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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Eri-sama, also known as Enara, Eri (or her most recent nickname Eri-cchi), and sapphiresama is a wapanese Naruto and Avatar fangirl. She's a sucker for anime, manga, Japanese faggot rock, Gackt, and everything from Japan. When she talks, she sounds like a stereotypical japanese schoolgirl the way they can be seen in any mainstream animu such as Inuyasha. Thus she's raping the english language by inserting typical weeaboo expressions in her conversations, such as "kawaii", "baka" and "gommenasai!". It's all just to show the world how much of an Otaku she is. This, of course, is laughable and sad. And as if that's not enough lulz on its own, she also calls her pals by nicknames all ending with "-san", "-kun", "-chan" or such as herself; "sama", to prove how mighty she is. But guess what: no one cares.

Her favorite things to do is drinking, fapping to yaoi, suck on pocky, cosplay and go attention-whoring on the internet. There she can meet thousands of weeaboos for her to interact with and discuss anime till her nose bleeds. ALL HAIL TEH INTERNETZ! (No, wait! She can do that on anime conventions too!)

NO WAIT! She actually went to JAPAN to do it! :O

Eri-sama's real name is actually Erika, and she's (sadly) over 20 years old, but the 12-year-old in her holds her captive in the past and won't let her leave childhood just yet. But she's not a weeaboo! She just happens to like japanese culture!

She claims that her eyes can change their color after her mood, and in her "self portraits" she draws herself almost as skinny as Kate Moss, while in fact she's a fugly fat jew.

“	Eye Color: Blue/ Gray [changes after mood]	„
—Eri-sama, survey

Eri also has an overblown ego and actually thinks she can draw...which is why she studies japanese to have her greatest dream come true: move to japan and make animu in a real studio. Among her idols is the infamous Tetsuya Nomura, who gets buttsex from Gackt. She also admires Gackt and is envious of his womanly beauty, something she doesn't know how to achieve (newsflash: excercise more and stuff your fat ass less). Naturally, instead of trying to do something about her weight, she wonders why no normal guy (I said normal, so basement-dwellers and weeaboos don't count) in their right mind wants to have sexy time with her.

Much lulz ensued when her response to being criticized was to delete ALL of her pictures from DevianTART, and made her LiveJournal Friends-Only. But according to her, this is just to keep indecent human beings away. But of course, any human being with a brain in their skull understands that this is all a very lame excuse.

Hilariously enough, Eri-sama is often found changing her opinions and views on different subjects depending on whom she speaks to. If it's a guy she happens to like (who just really dislikes yaoi), suddenly she will agree with him that yaoi is disgusting, immoral and wrong, and should be banned forevah! This brings massive amounts of lulz, since every single journal entry on her DevianTART account proves she watched (and most likely joined) at least 2 Yaoi clubs on the site (which she willingly and proudly showed off at the bottom of every entry).

But of course, when she realized this was brought to the light through ED, she quickly saw to having every single journal entry she ever made on DevianTART balleeted, in a desperate futile attempt to deny one of her (many) lies. Luckily, it's been screencapped and preserved as evidence of Eri-sama's hypocrisy. But hey, all you need is to look through the 30-something pages of her DevianTART favorites, and you'll see a couple of yaoi or shonen-ai pictures here and there, it's hard to miss. (But hurry, before she balleetes her favorites too!)

This weeaboo amazingly enough has an outstanding memory, the capacity only an elephant has. Not ONLY will she remember what happened in which episode of Full Metal Alchemist and Bleach, but she will also never be able to forget anything you ever say to her. Her amazing memory will store anything you tell her. Therefore, you ought to be Jesus Christ if you want to be her friend, and make sure you never EVER make one single mistake in her presence...ever, because she will never forget. She has a loooooooooooooooong memory. Forgive and Forget don't exist in her vocabulary, neither does Mercy. When she feels you have somehow insulted her awesomeness, she ditches your ass leaving nothing but a note that translates out to "You suck. Please go kill yourself right now". There are some people she just can't be in one room with, because they make her cry. She then says she will have nothing to do with those people, whatsoever. Though making friends with stalking those people's BF/GF/fiance/spouse is awwright.

And she wonders why she's being subjected to the lulz.

Contents 1 Eri-sama's likes and dislikes 2 Quotes by Eri-sama 3 Eri likes to PARTAY! 4 Eri is an Artist 5 Select "Art" by Eri-sama 6 Eri-sama's To-do list 7 See Also

[edit] Eri-sama's likes and dislikes

Eri-sama's hobbies include:

“	Bleach is love ^^	„
—Eri-sama, Expressing her love for Shonen on LJ

• Anime and Manga
• JAPAN!
• "Integrating" foreign words into the english language just to sound smart and cultured
• DDR
• Fapping to gay guys, Bishounen, Shonen-Ai and Yaoi
• Gackt (because he's an awesome singer because he's gay)
• Drawing stuff in Anime and Manga-style
• Drawing chibis because they are KAWAII DESU NE!!!
• Watching Avatar because it's sooooo KEWL (LOL Avatar isn't even japanese! OMGWTF call the waaaambulance!!11!). She only watches it for Zutara anyway.
• Sushi and onigiri and Ramen noodles, because it's japanese
• Fantasizing about guys from an anime or RPG
• Drinking, and getting drunk. It's funneh.
• Dreaming about secks
• Internet faggotry
• Furfags
• DevianTART No wait! she left
• Fantasy and Lord of the Rings; she likes to pretend she's a mystical creature from a fairytale.

