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Enlightenment
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Everybody and their mom thinks that they are enlightened and above everyone else, when in actuality they have just gone batshit-insane from their excessive intake of cough syrup.
[edit] History
At least 100 years ago some guy named Abraham ate a cactus and played with himself. Afterwords, to save face, he claimed that he was actually wrestling with god to get the secrets of the universe from him. This led to massive drug use and general retardation, and as a result, Jews did WTC, some guy got nailed to a 2x4, and John went batshit insane on an island and wrote the singe best-selling story of all time.
[edit] Modern-day Enlighteneers
If you believe you are enlightened, you most likely fit into one of these categories:
- (Note: Modern-day christians are simply brainwashed. They have shrugged off the drug use of their founders)
- Faggots
- Druggie
- Goth
- Punk
- Vegan
- Goth-faggot
- Commie
- Your mom
- lj users
Those that believe themselves to be enlightened hate society and would rather sit in their room and baaaw for more money from their parents than actually get off their lazy commie asses and do something about it. Yes, everyone cares about your emo lj (it says the exact same thing as everyone elses). No, it doesn't support your drug habit. Maybe, if the world is really that bad of a place, you should just become an hero.
[edit] True Enlightenment
The only truly enlightened being on earth, or anywhere else in the physical realm, is the F40PH, amirite?
