Face-painter

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A "painted" picture. Sexy, amirite??

A typical face-painter. What a pimp.

ZOMG FACE-PAINTING IS AWESOME!

A face-painter is an interesting sort of sick fuck that populates the darkest reaches of the internets. Face-painters are men who print womens' MySpace pics (nevar pr0n) and fap on them. Then they take pictures of the cum art and upload it onto MySpace. Apparently they get some sort of arousal out of this. In reality, they just have a fetish that resulted from not getting out enough. Normally (but not always) heterosexual, face-painters range in age from Pedobear targets to Pedobear's parents. Most are fat and/or have small cocks. They never network and collaborate to produce even moar art.

1 History
2 Known Face-painters
3 How to Spot a Face-painter
4 IRL Face-painting
5 Enemies of Face-painters
6 Niggaz and Face-Painting
7 Gallery

[edit] History

Face-painting was discovered at least 100 years ago in ancient Japan. The practice spread throughout Asia, though it is now uncommon among AZNs except IRL. In recent years, face-painting has become the favorite hobby of internet sick fucks and 13-year-old boys alike.

[edit] Known Face-painters

Tom Anderson is a face-painter.

-Michael Jackson

-Anyone who lives in France

-Anyone who lieks Hentai

-You

[edit] How to Spot a Face-painter

On MySpace, lurk moar until you find someone with a naem liek "pic blaster". They only add women, which is funny because everybody knows there are no women on the internet. Anyone who says they cum on pics is also a face-painter. Most of them add a lot of camwhores, sluts, 16-year-old girls, traps, and the occasional loli or piece of jailbait, though most of these get underage b& because Tom Anderson haets them. While face-painters consider their art to be family-friendly fun, the MySpace police think it's serious business and go around murdering innocent face-painters. Though facing the equivalent of fursecution, face-painters have balls (unlike furries), and thus survive the constant internet humanitarian attacks directed at them.

[edit] IRL Face-painting

IRL face-painting.

Commonly known as bukkake, this is every 16-year-old girl's biggest turn-on. Chris Crocker (left) is a fan of doing this to himself since nobody would go near that tranny sack of shit. Bukkake is commonly practiced by niggaz with white women.

Chris Crocker lieks to paint his face IRL.

[edit] Enemies of Face-painters

-Niggers

-Mexicans

-Most homos

-Internet humanitarians

-God

[edit] Niggaz and Face-Painting

Niggaz would be face-painters, but they're all too stupid to figure out how to use a printer.

[edit] Gallery

Crystal Shinkle was painted.	MySpace: A place for face-painters.	IS THAT LOLI??	Painted by a pedophile.
She was asking for it.	Even fat bitches get painted.	What is that woman doing out of the kitchen?!1	Art in its purest form.
GIMME MOAR	Face-painters are obviously desperate.	Painting pictures is like having an imaginary girlfriend you see OL.	Someone has a foot fetish.