Esperanto
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Esperanto is a language created at least 100 years ago by a Jewish occultist communist bicyclist in an ambitious attempt to make a new international language, while improving on the superficial flaws of previous ones, like French and Latin. Now ignored by almost everyone except nerds and foreigners who are too stupid to learn English.
A pigeon language, combining aspects of AOL speak, Leet, and Klingon. It was created as a nationalist language for Easter Island, due to the fact that the previous dialect, Easteringer, was absorbed into the sand after a terrible monsoon, resulting in the formation of several hundred gigantic stone Voraphile cockmen.
Malkompleta lingvo, kombinanta AOL parolon, Leet, kaj la klingonan. Ĝi estis kreita kiel naciisma lingvo por Paskinsulo, pro la fakto ke la antaŭa dialekto, Easteringero, absorbiĝis en la sablon post terura musono, kio rezultis en la formiĝo de pluraj centoj da grandegaj ŝtonaj Vorafilaj negroj.
FACT: William Shatner starred in the only feature film ever performed entirely in Esperanto. But, just when you thought your give-a-fuck-o-meter had bottomed out, it turns out Blade: Trinity has Esperanto in it too. Truly an undead language.
Usefullness
Much like using Linux or writing Star Trek fanfic, learning Esperanto will get you beaucoups de laid by Aspie nerds. However, you don't want that. Or maybe you do. Who am I to judge?
Currently the language is only spoken on the tiny island nation of Esperanta, which was ravaged by Hurricane Katrina, since God was displeased with anything other than the divine language Ido being spoken there. This diminished the nation's supply of nutmeg; unfortunately, noone gave a good fuck.
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