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English
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
English can refer to several different things.
- The English. A tea drinking people with bad teeth and attitudes to match that live in Great Britain
- The English languages
- The spin put on the cue ball in pool or billiards.
[edit] Full English
A shorthand name for a full English breakfast that you're likely to experience if you visit England and stay in a hotel or guesthouse.
The full English usually consists of:
- a couple of bits of greasy bacon
- a flavourless sausage composed of 3% meat, 90% wood shavings and 7% bumfluff
- a fried egg
- a spoonful of beans floating in tomato sauce
- half a tomato
- some cold toast
If you're very lucky you might also get a slice of mysterious meat product made from boiled blood.
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