FPS
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FPS can mean:
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[edit] First Person Shooter
FPS stands for "First Person Shooter" (or Frames Per Second, see below), a very popular game genre due to its properties of allowing nerds to act tough. They do not rely on a storyline or plot that makes any sense to people who are not basement dwellers, but instead focuses on trying to animate weapons that rape the laws of physics. Throughout a FPS-game you will be constantly assaulted by enemies of any sort, for no apparent reason. According to Conservatives, FPS-games, music, white sneakers, and anything not in the bible are offensive. FPS-games are made by the formerly bullied, for the currently bullied, to train them for the oncoming mass slaughter they are going to create at their local school. Because Hillary Clinton hates training, she wishes to ban them.
[edit] Frames Per Second
Frames Per Second is a hypothetical measurement of the number of updates a computer is able to make when rendering whatever porn you're looking at. Not to be confused with refresh rate, which is the number of times per second the monitor displays one's porn. In other words, frames per second is how fast the smut changes and refresh rate is how quickly it flashes - burning itself into your retina and subconcious. In practice, FPS is a term used to help gamers be more diverse in their constant stream of complaints.
Examaple: TW4ea|< says: 0h my g0d my FPS sux0r5!11oneoneone. Original: TW4ea|< says: 0h my g0d _L4G_!11oneoneone.
Gamers will often provide written, verbal, and photographic evidence of the current FPS-power-level of his means to get porn even if such a request has not been raised. No one knows why gamers feel compelled to do this, but it is believed to be due to their small shriveled penii.
[edit] Games where low FPS is used as an excuse for shit skills
- Counter-Strike
- Furcadia
- Unreal Tournament
- Halo
- Call of Duty
[edit] FPS? Refresh rate? Lag? Ping? It's all so confusing!
PROTIP: Many n00bs don't know the difference between them because they grew up playing online on consoles. They'll complain about lag with a ping of 30, or whine about their FPS while their ping spikes over 400. You might hear one of these gamers say things like "wtf is wrong my fps is broken.. brb just finished downloading photoshop im going to install it. im getting 2 gb moar ram tho" These days many dedicated gamers and clan leaders play with pings of 250. Now, as a n00b, you might wonder what this is all about. Well you can keep wondering because I'm not going to explain it so fuck off and gb2 xbox.
[edit] Faps Per Season
A measurement of ability for male pro masturbaters. Often compared to SLG (Spatters Last Game) when attempting to asses the possible outcome of the next Limp Bizkit game. Sometimes applied to other professions such as monks, beggars, and se(a)men. Written SPS (Schlicks Per Season) for girls.
