Exterminatus Now
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Exterminatus Now is a typical furfag comic that somehow managed to combine Sonic the Hedgehog and Warhammer 40,000 into one ungodly mess. The comic, due to the fact that it liberally uses old memes and involves various transvestite animals and half-naked furry asses under the name of "Good Writing" naturally has a retarded cult-like following involving various furfags. These furfags congregate in their extremely awesome InvisionFree forums to discuss their pathetic existance they call lives, while making old and outdated jokes and ruining memes.
Ignoring their small and retarded fanbase, the creators of the comics share the same shit sense of humor in addition to the same shit style of art. While they're not busy being ANGRY and talking in ALL CAPS, you can occasionally find them on their Furfag forums communicating with the autistic teenagers regularly found on the boards.
The disgrace was first brought to the public eye sometime around March 2006 by none other than the Something Awful forum goons. A year later on November 18th, this piece of fail was slowly forgotten under the sands of time until a /b/tard found this retarded-as-hell fancomic and decided to post it on /b/, and egged on for a raid. Although first met with skepticism, eventually a raid formed and managed to temporarily shut down their forums. As of now, the spamming has just begun, and /b/ is waiting for the delicious victory that will eventually come to them, and finally rid this cancer off the face of the fucking Internet.
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[edit] The History of the Drama
Around 2003, the webcomic was founded, and kicked-off with a plot around the fursona's of the comic creators going on an inquisition to capture some shapshifting creatures who managed to transform into lesbian furry chicks who proceeded to make hot lesbian love and transform into tentacle-raping monsters. No really. I'm not making this up. Afterwards, similar wonderful plots were being produced, but now with the addition of rants by Lothar Hex, a semi-robotic Britfag hedgehog with a bad case of Down's Syndrome.
Sometime around 2006, Something Awful discovered this fucking gem of a site and decided to put it on public, leading to a temporary surge of lulz and win. However, although the community sealed itself off from a world outside of furries since then, the small sick universe was rediscovered by a /b/tard on November 18th, 2007, who after observing the critical levels of faggotry present on the site, decided to ask the help of Anonymous to attack the site and completely break the egos of the artists and administration involved. Although taking some time to get involved, spamming of Goatse and Pain Series for about 15 minutes lead to the forums to be temporarily shut down, while the administration proceeded to shit bricks over how are they going to handle 4chan serving their asses on a silver platter.
The site is currently entering a process of getting royally raeped without anal lube, as the artists will soon discover the unloving and unforgiving cock of the Internet Hate Machine.
- NOTE: The site affiliates with DC Simpson's Ozy and Millie furfag shit.
[edit] The Administration and Forum Members
The administrators and creators of the comic are a team of 4 obese British men sharing their mental masturbation onto the internet in the form of a Sonic comic: Their team consists of the following:
- Lothar Hex- When not busy writing the 5 or so lines of script on Notepad, he is found making rants about old shit that nobody cares about anymore. His tools used in the production of his literary works are CAPS LOCK and Maddox articles. He has the fursona of a Cyborg Echidna (Very original) and a furry girlfriend. He loves to boast about how awesome and original Family Guy is, completely unaware that each episode is a combination of 80s/90s pop culture reference + cliched family conflict. Typical Internet Tough Guy.
- The Virus- An artist who's knowledge of art comes from those "How to Draw Sonic" pages found at the end of most comics. Outside of having Aspergers and drawing sonic characters, he's fairly dull. Has the fursona of a rat.
- Eastwood- Some guy that I don't even know what the fuck he does. He describes himself as "Slightly Obese", is working on a novel, and does some shit here and there (Read: every liberal arts major). He has the fursona of a grey fox (HOW ORIGINAL), and is basically a useless douche.
- Rogue- Weeaboo. Takes the fursona of a Japanese cat.
Instead of going into detail of the specifics of forum members, I'll just categorize them using an analogy. Do you have that one guy at work who's kind of fat, wears Hawaiian T-Shirts, and tells jokes like he's God's gift to comedy? Add in "Furry" into the sentence and you have just about 100% of the forum userbase.
Oh, and they're all Britfags too.
[edit] Trolling Exterminatus Now
Sometime during '04/'05, the only known effective way of trolling Exterminatus Now was to call them furries and watch them moan butthurt whenever you did something. However, either a retarded Christfag or a divine troll by the name of lankywolf found that the most effective way of trolling was to go in the forums was to get into an argument of how accurate the Bible is when it compares to science. This method is super-effective against the Internet Tough Guy Lothar since he will always sprinkle his sentence with Bold, Caps lock, and red flashing text to make his argument more valid. Touching Creationism vs. Evolution is a classic, but anything revolving around the apocalypse, gay people, and Jesus is really effective. Who knew that the same method that worked on YTMND could work on a similar retarded place such as Exterminatus Now?
Another method which has proven to be great for trolling, is to make topics involving either gun control, socialized health care, or the difference between European and American education. The glory in these trolling methods, is that the forums are basically divided into Britfag vs. Americunt, and numerous patriotic arguments have arisen from that major schism in the userbase. Playing on these weaknesses basically causes the entire forum to split into two sides and have an argument that will last as long as the thread does, and will basically make everybody into your own personal lol-cow.
Of course, drawing all of the main characters in one big gay orgy works incredibly well. The best way to execute this though, is to not post it on the forums, but to upload a parody gallery on Deviantart complete with satirical journal entries along the way, and then to post the link to that on the forum.
If ever trolling, simply restating the fact that they are furries will drive them completely off the handle until they ban you. Although incredibly simple, it is extremely effective due to the userbase consisting of smug pseudo-intellectuals,
[edit] The Plot of a Typical Comic
[edit] Current Forum Status
Current Status: Down due to pillaging. Raiding isn't over yet, though. Update: Currently the forums are online, and have disabled public registration and guest viewing of the forums. The forums are officially gated away from the rest of the internet. Rejoice.
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