Every Topic In The Universe Except Chickens
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Every Topic In The Universe Except Chickens is a serious study about the problem of vandalism on wikis. It's main focus is Wikipedia, the free online encyclopedia that aims to bring the sum of all knowledge to starving girls in Africa.
And unlike other in-depth studies of this subject, the author actually puts forward a perfectly valid solution: Only allow vandalism in the article on chickens. Compared with the myriad of processes and tools currently used to police the vandalism, this is a solution that is so simple, even the chronic trolls will be happy to join in. Hell, some Capitalist Pig could even figure out a way to make money from it.
Of course, even with the backing of Fictional Jimbo Wales, the Wikipedos never went along with this idea, and thus, not only is this incredibly simple solution ignored, but the chicken article is semi-protected. That's what you get for suggesting a good idea to Wikipedia.
From the site:
"Friends, this goal is within reach. I give you a new Wikipedia. A Wikipedia evolved, a Wikipedia that lives in the here in the real world. A Wikipedia that makes just one tiny concession to vandals, a concession for the greater good. I give you Wikipedia 2.0, otherwise known as Wikipedia: Every Topic In The Universe, Except Chickens (Dot Com)."
