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Eugenics

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Luckily, most furries aren't attracted to humans.
Luckily, most furries aren't attracted to humans.

Eugenics is the undeniable law that some people simply should never under any circumstances pass on their genes.

Some people think that in order to save the planet, instead of ripping out their gonads, people should instead opt for vegetarianism. Such people should be sterilized.

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Evolution

Evolution kills off the lesser members of a species. Humans for some reason like to keep theirs. Although some enjoy keeping them as pets others have the strange notion that they are equal to more intelligent and attractive members of the species. These people are called Leftards but they themselves are not subject to eugenics as they have no balls.

Why we Need Eugenics

He looks about 8. She looks like his mother.
He looks about 8. She looks like his mother.

Nadya Suleman

Although science is supposed to destroy inferior humans, it has instead decided to give an entire litter of shitlings to a mentally ill single mother with no job.

Shota Daddies

Many children who are still too young to legally have sex are still spawning offspring after being raped by hideous hambeasts.

I got married last weekend

Sometimes ugliness alone is worth preventing certain people from having children. Many sex offenders are already punished by castration, and we should take our revenge on them for raping our eyes.

Those Who Support Eugenics

Retards

Why retards should not breed is obvious. Luckily however some are allowed to create smaller, uglier retards so dangerous drugs can be tested before being used on human beings. As well as saving the lives of humans that matter, it also means NOT testing on sweet, adorable little cats.

Childfree

Luckily some people are happy to sterilize themselves. To make things even better when put near any human child they have the deep, primal urge to rip it limb from limb.

BitingBeaver

Although there are plenty of women out there such as Hathor the Cow Goddess who seem to have this strange obsession with creating as many miniature versions of herself and saving the world with her saggy stretchmarked tits, others support the abortion of teenagers. Considering such teenagers can become parents themselves from the age of thirteen perhaps this is a good thing.

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