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Eugenics

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$2000+ a day is what this person suffering from hereditary defects costs the People's community during his lifetime. Comrade, that is your money too.
$2000+ a day is what this person suffering from hereditary defects costs the People's community during his lifetime. Comrade, that is your money too.

Eugenics is the undeniable law that some people simply should never under any circumstances pass on their genes.Although there are many, many, many people who deserve his treatment for the sake of simplicity this article will focus primarily on those with Asperger's Syndrome as they are the most common type of sub-human on the internet.

Some people think that in order to save the planet, instead of ripping out their gonads, people should instead opt for vegetarianism. Such people are retarded and should be sterilized.

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Action T4

Although some people enjoy having such people around as they provide hours of entertainment and makes us glad that we are not one of them, sometimes neutering is not enough. Action T4 was a mission set out by a few enlightened individuals who accepted that some people are simply not worth keeping alive.


Arguments For

The argument for both action T4 and eugenics is simple: there are too many people with Autism.

People with autism, especially asperger's syndrome make life miserable for themselves and others (mainly others) and serve no purpose except to be used as sport by normal humans. Most importantly, not only does action T4 help people with assperger's by putting an end to their suffering it helps people who think they have asperger's, along with all the normal people who have to put up with them.

More and more people are misdiagnosing themselves as being autistic simply because autism is vey popular at the moment (just like ADHD and Bipolar disorder was in the 1990s) and they like to delude themselves into thinking their sad, non-existant sex life is the result of an incurable disorder and not due to the fact they are complete and utter fucktards who should have been smothered at birth.

As the autistic population swiftly dwindles, people pretending to have asperger's syndrome will quickly vanish. This will not only lead to less self-diagnosed morons, it will also make those who genuinely have autism easier to spot and eliminate. This is a win-win situation. After all, when everybody is special - it's not quite so special anymore.

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The annual cost of autistic disorder on the UK is at least £1 billion
 

 

—That's $1,631,001,826.76 (USA) as of 2009.

 
 
The average additional lifetime cost resulting from autism and associated learning disabilities is estimated to be £2,940,538
 

 

PER PERSON

 
 
The greatest costs are for living support (70%) and day activities (14%); much less is spent on education (7%).
 

 

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Arguments Against - Refuted

Some argue sterilizing people who should have died a long time ago is wrong. Although some enjoy keeping them as pets, others have the strange notion that they are equal to more intelligent and attractive members of the species. These people are called Leftards but they themselves are not subject to eugenics as they have no balls.


People with Autism/Asperger's syndrome often have high IQs

  • FALSE: People with asperger's syndrome actually have lower IQs than the general population. In order to be diagosed as a high-functioning autistic you only need to have an IQ over 70.


People with Autism/Asperger's syndrome are often extremely talented

  • FALSE: Idiot savants make up only a tiny fraction of those with autism - the rest are barely capable of holding a pencil or writing in their Deviantart journals without the use of thousands of annoying-as-fuck emoticons.


Thomas Edison and Einstein had Asperger's syndrome - this proves that Action T4 is wrong.

  • FALSE: Like idiot savants the number of people with autism who actually make some useful contribution to the world (like helping create the atomic bomb) is exceedingly small. Most leech off Welfare. Anyway, Einstein, Edison and most other alleged celebrity autistics are "thought'" to have had the disease only by Asspies themselves and their parents, unable to face the true horror of their screwed-up genes.


Autism may be a disability but it is not hurting anyone else.

  • FALSE: Due to their inability to empathise autistics are usually more violent than regular people, just like psychopaths.


I have asperger's syndrome and I find this deeply offensive!

  • FALSE: You do not have assburger's syndrome - if you did you would be too much of a social fucktard to notice people are disgusted by your behaviour.


Action T4 is cruel and oppressive.

  • FALSE: Asspies, like other candidates for T4, constantly complain about being persecuted right now, even though nobody is doing anything to them. Some argue that this is compensation for their boring lives, and that you should totally help make their dreams a reality.

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See Also

Why We Need Action T4:

Supporters:

Non-Autists Who need to be Sterilized:



Einsteinaspie.jpg Eugenics is part of a series on Aspies.




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