or just to save time, he'll shove you inside an inescapable wall. He will then log off, not to return for 100 years

[edit] Sakurakur

A nigger who thinks she's azn. Her ugly urkel face will definitely scare the living shit out of you. srsly.

[edit] The Other Admins

They hardly show up, and when they do, the mostly act like Vult-R.

[edit] Chafing

You'll notice that once you start playing, many people will be in the way. It's possible to get stuck in a crowd for quite a bit of time. Of course the admins don't care, they can walk through people, so it not their problem. Everybody is on one server, so try not to run into the other 1,400 players.

[edit] The Forums

A typical Lounge post

Most of the main members of Endless Online don't even play the game; they visit the forums. The forums are a flame filled firey pit of hell. They are often stalked by trolls, grammar nazis, and camera whores. A new player is rarely welcomed, and are even less welcomed if they have bad grammar. Most topics involve retards asking obvious questions, and old forum users starting flame wars over stupid pointless shit. The Endless Online forums are also a place to find old memes, little boys, pedophiles, and Avast/Kyotogirl. On a scale of 1 to Gay, the forums rate a noteworthy Bearforce One.

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[edit] Comics

If you have to ask, good.

As true with every single shitty game, Endless Online has its share of comics that are totally anti lulz. The jokes only make sense if you've played Endless Online for over 9000 years.

[edit] The online community

The community is made up of suave sex machines, and an heroes who hold their control key, and kill many of the thrilling monsters (giant purple blue buttplug, sheep, phallic shaped one eyed monster) for great justice. They're known for threatening to punch you in the face over teh intrawebz if you dare try and steal their goat training spot; past times also include circle jerking every time a new Naruto episode comes out on 4kids