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Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Ben Stein is catering to the target audience and graffiting what appears to be writing on an already illiterate school. Dressed like a sexually abused schoolboy to attract his target audience, catholic priests.

Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed is a "documentary" (moar like mockumentary, amirite?) created by an Epic Jewfail, Ben Stein, on how scientists are discriminating against inbred hicks for their belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

PZ Myers along with his BFF Richard Dawkins went to see a privet screening of the film as they were both in it, and in an absolute twist of irony PZ Myers was kicked out of the movie and then blogged about it.

Expelled is flopping in theaters, making only like 4 million dollars over 3 weekends, which is not a profit when you take into account marketing and shit. The makers of the movie are now getting desperate, and pleading with their loyal fans to go watch the movie again and again and again and again and again.

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[edit] OMG SCIENCE DID WTC

Ben Stein decided that science is responsible for all bad things evar. He has been quoted as saying

"When we just saw that man, I think it was Mr. Myers, talking about how great scientists were, I was thinking to myself the last time any of my relatives saw scientists telling them what to do they were telling them to go to the showers to get gassed … that was horrifying beyond words, and that’s where science — in my opinion, this is just an opinion — that’s where science leads you."