Everyking
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Everyking is an ex-Wikipedia admin and current user who was de-sysopped for stalking Ashlee Simpson even before she became legal and turning all the articles about her into love-shrines.
According to the restraining order she has against him, he is not allowed to edit any articles on Wikipedia about her.
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[edit] Wikipedia's first IRC chat
Logs from Wikipedia's first IRC chat
* everyking has joined #wikipedia <Larry_Sanger> Hi Everyking! Welcome to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia! <everyking> Hi <everyking> So anyone can start and edit articles? <jwales> That's correct. <everyking> Can I start an article on Ashlee Simpson? <Larry_Sanger> Who? <everyking> She's 16, and Jessica Simpson's sister. <jwales> Who? <everyking> A singer. <Larry_Sanger> Hmm...is she well known? <everyking> Who, Ashlee? Not yet, but she's got a great singing voice. In a few years, she'll be huge, you mark my words. <jwales> I'm not sure she's notable enough yet. Come back in a few years, though, and if she's well known then, feel free to create an article on her. <everyking> Ok, thanks. * everyking has left #wikipedia
[edit] Ashley Simpson Wiki
Everyking somehow got Wikia to ignore its rules of not creating a wiki for people if there's no interest and they got Everyking his own Ashlee Simpson wiki. This was back when he was sysop of wikipedia so they'll of course comply with his wishes just like Fred Bauder's largely unvisited water wiki.
Nobody edits Everyking's wiki except for vandals and even Everyking doesn't keep Ashlee Simpson's stuff up to date there and he just puts it in Wikipedia.
Still, if you're a stalker for Ashlee Simpson, you've got to have a fan page. http://ashleesimpson.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page
Unfortunately, it is on Wikia so it loses it's only possible potential as a useful wiki. This one thing would be as a depository for nudes of Ashlee Simpson and Wikia won't allow porn. Too bad, since Everyking probably has a lot and now he can't share.
[edit] History, starting a couple years after that
Everyking started his wikipedia account in February, 2004 and became an admin in May, 2004 making him one of the first administrators. He edited 24/7 but nobody gave a shit about him until 2005 when they discovered the dozens of obsessive fanboy articles he'd written about Ashlee Simpson. When other editors decided this was some creepy stalker shit, Everyking swung into action to protect his precious masturbation fodder, throwing massive screaming hissy fits any time someone dared to suggest that TOW didn't need separate articles for Simpson's album cover art. Since he automatically undid any edit anyone made to "his" articles, he eventually pulled a ban for excessive reverting.
His second arbitration occurred in April 5, 2005, which caused three administrators to give him mentorship (and to watch him so he didn't go after the Ashlee Simpson articles again). It also made Everyking hate Phil Sandifer (then using the name Snowspinner), who filed the second arbitration. Everyking had become quite butthurt by this bitch fight and whined about admin abuse and other administrators, mostly Snowspinner, were ganging up on him (OMG almost raped. Snowspinner then filed a third request for comment against him even though noone cared because they hated him too.
Everyking’s third arbitration was a rant about admin abuse which only caused the admins to put restrictions on Everyking’s account so he would STFU and stop complaining. Unfortunately it didn’t work and Everyking kept whining about it until he got himself banned at least 100 times.
[edit] De-sysopping
In November, 2005, The Wikipedia Review was created for the lulz and of course, Everyking joined because he loves bitching about TOW. Then, in August 2006, WordBomb, the TOW alias of Overstock.com employee Judd Bagley, ratted out SlimVirgin for editing the Wikipedia article on Gary Weiss. She had deleted revisions of the article, blocked the user Jkilla for supposedly being a WordBomb sock, and then protected it.
WordBomb made a big deal out of it and wanted to know what the deleted revisions said. Everyking claimed to have checked them, but MediaWiki admins can't view edit differences when in deleted revisions, so this was bullshit. There were ways for him to figure this shit out with freeware programs and wikifaggotry, but unfortunately he was just too dumb to do any of that thinking stuff.
Instead of using his brain, Everyking said, "I guess I could just post the full text and you could work out the differences yourself." Even the Review losers knew what a dumb idea that was, so Everyking didn't post anything, but he was already screwed by then. When a Wikipedia admin read the post and reported it he was LOL FIRED for being a dumbass. It turned out that SlimVirgin had only removed personal info about Gary Weiss to keep him from taking TOW to Internet court.
[edit] Nobody Likes You Go Away
On September 10 of 2006, he was again nominated for adminship, but did not succeed.
[edit] What Part of "Fuck off, the Cabal Hates Yo Mofuckin' Guts!" Don't You Understand?
Ignoring his ignominous defeat just a few months earlier, Everyking had himself nominated again in early 2007 but the hivemind decided to smash him. Liek Nathanr and so many other Wikipedia Review members, this man is particularly pathetic in that his whole bitch-and-moan routine on WR is only a reflection of his sad longing to show the world just how much greater the project would be if only he had the mighty banhammer back again. Unlike poor dear Nathanr, he hasn't been banned altogether, and now that the restraining order has been lifted he has returned to protecting his beloved Ashlee from the awful torment of copyediting. Like Nathanr, however, teh Wikipedia remains his prime obsession.
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