Enturbulation

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Enturbulation.org is an anti-Co$ resource and forum that became central to the Project Chanology cause during the planning of the February 10th protests and other events. The message board is populated heavily by Anonymous as well as some mundanes who also oppose Scientology. Enturbulation.org is definitely serious business, however vigilance is a necessary evil when enemies of the lulz are watching.

Enturbulation issues some semblance of press releases[1] on their message boards. They also have some directions for protests and dealing with old media on the site. There are some users making an effort to contact their local politicians and documenting it on the site[2]. There is also an effort to investigate Shawn Lonsdale's death[3].

Enturbulation is run by a number of Something Awful Goons and Channers, the founder is tamphex - a Goon noted for his sexual obsession for Tom Selleck.

Typical Enturb User Activity

1 WTF is "Enturbulation"?
2 Why should I care?
3 Enturbulation.org in Depth
4 Your career Expectations Ranking at Enturbulation Forums
5 Enturbulation is not Anonymous (BUT...)
6 Enturbulation is Anonymous (kind of)
7 See Also
8 External Links

[edit] WTF is "Enturbulation"?

Straight from the bullshit manual.

Enturbulation is what the scilons call IRL Trolling, although it isn't really trolling as much as it is TLDR opinion. The word means 'agitated' or 'disturbed', which is what happens to the average scifag when someone jams a cherry bomb of factual information into his otherwise-orderly hivemind. Before Anonymous awoke from it's steroid-induced slumber deep in the recesses of the internet, Scientology marked enturbulators as "Suppressive Persons", cueing them up for retaliatory irl ddos. Enturbulation is just one out of many words taken straight from the sub-par ~~science fiction writings of one L._Ron_Hubbard.~~ of the English dictionary.

Enturbulation - as stated above - is a place for the organization of protest. The Enturbulators, looking to avoid lolsuits, do their best to examine the legality of the protests from place to place. They also look for the most effective sources of info to wield against the scifags. This makes it a must for moralfags looking to cause some havoc while eating delicious caek on the ~~12th of April~~ 10th of May.

A few Scientologists being enturbulated by Wise Beard Man.

[edit] Why should I care?

Enturbulation serves as the CNN of the fight against the Scifags, albeit with a bit less Wolf Blitzer. Any breaking news is usually broken here first, or at least spread here like wildfire. The forums are full of people willing to go the extra mile to fight the brainwashed fucktards spreading L. Ron's lies.

[edit] Enturbulation.org in Depth

Enturbulation.org appeared/gained popularity around the end of January 2008. Enturbulation seems to be sort of a middle ground between newfags and oldfags. Here is some rare ground: meme-spewing newfags mixing with triumphant proud oldfags for a common cause.

Enturbulation serves less as a spreader of lulz and more as a collection point for those looking to rAIDS scientology. Doc drops and information are the weapons in this guerrilla war against the scifags, and Enturbulators scan the internet looking for exploitable resources to use against the resilient yet fucked scifag masses.

If the fraternal relationship between Anonymous and Encyclopedia Dramatica is unknown to you, you need to lurk more or gtfo newfag.

[edit] Your career Expectations Ranking at Enturbulation Forums

1o: lurk without login = Scifag
9: lurk with login = Anonymous Newfag
8: 1 to 5 posts/month = Anonymous Oldfag
7: 5 to 20 posts/month = Insurgent
6: 20 to 100 posts/month = Activist
5: 100 to 300 posts/month = SP
4: 300 to 400 posts/month = Namefag/VIP
3: 400 to 1000 posts/month = Moderator
2: 1000 to 1200 posts/month= Admin
1: 1200 to 1500 posts/month= Star or final Boss of the Internets

[edit] Enturbulation is not Anonymous (BUT...)

“

There seems to be some confusion in regards to the Enturbulation is not Anonymous stance so I thought that I'd write up a post explaining our position on this and hopefully clear up any confusion.

Enturbulation is not Anonymous. This is the position that was taken from the beginning. Why? Enturbulation was created as a forum to serve a community effort against the Scientology Organization. It's a place where people from all corners of the Internet (from *chan, to SA, to Ebaums, to ARS, to granny flower garden forum) could come to communicate and organize.

There are members of Anonymous who are regular posters on Enturbulation. There are members of Anonymous who are Enturbulation moderators and administrators. On the other hand there are regular posters on Enturbulation that are not Anonymous, as there are admins and mods who are not. Enturbulation.org, as a whole, is not and can not be Anonymous. The very fact that you have to register a username to post on Enturbulation tells me that Enturbulation is not Anonymous.

I'd even go as far as to say that some place as structured and somewhat hierarchical as Enturbulation shouldn't ever be considered Anonymous.

We try to keep things as user run and consensus driven as we can, keeping in the spirit of Anonymous. But at the end of the day we have identities here. We, as a collective, at Enturbulation, are not Anonymous.

But that's just here, at Enturbulation. Off site we could each, individually be Anonymous. Who knows?

„

—Tuesday, moderator at Enturbulation.org

[edit] Enturbulation is Anonymous (kind of)

Last Thursday Enturbulation made a gay thread suggesting that the concept of Anonymous posting be brought to their forums. They jumped up and down like Jews at a money market for this idea and one of the pigs set this plan into motion. What would seem like a really swell idea, seeing as Anonymous started the whole Project Chanology thing, and did a lot of planning out of Enturbulation, turned out to be a shit biscuit of a fuck up when the whole concept of Anonymous posting was ruined by the fact that any mod can keep track of who's posting what. In essence, all of the Anonymous users, can sit around and play Anon all fucking day, while the SA pig mods can still keep track of who you are, and we all know how awesome Something Awful moderators are.

tl:dr?

Any idea that you can maintain anonymity by posting on Enturbulation, for a cause created by the internet group Anonymous is a crying shame because their faggot nazi will always know who you are. Stick with /i/.

[08:49] <t9> i downloaded the raid pack for ddos'ing enturb and 315chan
[08:49] <t9> i change the config
[08:49] <Waffle_> jewlion made a mistake
[08:49] <t9> put it back on the thread
[08:49] <Waffle_> nothing more
[08:49] <t9> and said 'here is the pack for ddos'ing chanology'
[08:49] <t9> which in reality i changed it to ddos not420chan
[08:50] <t9> so its their own stupid fault
[08:50] <Waffle_> ah.
[08:50] <t9> for ddos'ing themselves
[08:50] <t9> and being alme script kiddies
[08:50] <t9> i didn't do shit
[08:50] <Waffle_> well I did not do a thing except flood for about 15 minnutes,
                  and ask ath what the fuck was going on.
[08:50] <t9> they tried to ddos chanology
...
[08:50] <t9> if they weren't trying to ddos chanology, if they weren't trying to
             start a war, they wouldn't have fucking ddos'd themselves
[08:50] <t9> waffles: i didn't post shit to enturb
[08:50] <t9> at all
...
[08:57] <t9> i've been to /i/ before, i've raided before, i just always was 
             actually really anonymous
[08:57] <t9> the chanology shit was awesome
[08:58] <t9> it wasn't some faggot /i/nternet /i/nsurgency, it was the real deal
[08:58] <t9> so i was like 'sweet, lets fuck co$' cause i'm 30 man, i remember 
             when they fucked up the biggest anonymous remailer on the internet,
             anon.penet.fi
[08:58] <t9> i did it for the lulz
[08:58] <t9> not for the e-fame

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