Enzyte
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Enzyte is an herbal supplement that Smilin' Bob says gave him a bigger penis. Its creator, Steven Warshak, got his whole family involved in a scheme to rob lonely virgins with small penises of their parents' money by charging their credit cards over and over again and never letting them cancel a monthly subscription for that shit, which is made of win. After raking in over 9000 grand they sadly all got caught by the FBI and last Thursday he was told to give up his ill-gotten gains and got 25 years: His hometown newspaper reports it all.
Smilin' Bob, whose visage hides a deep, dark secret.
The man behind the mask.
Seriously, guys believed that shit?
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