Ex-Gay
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The "Ex-Gay" movement is the attempt by hardcore born-agains to pretend that they are no longer homosexuals. It is distinct from "Not Gay," in that the ex-gays actually acknowledge that they have been homosexuals. After years or even decades of promiscuous cum-guzzling, bukkake, fisting, felching, rimming, orgies, cock-worship, and numerous other bizarre sexual escapades, they read lots of Christian-focused books by other ex-gays, and attend endless support groups, in a futile effort to be normal "straight" men who can then get married to normal women. Some of the support groups are in real life, but many are online, which is simultaneously less sexy and more sexy. Many of them even attend a sort of "gay rehab," special re-education centers where they stay for several weeks or months of intensive de-gayification.
[edit] Straight life
Unfortunately, most of the ex-homos find it surprisingly difficult to find a woman to marry. Most Christian women (who are their target prospects, since they worship Jesus too) would not find it attractive for their husband to have been an enthusiastic participant in "the gay lifestyle," with all the red-hot flaming faggotry and penis porn that it entails. Some men, of course, lie about their past to prospective wives, and thus find their "mates," but these marriages are sexually frustrating and end pretty quickly. Others have "marriages of convenience" with ex-lesbians, but these relationships rarely work out. The vast majority return to their sodomy and cock-sucking after a couple of years at most.
Ex-Gay & ex-Lesbo happily married (to each other)
[edit] No longer gay gallery
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[edit] See also
- Ted Haggard
- Not Gay
- Exodus International
- People Can Change
- Parents and Friends of Ex-Gays
- New Hope Retreat
- Hope for Homosexuals
- Homosexuals Anonymous
- Desert Steam Ministries
- Not Afraid to Change
- Love God's Way (site of troll Donnie Davies)
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