Fag

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Some fags are so faggy, they are mistaken for ugly girls. But don't be confused, this is a true fag.

Tempting people with early Pro-fag propaganda

A different type of fag

Bassoon, a phallus-shaped musical instrument, goes by the inocuous moniker "Fagot" in many languages, including, you guessed it, Dootsch.

Fag can refer to:

1. The famous Muzak Fagits!
2. Will Beback
3. A term of derision/endearment. Your affiliation/location followed by the word fag; eg EDfag, Amerifag, newfag, Gaiafag
4. Homosexual
5. Emo
6. You
7. Paul Wehage
8. Atheist
9. Tony Blair
10. Anyone who breathes through their mouth
11. Anyone 0n not4chan
12. Anyone on 4chan
13. 711chan staff
14. Williz
15. Teruchan
16. Dildo Lover
17. AIDS victims
18. A bundle of sticks
19. A cigarette, in some cultures
20. Anyone who gets pwn'd or receives a 1up mushroom.
21. A kind of meatball [1]
22. A regular on the ED IRC# Dani Faulk
23. Persons born on the last thursday before last.
24. theredskull
25. Bigbadron
26. A Maggot
27. Chris Crocker (more like Chris Cocker, amirite?)
28. Your mom
29. Pantaloons
30. Confession
31. Anyone with a myspace
32. Anyone with a Livejournal
33. Anyone
34. G00ns
35. Ewoks
36. Juggalos
37. George W. Bush
38. Elton John
39. DaftWally
40. Bikerfox
41. Stickkam users
42. you
43. High school Drama whores
44. Anyone who plays runescape. period. .
45. NinjaWeasel
46. Oldwindybear
47. Harris and Klebold
48. Tom Cruise
49. Someone who edits this page

Faggotry is a word somehow derived from the word carpentry.

• Carpentry is the art of making things out of wood and nails, which is what Jesus did up until the Romans showed him what they made out of wood and nails.
• Faggotry is making people INTO faggots, and is what Jesus did on the weekends.
• Faggotry is also making homosexuals into filthy whores by directing them to sites like gay.com and Just Us Boys. Filthy.
• Faggotry may also be used to describe the act of losing really really bad against a friend. For example, your buddy just beat you so bad in Tekken it was like being gang raped in a prison shower. Your friend committed Faggotry.
• Haunting Echoes members

[edit] Faggot Tree

Classic image macro for use in cases of extreme faggotry.

The Faggot Tree grows a new branch every time a person (or organization) does something faggy. At its current rate of growth it will consume the known universe by Last Thursday. Which means you better pull your cock out and cock slap your mother.

Events in which multiple branches were added to the Faggot Tree:

• Your birth
  
• The formation of the Gay Straight Alliance
  
• Jesus' immaculate conception
  
• The Lawlocaust
  
• A new Furry joins the furfagdom
  
• Women's suffrage becomes legal
  
• Moby Dick by Herman Melville is published
  
• The invention of Broadway plays
  
• m00t unleashing /r9k/ on 4chan

[edit] Faggots in Literature

Faggots are well known to have influence in the billowy curtained boudoir of Literature. Adversely, some Nelly novelists divert their attention to lax restricted wiki's and display a roman shower of faggotism by writing entries similar to and including the following example.

[edit] FurFags

FurFags are widely known for their ability to even comprehend the artwork of a fox with eight dicks, fourteen vaginas on their chest and a dildo in each of their 5 assholes. They sometimes even dress themselves in fursuits, to make themselves look like a fox, or some other gay anime shit. FurFaggotry also utilizes Rule 34 to rape the absolute shit out of our feeble childish memories.

Faggots can be found in every type of habitat.

How a FurFag Is Made

In the sixth grade there are two kids, Joey Pomeroy, and Jimmy. Jimmy is a homo. They both get the assignment to do a report on the cheetah. Joey and Jimmy go to each others' homes and study long and hard. They even find out where cheetahs live and eat. The next day, they turn in the report, and their teacher, Mrs. Williams, gives them an A+. They are both extremely excited. Joey decides that's the end of it and goes on with his life, but Jimmy stays up all night making a cheetah costume with a little hole for his penis so he can have sex without taking off the fursuit. He then becomes an artist and draws pictures of a cheetah with four penises and three vaginas fucking the absolute shit out of a tiger who has a dildo implanted on its head and seven tits and three dick-nipples. Thus, in Jimmy, a furry is fucking born.

What the FurFag Thinks: YIFF YIFF SCRITCH SCRITCH SCRITCH OMFG LULZ LOL I THINK I'M A FUCKING HORSE WITH FOUR HUNDRED DICKS ON MY FOREHEAD NIG NIG NIGGAAAA

What You Think: YIFF IN HELL FURFAG

[edit] How Can I Tell If I'm A Faggot?

