Evil
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Currently Known by all as Lucifer. But many have been thinking that he is actually good. But there is a new evil coming around with predictionists prophesising the coming of StefRoth (AKA STD - Scrappy The Dog) he has long grey hair and a face of a man.
He likes fancy swords and performs psychedelic dancing moves that is able to stun his enemies with amazement. He boasts arrogance with claims of his sexuality as being of a great prodigy. He possesses powers of alchemy and also powers that can coerce submissive bitches to bow at his presence. He thirsts revenge for those who had transgressed against his terresrial (earthly 3rd dimensional) form which is not currently possed by his Celestial ( unearthly further dimensional) form. Followers have formed a cult like religious belief calling themselves 'The Disciples of StefRoth'. Many opposers say that 'The Disciples of StefRoth' are doomed to slavery and damnation, which they inform that StefRoth is a two faced demon of evil that will cleverly bring the demise of both opposers and followers. Predictionists say there will be a great battle against StefRoth and another man who has been in the shadow of his presence and will bring the demise of StefRoth, who denies such claims.
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[edit] Alternative definition
Evil is created in factories. It is forged by adding tiny mistakes, incorrect labels and lots of advertising. The tiny mistakes lead to frustration, frustration leads to anger, anger leads to hate. (see Yoda). This has nothing to do with corporatism or evil boards of directors. The evil is created by lucifer (see above for a detailed description of the nice fellow) who sneaks out at night with his magic wang of frustration. He rides a sledge just like sante, but lotsa bigger with tint-windows and hot chicks in it. You experience this evil every day in the tiny things: WHY CANT I OPEN THAT FUCKIN BOX OF SERIALS! WHY IS THE LIGHT BULB BROKEN! FUCKING RED TRAFFIC LIGHTS! DAMN YOU ALL YOU FUCKING WHORES!
[edit] People Who Are Evil
- Jews
- BayHorseCrew
- All women
- Swedes
- You
