User:Eppigy
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Hello my name is Dave Casey.
[edit] Early Life
Dave Casey was born in Tampa Florida at St. Joseph's hospital on August 25th 1982. He was promptly put up for adoption by his nineteen year old biological mother. Due to complications in delivery or possibly because the dumb bitch smoked while carrying a child, our protagonist Dave came out blue, his blood devoid of oxygen. In the end everything turned out alright for our boy, and he was soon adopted by a loving family that could not have a child of their own. As time passed while their love for the new found son still flourished their love for each other became strained. Then something amazing happened. The mother became pregnant with a little baby girl. This paved the way for one of Dave Casey's most vivid childhood memories. One day little Dave heard shouting and screaming which was nothing new at this point. But upon entry to the room he quickly realized something was different. There lie his mother screaming and crying. When she saw her son had entered the room and now stood there mouth agape she began to scream over and over, "You see what your father does to me!?" This was evidently more than dad could take and he began hitting the pregnant woman in the stomach. In the end everything turned out alright and a little girl was born. Like many people before them lacking better judgment, they thought the new child may be the key to saving their marriage. Of course this was pure folly. After the abuse and adultery continued for far too long, the marriage was finally ended. At this point Dave had become quite the dark horse. Though he was quite different from his peers, having been changed by his early life, things remained semi-normal for quite some time. Barring of course some mild youthful violence.
[edit] The Beginning
Dave Casey is fourteen and hanging out with his good friend Adam whom he met while attending private school. They decide to go to the house of one of Adam's friends. Upon arrival Adam inquires as to the status of their acid(LSD) stock. It seems they have some to spare and soon Dave and Adam have both placed small blotter tabs on their tongue.