Faggotry has been around since the beginning of time itself.

If you think this are sooperiur skillz in fotoshop then you might be a fag.

You are a faggot if you answer yes to any one of the following questions:

1. Are you Farlo?
2. When you were born was another branch added to the faggot tree?
3. Do you like buttsecks?
4. Do you post on /r9k/?
5. Do you listen to Trivium?
6. Do you fantasize about buttsecks?
7. Do you fantasize about Michael Jackson?
8. Can you not stop watching meatspin?
9. Do you have a myspace or livejournal?
10. Do you get all butthurt when someone disagrees with you?
11. Do you find this arousing?
12. Are you a furry?
13. Does pussy disgust you?
14. Do you have unusually developed sphincter control?
15. Do you wash your hair every night?
16. Are you a pretentious little faggot?
17. Is your name Jesse Harrison?
18. Are you a child molester? (Note: molesting kids of the opposite sex does NOT make you any less of a faggot)
19. Is this your desktop background?
20. Is IRL another MMORPG for you to suck at, unlike WoW?
21. Are you a vegetarian?
22. Did you read this whole list?
23. Did you hate this Rapping Nigga

[edit] Fags on IRC

<jackbos> Can I make him dance and stuff?
<eppigy> you can make my dong dance
<jackbos> I don't even need a powerword for that.
<eppigy> true
<jackbos> All I need is my lubed up quivering anus.
<eppigy> wow
* eppigy has left #ed

Behold raw faggotry at work.

[edit] Examples

For a some fine examples of faggotry, see everything on LiveJournal and 4chan and HellsAngels.

One of the finest examples of faggotry is the group God hates fags who, ironically, have been so ghey that people join the other side just to piss them off.

Ewoks are known to be faggot furry hell spawn.

TaKIDO is a faggot.

[edit] If you X, then you're gay

Faggin' up the article

This is faggotry, in the metaphorical sense.

1. If you are Lebanese then you're gay
2. If you are ecstasy then you're gay
3. If you speak french then you're gay
4. If you don't like mudkips, you're gay
5. If you hold a press conference to tell people you're not gay then you're super gay
6. If you post an old meme, you're gay
7. If you're a kike, you're gay
8. If you write or read fanfiction, you're gay
9. If you're against the death penalty, you're gay
10. If you wouldn't hit it then, you're gay
11. Worshipping Jesus makes you gay (no doubtably)
12. If you say no to drugs, you're gay
13. If you know how to pronounce the name 'Ayn Rand', you're gay
14. If you masturbate to childrens programs, then you're gay
15. If there is porn of it, then you're gay
16. If you do, watch or like martial arts, you're gay
17. If all chinks don't look alike to you then you're gay
18. If you don't hate on a playa then you're gay
19. If you're a mormon you're gay
20. If "LOL" is part of your lexicon and you use it IRL then you're gay
21. If you're "asexual" you're really gay
22. If you're from France, Germany, Italy or any country in western Europe then you're gay
23. If you're a newfag, you're temporarily gay (there is a cure)
24. If you dont know the cure for Newfag-ism, your gay
25. If you're from the USA, you're uber-gay
26. If you're British, you're gay
27. If you are sucking a cock right now, you could possibly be gay.
28. If you're still reading this, then you're gay. (unless you contribute to it in the end)
29. If you noticed that all I'm doing is repeating "if you X, then you're gay" , then you're gay
30. BRB Church
31. If you type the previous line in an IRC, you're gay
32. If you know what an IRC is, you're gay
33. If your girlfriend is fat, you're gay
34. If you go swimming a half hour after eating, you're gay.
35. If you're a nice guy then you're a gay perma-virgin.
36. If somone has ever hurt your feelings, you're gay
37. If you have feelings you're gay
38. If you have ever acted in, directed, written or even seen a play then you're gay
39. If you're Maddox you're gay
40. If you are Khaz you're REALLY gay
41. If you have long hair then you're gay
42. If you wear girl's pants, you're gay
43. If you drink tea, you're gay
44. If you made me a cookie but eated it, you're gay.
45. If you haven't seen every single episode of House, you're gay
46. If you "experiment" then you're gay
47. If youve ever seen and liked Anal, you're gay
48. If you post an old meme then you're gay. Oh wait, have we had that one already?
49. If you think this is getting repetitive then you're gay
50. If you speak 1337 IRL, your gay
51. If you cut yourself, you're gay
52. If you poetry you're gay
53. If you are pro-ana, you're gay
54. If your favorite hors d’oeuvres item is a cocktail weiner, You're gay
55. If you know what hors d’oeuvres is, then you are REALLY gay
56. If you can't differentiate between "Your" and "You're" correctly, you're gay
57. If you believe any of this shit, then you're gay
58. If you like Naruto and Bleach, you're indeed gay
59. If you're gay and offended by this and try to delete it, you're gay
60. If you're gay and you didn't know about it so I'll tell you anyway, you're gay
61. If you have Lupus, you're gay
62. If you think this is offencive and don't click here, You're gay
63. If you belong to those who wrote this article and forgot to mention the faggotry of furries you're gay
64. If you forget to swallow, you are gay
65. If you are in a position where you can choose to swallow, you're gay
66. If you don't do it like a Viking, you are gay
67. If you read this and believe any of it, you're GAY.
68. If you don't push back during anal, you're hypercubed gay.
69. If you're a fat ass weeaboo that cosplays, then you're gay.
70. If you are a jew who is pround of his or her faith then your "Quoted Gay" - dam jew
71. If you obsess over Yu-Gi-Oh (the game or anime) and need to be a douche to other people about it, you are 3 Blue-Eyes Gay Dragons fused into Blue-Eyes Ultimate Gay Dragon."
72. ????
73. Profit!

