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Ewan McGregor's Penis

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Ewan McGregor's Penis (March 31, 1971, Scotland) is an appendage primarily known for its roles in art films. Ewan McGregor's Penis made his debut in Trainspotting; and has since appeared in The Pillow Book, Velvet Goldmine, and Young Adam. Ewan McGregor's Penis is not to be confused with its cousin Ewan McGregor's Beard, who had a cameo appearance in Star Wars Episode III:Revenge of the Shit and is at least 9000 years old.

Ewan McGregor's Penis is an actor of considerable range, and is currently portraying Laertes in a summer tour of Shakespeare's Hamlet. Ewan McGregor's Penis is also an avid collector of vintage percussion instruments, and his hobbies include sailing and contract bridge.

Ewan McGregor's Penis is also a secret admirer of Quasidan. As a matter of fact, there's a lot of evidence that shows Ewan McGregor's Penis wishes it was Quasidan's penis.

Ewan McGregor's penis is really fucking hot. I love it long time, many time. All the time.



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