EQ2Flames/Moar
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EQ2Flames is so full of lulz, that it needed another page. This is the other page.
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GeodesicDragon2k8, A.K.A. Hastely
GeodesicDragon2K8 is a Britfag/WoWfag who wants Encyclopedia Dramatica and EQ2Flames to be taken down. Apparently EQ2Flames would not drop the topic of him being a total fucktard, and comparing him to Hastely. This caused him to be incredibly butthurt. He has tried countless times to insult EQ2Flames and ED, but he failed miserably. One must note how he doesn't sound like the mascot of the Lucky Charms cereal because he's Scottish.
The Discovery
The original Hastely is some guy who posted a really long thread about EverQuest II stuff in general, including raids. This was in mid-2007.
Then, in October of the same year, in the Nagafen server forum section of EQ2Flames, there was a massive trollfest. Hastely posted a picture of an anus and got banned. When his ban was eventually lifted, he cried about being banned in the first place, and was banned again.
That was, until a poster called Sonne posted YouTube videos of GeodesicDragon, saying that he reminded him of Hastely. Nagafen all agreed that this fat retard did remind them of Hastely, and the resemblance was uncanny.
GeodesicDragon, however, noticed EQ2Flames linking his YouTube videos on the Nagafen section, and proceeded to flip the fuck out. He raged and raged, screaming that he was not Hastely, will never be Hastely, doesn't even know what EverQuest was and generally acted like a lolcow.
All was quiet until exactly a year later, he made another video, talking about how he will take EQ2Flames down. He then started to attack an ED user who mirrored the video. For those who can't understand Britfagese or feel the video is TLDW: the video consists of him being ignorant of the existence of EverQuest, a sudden burst of RAGE starting around 1:23, admitting his fatness around six minutes in, and hoping the EQ2 players die at the end of his tardfest. Calling him Hastely is like calling the Angry Homo Kid a homo.
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Was EQ2Flames afraid? Um, no. They proceeded to laugh their asses off, make British Chris-chan jokes, and raid his site's guestbook, forcing him to take it down (and eventually his site for a while, though it is now back up.) He is now one of the biggest lolcows of EQ2Flames history.
In fact, EDiots and EQ2Flamers alike agree that he is Hastley even though he really isn't.
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| —Hastely, admitting his fatness on EQ2Flames. |
EQ2Flames Lulz and Shitty Garry's Mod Comics He Made
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Extra Hastely Shit
- GeodesicDragon: Internet Warrior! EQ2Flames Rate-a-Retard thread
- His "comics"
- Account on EQFlames
- Account on AboutUs
- Account on the GMod Wiki since he is so super awesome at GMod
- He's an artist too...
- PHPbb forum post of his.
- Filefront account that he put his crappy Counter-Strike map on.
- Travian account. Obviously he is a virgin.
- He has an crappy Newgrounds account here.
Aeralik
Aeralik is a whiny developer for the MMORPG EverQuest II. He is known to have sex with players at conventions and make every class worthless whenever he feels like it. Rumor has it that he is a transvestite. However, nobody cares about the transvestite and the sex part, because he "nerfs" (see: castrates) classes in EQ2 and tries to make his own favorite class (an assassin) better. He's also disliked for getting EQ2Flames' fansite status revoked in March 2008, all because...
- A player posted Aeralik's character's name on the EQ2Flames forums.
- Aeralik, who accidentally was given mod powers, deleted said post.
- LFG told him that he wasn't supposed to have mod powers, but he'd [LFG] take the hit for the deleted post from EQ2Flames users.
- LFG created a poll to see if developers should have their character info outed or not.
- Aeralik flips the fuck out, and tells LFG this:
| —Aeralik, one immature posted |
This could very well be the reason why the LFG vs. Grimwell incident happened. Needless to say, a lot of EQ2 players decided that both Grimwell and Aeralik were huge jackasses. (However, Grimwell is actually a /b/tard, leading some to believe that maybe, just maybe, /b/ trolled EQ2Flames epically.)
The "Fire Aeralik" Petition Thread
On February 19, 2009, a user called Cracatoa made the "Fire Aeralik" petition thread. Somehow, Aeralik was soon demoted and his job was given to a woman called Kirstie. Eventually, a former EQ2 developer called Locke posted about his experience working at SOE. Apparently, there are a lot of office politics in the gaming industry. It's not about what you know, but who you know.
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 Part two! |
As of 7/13/09, Aeralik got his job back because Kirstie was transferred to work on SWG. Maybe Aeralik and Gage getting close at Fan Faire 09 had something to do with it.
Advice Aeralik
Even Aeralik gets to join the ranks of Advice Dog!
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Ajjantis
Ajjantis is yet another retard who tried to take legal action against EQ2Flames. It all started when he called for an "ignore" button for the forum unless someone actually moderated the Venekor forum section, and Niber immediately directed him to said feature. You'd think it'd end there, yes? Well, no. LFG was a little miffed with being accused of ignoring said Venekor forum section, and said that he'd never really bother with it (as it is the cool story bro server of the game, along with asking him to please point out why it needs to be looked at.)
Ajjantis brought up multiple threads, usually involving Shade (some German troll) posting giant images of beavers, posting in really, really old threads, typical troll shit. LFG closed the threads and said that if it kept up, he'd send a W.T. Snacks to Nagafen (and he swore to Jesus on this.)