[edit] Faggot Facts

The faggot police are on patrol!

• Faggots were called "savoury ducks" in the Middle Ages
• Faggots were named after the Latin word for bundle
• Faggots were originally made with pig's liver and offal
• Faggots are now made from pork liver and pork
• Fans have published the Good Faggot Guide
• You can find faggots here. Visit them.

[edit] Faggotry = Cool?

In some cases, raging fags have been known to be cool. They were usually straight, though, just acted like fags. Many people on the internet looked up to them; they were their idols. This is especially true on DevianTART. Many straight artists who act like fags are actually quite popular.

[edit] Difference between homos and faggots

A typical faggot.

Can't get gayer than this!

The short version: homos practice their sickness in private and keep it that way, faggots flaunt it and demand to be treated as normal.

The long version: faggots may exhibit one or more of the following behaviors:

• Wearing that stupid rainbow shit.
• Making out with another guy in public.
• Talkingth liketh thisth.
• Marching in a "gay pride" parade, typically in silver speedos or some other hideous faggot costumery.
• Demanding that a gay tax be passed, also known as, gay marriage.
• In short, failing to stay in the fucking closet where they belong.

When confronted with a faggot, do not attempt to reason with him. If possible, take video of his faggot rantings and put it youtube to entertain the rest of the faggots. They like watching their own kind.

[edit] Faggots in Today's Society

Fags in the media! Who'da guessed?

Nowadays because of fucking liberals and hippies, every straight person has to love and accept fags. If you ever punch a fag, it is a hate crime instead of just them being an annoying piece of shit.

Anyone who dislikes fags is considered a homophobe because it's inconceivable that you would dislike them for a reason other than being scared of them.

Gay-loving cities affectionately refer to themselves as "free-zones"—a horrible misnomer considering you are not free to say anything mean about fags, and you are forced to pretend to like them.

[edit] Gallery of Faggotry

Zomg, Über super fantabulously gheyyyyy!!!!111	Fag Tool.	Dildo Lover	To become a faggot, you must enter this tunnel
Or this tunnel	IN SOVIET RUSSIA: EVERYONE =FAGGOT	A typical faggot	Sighting of four faggots
Over 9000 faggots are eaten in the UK every day	The Military-Homosexual agenda at work.	The Reigning King	300 is fine too.
Another surefire way to distinguish a fag: Noticeable disdain at being raped by sexy cumwhores (not camwhores)	Fags love their pink balloons.	Fag	The Faggot Family!
	Abortion for great Justice!	If they're emo, they're a fag.	Uh oh, looks like someone's been trolling this faggot.
Notice how the breasts and the belly fat are clearly visible.	The guy on the left's BF	World famous faggot, Randy Orton enjoys a reach-around from his husband, John Cena.	Faggotry knows no borders.
Americans love teh gheys	where he frum?	cowboy fag	A furry faggot
chris johncock		Bitches don't know about sam's faggotry	Sniper's-eye view of a fag

[edit] See Also

• Fagolescence
• moot
• mods
• alex wuori
• g00ns
• web 2.0
• Anti-anonymous
• Bigboxbear
• Bros B4 Hoes
• Emosexuality
• Gay hanky code
• Chris Crocker
• Tom Galloway
• Confession
• Fag Enabler
• Hamlover
• List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins
• Mrduckbear
• Jake Marsh myspace
• Nifty.org
• RUSKOxSTAR
• Steve MacIsaac
• Trap-kun
• trolltalk
• Fitlads
• Sharolaid
• Joshua Stokes
• Brandon Hayward
• Daylon Schindler
• This Guy
• And this wanker too.

[edit] External Links

• BBC News: Family of Faggot Fans
• A den of faggotry moste foule
• EmoThe faggot's homebase
• A faggot forumVisit the shit out of it for lulz.
• http://www.bebo.com/Sorry-kinda-busy