Erotic-death
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
"Erotic-Death" is a typical sixteen year old girl who suffers from LiveJournal-itis. The poor girl is under the illusion that the more bullshit she writes about her life, the better it will get.
She is known for writing blogs of up to 1000+ words, often with names like "Another of my infamous long-ass entries hehe".
Unfortunately, this title is not a work of fiction, and actually exists on her Live Journal page.
Needless to say, she is an emo.
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User Info
She claims her name is "Athena Bathory", presumably after a lulzy serial killer from over 100 years ago that lived in Bath, England.
Her interests listed include -
- [adult swim]
- anime
- classic rock
- drawing
- hentai
- horror
- manga
- metal
- peacocks (emphasis on 'cocks')
- porn
- reading
- ritz crackers
- shoe horns (...)
- sleeping
- writing (And talented she is too.)
Despite the fact she is obviously trying to appear 'open minded' and 'individual', she only succeeds in making herself look like a dick.
Blogs
Her 43 journal entries are reknowned as being lulzworthy throughout LJ, and her comments on her own blogs really reflect the state of her social life IRL.
This is just a typical entry to her journal. I have taken the time toput lulz-worthy quotes in bold font.
Another of my infamous long-ass entries hehe
A week ago I went to go see The Omen with Scott, his girlfriend, Ange, "The Heterosexual Guy", these two people I do not know at all but recognize from Fraser (I think their names were Becca and...I don't remember the guy's name hehe), Pete, Connor, and Jake. All of us were completely squeezed into two cars. It was...interesting hehe Me and Connor were first to be picked up out of us, Ange, and the Henkels. When they picked up Connor and I, Scott and his girlfriend were in front (Scott was driving), then "Mr. Heterosexual" (don't ask hehe I think his name is Jeremy) was in back with me and Connor (Connor was behind Scott, I was in the middle, then Jeremy). Then we went to go get Pete and Jake and Scott got out to go get them, and while he was inside, everybody was getting out of the cars and such, so Connor got out and got in the back seat of the other car, and I moved over so I was next to the window. When they came out of the house, Pete and Jake got into the back of the other car with Connor, Scott came back, and we left. Then halfway to Ange's house, Scott looks in his rear-view mirror, then suddenly looks kinda startled, and turns around and looks at me (WHILE DRIVING! hehe) and goes "Where did he go?!" I'm like "Dude. He got into the other car while you were inside...you're just NOW noticing this?" We all were laughing. Scott's like "Oh. I thought maybe he just like tucked and rolled." Jeremy's like "Yeah. he said the movie just wasn't worth all this." It was funny. As a side note, I would just like to say, this Jeremy friend of Scott's? Freakin' awesome. Kinda hot, too. I wanna hang out with him again. He was lots of fun. Anyways, next, we went to go get Ange, and we had like 50 minutes before the movie started, so we hung around in front of Ange's house for a few, then we got back into the cars (Ange was in the car with us between me and Jeremy since the other car was already full) and went to the theater, everybody got their shit, and we went in. The movie was ok, but not nearly as good as the original. But the fact that David Thewlis was in it made it all ok. I love him *swoon* He's so English. It's hot hehe And I had no idea he was in it, either. I saw him and was like O.O *gasp* I was pleasantly surprised. After the movie, we got back into the cars, and they took me, Connor, Jake, and Pete to our house. Jake and Pete spent the night. Everybody pretty much played Halo until about two, then Connor fell asleep, then Jake and Pete played until about three, then Pete fell asleep, then me and Jake chilled for a few, then we fell asleep. It was a very interesting night.
Then yesterday I went to Henri's graduation ceremony. I was so proud of him. I wanted to cry. I didn't. But, you get the point hehe Ryann graduated yesterday, too, so I got to see her. I haven't seen her in forever. I also got to see Big Rob, another I haven't seen in forever. It was a fun evening. Jake cut his hair! I wanted to cry. Me, Erin, Mike (not Oniones), and Mike's girlfriend were standing out front smoking, and Jake was coming outside, and I'm like "He cut his hair...there's nothing for me to grab now!:(" And Mike looked at me and goes "Is that your boyfriend?" (meaning Jake) and that just totally caught me off guard, that was seriously about the last thing I expected to be asked, so for a second I just stared at him with my mouth open. The I'm like "...no?" He goes "oh, ok..." then looked away. I think he thought I was lying. It was weird. Oh, I finally got to see all four Henkels in one place at one time! We even have pictures of it! I was so excited. Yes, I'm a loser, I know. After the ceremony, we all crammed into their car. I still have no idea how we did it. Their mom was driving, I was next to her, and then Drew, and in back was Henri, Ange, and Pete, and Jake was laying on their lap. He seems to do that a lot hehe In the car my mom called and while I was talking to her about how late I could stay out, Drew just ganked the phone, and made the plans with her for me. He took the phone and was like "Hi. This is the guy who came over without any pants." haha I'm like "Nice. I'm sure she'll really dig that..." hehe Then we all went to Denny's. I had some water, and didn't get any food 'cause of my weird thing about eating. At the end, they yelled at me and told me I got the most expensive thing hehe The boys were shooting spitballs at eachother the whole time. It was pretty freakin' funny. Their mom was getting pissed, though. That actually made it funnier hehe We saw Sherri. A third person I haven't seen in forever. Then we left and the boys were running around the parking lot shooting things at eachother. Their mom was like "Ok, Kasey and Ange can get in the car. You guys stay here." hehe Their mom's awesome. It was really fun. I love hanging out with them. It seems like everything I do these days somehow involves them. Now I feel naked without them hehe And now I'm going to call and see if they want to come over since I gave Jake money to buy smokes yesterday, and they got them last night, and I don't have any left hehe
Athena L. Bathory
Friends
Here is an entirely "non-fictional" conversation between her and one of her "friends" about a wicked cool par-tay that was going to happen.... With 10 people going.
litglowstick 2005-09-13 03:13 am Dood there will be like 10 people including you I think erotic_death 2005-09-13 03:26 am Really?! Holy Hell. Who else is going? Cripes. litglowstick 2005-09-13 03:30 am Brent Me Albert Mark Josh not that one quiznos or something and a few other people that Brent knows like Ashely Dempsy or something erotic_death 2005-09-13 03:41 am wow, damn. haha I know NONE of these people. I'm such a loser litglowstick 2005-09-14 01:32 am Sure why not. I sit in my room and masterbate all day I am teh loser too.
Needless to say, they all got drunk on cider and had a wicked cool time. In reality, they all sat down to a good MMORPG and quested.
Trivia
- She smokes, like, so much pot it is a wonder she's still alive
- She smokes, like, so many "fags" it is a wonder she's still alive
- She drinks, like, so much cider it is a wonder she's still alive
- She talks like, so much shit, it really 'is a wonder she's still alive.
Will someone please shoot this fucker?
External Linkage
- LiveJournal, Hello Live Journal.
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