But she just doesn't like:

• You
• Your Mom
• George W. Bush
• Techno. Because it's not real music; J-rock is
• Not being japanese
• Being fat
• Jesus Christ
• The Bible
• Lack of alcohol
• Lack of yaoi
• Getting drunk. "Her friends force her to". LOL disproved
• Yaoi. "It's nasty and wrong!" LOL disproved again. Nice try, lolcow.

What she thinks she looks like	"Anime" self-portrait	I taught you well, Eri-sama. Now you are a full-fledged Otaku! (Lol, notice how the sensei doesn't look too amused)	Ingredients for life
Japan, or GTFO!	What happened when she got enough of the lulz	Mmmm...lotsa calories, lol	I has a Onigiri fo' breakfast!!1!
Sumo, lol!	Peeeaaace! ^____^	OMG I ARE LIEK SOOO KAWAII I WEARS A KIMONO SO NOW I ARE A GEISHA :D :D :D	I has a japanese boy...or girl...or boy? Where are my Yaoi!?
She doesn't get enough of the "peeeeeaaaace!"

[edit] Quotes by Eri-sama

“	I LOVE MY MOTHERS FRIENDS :D :D :D They're all so liberal about alcohol consumption I just received a bottle of Ballantines Finest Scotch Whiskey Lol, envy me	„
—Eri

She loves her mother's friends because they like to get her drunk. LOL envy her!

“	ZOMG-!!! DON'T LOOK IT IN THE EYE!!!! IT WILL EAT YOU!!!	„
—Eri-sama

“	Hi, its lovely me again ;)	„
—Eri-sama

“	Erika -- [adjective]: Sexually stunning	„
—Eri-sama

Wishful thinking.

“	Thinking about: Sex	„

“	Can't they give me a sandwitch?!	„
—Eri

She would like two men at the same time.

“	I drink whenever I get the chance	„
—Eri-sama

Probably her most distinguished talent.

[edit] Eri likes to PARTAY!

Eri-sama will do anything to be seen or heard, but preferably both at the same time. If she doesn't brag about how much she's drunk, she will show off, and act like a 12-year-old to make sure they will pay attention to her in one way or another. If none of the above, then she will throw a party, or get herself invited to one.

Her favorite things to do on a party:

• Act generally bitchy to be in the center of attention (even if it's someone else's party)
• Act like she's Japanese
• Drink
• Talk about sex
• Drink
• Talk about anime and japan
• Drink
• Stuff her fat ass with pocky and candy (later wondering why she's fat)
• Eat all of the food, get really drunk and later remember nothing

She will go complain and cry to everyone she knows (and doesn't know), about stupid shit nobody cares about, which is usually fictitious talk concocted by her to defame a person she doesn't like, and turn herself into some pitiful victim (see: drama queen). Her retarded weeaboo buddies will all fall for her bullshit, while utmost few, 2% (the intelligent ones) will tell her to STFU and GTFO. Eri-sama also possesses an outstanding talent of acting innocent whenever she smells trouble. She will then put on her own version of the Puss look from Shrek 2, suddenly turning herself into a pitiful victim.

“	Stupidity amuses me	„
—Eri-sama, DevianTART profile page

Lol, what she said.

[edit] Eri is an Artist

Aside from creaming herself over japanese pretty boys having teh sex, she likes to write haikus (japanese poetry), and draw her Mary-Sue original characters. Since she's stuck in a fantasy world, thinking she's a japanese artist and all, developing her own style has never really occured to her. No wait! She DOES have a style: taking every mainstream anime and manga style she can think of, mixing them with Lord of the Rings, furries and there you go!

[edit] Select "Art" by Eri-sama

Typical example of a wannabe-anime character	Photoshopped into a "different" piece	Yo messin' with me, bub?	Mary-Sue alert!
Awww look at the gigantic eyes, so CUTE!	Gift for her imaginary sister	What's this? No blue hair, no cat ears, no tail!?

[edit] Eri-sama's To-do list

• Go to Japan
• Get laid
• Learn Japanese
• Draw Anime
• Cosplay
• Grow out of being a complete weeaboo
• Be less of a wanna-be
• Get a real boyfriend

[edit] See Also

Her Shitty Art LOL SHE LEFT!

Her account on JewTube

Eri's LiveJournal LOL SHE HID IT!