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Existence

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Otherwise known as IRL, existence is a very popular MMORPG, created by Jesus or the Flying Spagetti Monster so he can laugh at how much humanity sucks. Existence or RL currently has approximately 6.6 billion subscribers, and that number grows daily, due to people's inability to properly use a condom, and in spite of mothers wanting to kill their children with rusty hangers.

The mood of Existence can vary greatly - from anger and depression to being gay. The rules of Existence are pretty simple; there is no stopping in Bat Country, and niggers have to ride in the back of the bus.

1 Reviews of Existence
2 Getting started
3 Storyplay
4 Features
5 Winning the Game
6 SPOILER
- 6.1 SPOILER About Existence
- 6.2 Quitting Existence
7 Things That Do Not Exist
8 See Also:

[edit] Reviews of Existence

" A Game like None before!" - PCWorld

" If I'm not on the Internet, I always play this game." - MG

" Coffe making has never been so exciting!" - Playstation

" Once I started to play, I couldn't stop any more!" - the Pizza Guy

[edit] Getting started

Once you buy the Game for GayStation, you must register o the Existence Servers for proper gaming. This can be only done by Invite of minimum 2 other Players, or by Accident. Loading the Game may take 9 months, be sure to find something to do instead.

[edit] Storyplay

You start out as an 'Infant', a malformed, parasitic species of 'Human' and have to try to survive the following years. Game hours equal real hours. You get only one life and no option to start again, unless you buy the extension 'Real Life - Reincarnation!'. You have to learn to use various instruments during your life and use them. Several seemingly unimportant ingame information ('school') can be of great help in the upper levels of the game.

The Storyline is individualized and told from a first person persective. There are billions of possible endings, depending of your choices in the game.

[edit] Features

Having completed the lower levels, you get access to unlimited features. Virtually anything can be integrated in Real Life. A pencile, for example, makes lines on paper. A bomb rearranges the setting. Real Life is not only a Simulation, MMORPG and Adventure Game, but also the biggest online chat in existence and dating-site. No NPCs (except for Fundies)!

[edit] Winning the Game

The Game cannot be won, you sucker (See Spoiler below).

[edit] SPOILER

[edit] SPOILER About Existence

Everything you've ever been told about existence is a lie. You have no destiny. God has no place for you. Living a virtuous life only gets you laughed at. When you die, there is no endless green meadow, instead you get sent to hell, to have your brain swallowed by Cthulhu. You know that guy who beat you up in the 8th grade? He is not going to be punished in the next life, regardless of how much you cry yourself to sleep over it.