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In olden days, "truth" used to mean something very similar to fact. OK, maybe it never happened, but for now we will not question the truth-value of the previous statement.
Truth is now often simply a matter of opinion, utilized primarily by a few philosophers and self-serving lawyers. Some philosophers and other similarly confused people prefer to refer to "consensual reality" to differentiate it from nonconsensual reality.
For a brief introduction to consensual reality, please see the article on common knowledge. And remember that 98.467% of the time someone is right and you hate that and exclaim it's a lie, it's really the TRUTH.
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[edit] Things Generally Known to be True
-Everything on ED
-You are a virgin.
-O.J. Simpson did not do it.
-You can not divide by zero.
-Stump fucks (or makes love to) Wentz. Duh.
-JEWS DID WTC
-The Areas of My Expertise
"Truth" can also refer to the anti-smoking marketing campaign created by Malboro after they lost some hugeass lawsuit to the United States Government. The purpose of the campaign is to make anti-smoking campaigns look stupid to teenagers. Despite this, the Canadian government used the Truth campaign as the basis for its "Stupid" campaign. (No, I'm not kidding.)
[edit] DA TROOF
Not to be confused with the watered down mockery that crackers now call "truth", DA TROOF is a term by which one Negroid-American affirms the validity of a statement, usually made by another Negroid-American, but sometimes also used by Negroids to deride Mexicans and assorted other subversives, such as Mexicans.
Example Usage:
- "I'm talkin' 'bout DA TROOF, my nigga."
- "That shit be DA TROOF, yo."
Please Note: DA TROOF is invariably typed in all caps to confirm its authority.
[edit] PEOPLE AND THINGS THAT SPEAK THE TRUTH
- Stephen Colbert
- George Washington
- Dubya (srsly)
- The CIA
- Anybody on the Internets
- Your Mom
- JEWS DID WTC Ain't that the truth!