Eventually, some pictures of Ajjantis himself, his girlfriend, and his fat, ugly nephew or son (Who knows or cares?) were posted. LFG was out of town and didn't get to it early enough. That didn't stop Ajjantis though. He was going to OMG CALL THE COPS!!
| —Ajjantis, flipping a shit. |
And LFG's response?
| —LFG, the Bible didn't say anything about that. But we still lol'd. |
Ajjantis once again freaked out on LFG, leading him to post this:
| —OHHHHHHH |
However, the thread was eventually moved to the Hall of Flames, even after people were nagging Ajjantis for the police file records. Of course, Ajjantis pulled a Dave Chappelle and didn't post shit.
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How to Not Cover Up Your Tracks
- Wait, applying for a WoW guild?!
- His first name and what his desktop looks like.
- EQ2 guild page, linking to his own personal website. GG.
- His own website.
Esachasa
Esachasa is a fat whore who tried to win over the hearts of the EQ2Flames posters on the "IRL Pic Thread" on April 23. By posting under the username Asasthana and included images of herself 'subtly' showing off her tits over here, she didn't know what she was getting into. Some people white knighted for her, and then the resident aspie, Gage, showed up with this:
| —Gage, with truth. |
Of course, some people felt bad for the lardy camwhore and said things like "but would you rather have a rain-thin cokewhore?" The thread soon turned into a weight-comparison type-of crap but ended right away as Esachasa posted herself in a swimsuit, along with saying this:
Gage raged and brought out the big guns right after Esachasa took down the swimsuit picture. He reposted the swimsuit picture, and dug into her Photobucket, recovering some sort of ID for a "darker" roleplaying forum. By "darker," we mean fetish stuff. Including bestiality.
And then, Trumak looked into her Photobucket and found this: a screencap of her profile on the Darker Roleplay forums. The white knighting practically ceased afterward.
Once again, the Internet learns that if you don't want people to find things, don't post it on the Internet.
On April 27, a Rate-a-Retard thread rose up here - and it turns out she's terrible at the game. You can also watch a clip of some random EverQuest II stuff and hear her talk about her dreams of fucking women and dogs in this video on xFire. The EQ2Flamers went to work... and found her MySpace page, her deviantART account, and be(a)st of all... her BeastForum account!
A couple days later, her dad's EQ2 name was found, and she soon deleted her Photobucket. Life ruination is very possible now... even buying a dog won't save her.
DO NOT WANT: The Gallery
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White Whale Screencaps
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Link the Harpoons
- EQ2Flames calls her out on Rate-a-Retard.
- Her EQ2Flames account...
- And her BeastForum account...
- ... and her MySpace!
- Her Photobucket!
- Some Darker Roleplay forums she uses.
- esachasa on DevianTART
The Sam DeathWalker Thread
In July 2008, on the Fires of Heaven forums, a courageous guy called Sam DeathWalker decided would create 26 accounts in World of Warcraft and play them all at the same time (this is called "boxing.") Apparently, he did the same thing in EverQuest. The FoH posters both cheered him on, lol'd at the fact that it would cost more than $700 a month to do this, or posted sayings such as "OK" and "yeah whatever." The thread turned into a heap of arguing over classes in WoW, people still calling him insane, etc.
You see, Padawan, something was just not right about this guy. Aside from the fact that he not only plays MMORPGs, nor not only does he play over 20 characters at the same time... it turned out that he has been FUCKING ARRESTED FOR ORAL COPULATION WITH UNDERAGE GIRLS. And boy was he proud of it!
| —Sam, on page 150 of his FoH thread |
Erronius, the guy who found out his pedo-adventures, mentioned that trying to get DeathWalker to admit he was a fuckup "[was] like squeezing blood from a stone."
Well, okay. A neckbeard pedo loser guy from WoW. you ask. So what the fuck does this have to to with EQ2Flames, a site based on EQ2?
Oh, it does, and how!
The thread closed after a year of 159 pages, and about a week later, it made its way to EQ2Flames, in the Everything Else section. The users of EQ2Flames, especially LFG, found this guy so fucked up, they transferred it to the Rate-a-Retard section of the forums. The people of EQ2Flames taunted Sam, asking him to come out and play with them. And he arrived on the fourteenth page!
The EQ2Flames users treated Sam the same way the Fires of Heaven ones did. Except Gage. Yes, the Gage that flamed that fat whale Esachasa. The same Gage who was getting a little too close to Aeralik. See a pattern here?
Gage white knighted Sam or something. People called him out on that, except maybe Kriptini, some 15 year-old boy who got into bitchfights with some Nagafen player. This went on for OVER TWO-HUNDRED FUCKING PAGES. Eventually, Gage, fed up with people calling him out on morals (for example, mentioning that he would fuck a 15 year-old girl, while he himself is 32 and lives with his parents,) played the "why are you picking on someone with Asperger's when you guys are trying to be all moral" card. Oh no, they were playing America's favorite game, Kick the Autistic!
As of now, the thread is still going. So is Gage OK for liking hawt 16 year-old girls? Is Oizen in the right for his fatherly instincts and telling Gage off? Who cares? Enjoy the lulz.
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 Gage admits he'd fuck a 15 year-old girl if it was OK. |
 An actual father gets pissed at people in the thread. |
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 Even she doesn't let that slip by. |
Fun Quotes
| —Sam; on being batshit insane |
| —Gage; on 15 year-old girls. |
Samdeathwalker.com
Sam DeathWalker even has his own site! You can pay forty-nine cents every six months to view super top-quality threads! I bet you're getting your credit card right now!
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