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Typical Pro-Fag propaganda.

Fag can refer to:

You
A term of derision/endearment. Your affiliation/location suffixed with "fag"; e.g. EDfag, Amerifag, newfag, Gaiafag, etc.
Someone who sucks in general
Someone with zero vagina tolerance
A homosexual
A cigarette, in some cultures
A bundle of sticks
A kind of meatball
Anyone who plays TOW Online
Anyone that plays WoW

Faggotry

Some argue that faggotry can set in at a young age.

Faggotry is the act of participating in homosexual activities, especially on the internets.

Faggotry is making people into faggots.
Faggotry is also making homosexuals into filthy whores by directing them to sites like gay.com and Just Us Boys. Filthy.

Faggotry = Cool?

SO COOL

In some cases, raging fags have been known to be relatively cool. But, they were usually found to be straight or at least bi-sexual and just acted like fags to score pussy. That aside, many people on the internet now look up to homosexuals; as they are consistently winners on American Idol and very popular on social networking sites like MySpace. This rule of online faggotry is especially true concerning DeviantART and ED. In other cases of cool homosexual behavior, a mainstream gay celebrity will act straight. These closeted yet outwardly butch celebrities can be quite popular, and the list of fag stars in denial continues to grow. Dane Cook, Andy Dick, Rock Hudson and Hollywood guru/scifag Tom Cruise top the list.

Faggotron

An individual that exhibits an unusually large amount of faggotry and therefore is likely to be a robot created for the sole purpose of being a faggot. Not to be confused with that stupid kike Adam Sandler's character Gay Robot.

Faggots in Literature

Faggots are well known to have influence in the billowy curtained boudoir of literature. Adversely, some Nelly novelists divert their attention to lax restricted wikis and display a Roman shower of faggotry by writing entries similar to and including the following example.

Faggots on ED IRC

An example of raw faggotry at work.

<jackbos> Can I make him dance and stuff?
<eppigy> you can make my dong dance
<jackbos> I don't even need a powerword for that.
<eppigy> true
<jackbos> All I need is my lubed up quivering anus.
<eppigy> wow
* eppigy has left #ed

Faggots in Today's Society

Fags in the media! Who'da guessed?

Nowadays because of fucking liberals and hippies, every straight person has to love and accept fags. If you ever punch a fag, it is a hate crime instead of just them being an annoying piece of shit.

Anyone who dislikes fags is considered a homophobe because it's inconceivable that you would dislike them for a reason other than being scared of them. ~~Gay~~ Fag-loving cities affectionately refer to themselves as "free-zones"; a horrible misnomer considering you are not free to say anything mean about fags, and you are forced to pretend to like them.

Faggot Facts

Faggots were called "savoury ducks" in the Middle Ages
Faggots were named after the Latin word for bundle
Faggots were originally made with pig's liver and offal
Faggots are now made from pork liver and pork
Fans have published the Good Faggot Guide

Faggot Tree

The Faggot Tree grows a new branch every time a person (or organization) does something faggy. At its current rate of growth it will consume the known universe sometime next Thursday. Which means you better pull your cock out and cock slap your mother.

Events in which multiple branches sprout from the Faggot Tree:

Your birth
The formation of the Gay Straight Alliance
The Lolocaust
A new furry joins the fandom
Women's suffrage becomes legal
The invention of Broadway plays
m00t unleashing /r9k/ on 4chan
When desuchan was invented

Furfags & Furfaggotry

Moar info: Furry.

What happens to your gaydar when you indulge in furfaggotry.

Furfags, apart from partaking in furfaggotry, are widely known for their ability to comprehend the artwork of a fox with eight dicks, fourteen vaginas, and a dildo in each of their 5 assholes. They are also able to (somehow) effectively utilize Rule 34 to rape the shit out of our feeble childish memories. They sometimes even dress themselves in fur suits, to make themselves look like a fox, or some other gay anime shit.

How a Furfag is made

Jimmy was five years old when his parents took him to Disneyworld. He got hugged by many men in Mickey Mouse costumes and other fursuits. Later that year, Jimmy demanded all of the present and future Disney movies involving animals. After watching them 10 times each, he had his first wanking experience while watching The Lion King. Thus, in Jimmy, a furry is fucking born.

A Demonstration of Furfaggotry, as shown by Jimmy

In the sixth grade there are two kids, Joey and Jimmy. Jimmy, as stated above, is a homo/furfag. They both get the assignment to do a report on the cheetah. Joey and Jimmy go to each others' homes and study long and hard. They even find out where cheetahs live and eat. The next day, they turn in the report, and their teacher, Mrs. Williams, gives them an A+. They are both extremely excited. Joey decides that's the end of it and goes on with his life, but Jimmy stays up all night making a cheetah costume with a little hole for his penis so he can have sex without taking off the fursuit. He then becomes an artist and draws pictures of a cheetah with four penises and three vaginas fucking the absolute shit out of a tiger who has a dildo implanted on its head and seven tits and three dick-nipples.

Types of Furfags

Retarded Furfags: These are the most common. They either claim to be "Not in it for the porn" or that they are just people who wish they were animals. These furfags generally hang out at 4chan and get harrased on /b/ or use one of the other, friendlier boards. Either that, or advertise their location on fapchan, hoping that a hot chick will show up at their door.
"Cool" Furfags: When you rage, 73% of the time, it is caused by furfags who think they are cool. Generally, they try to be dark and mysterious but also hot. It doesn't work. They will rant about fursecution and how they just want to be left alone. But if you actually leave them alone they will just follow you, so you should kill it with fire and get it over with.
Intelligent Furfags: LOL. Intelligent furfags.
Not-furfags Furfags: These people are a paradox. They claim to like furry porn, but are not actually furries themselves. This is a lie.

Traits of Furfags

Differences Between Homos and Faggots

Yahoo! fag-troll

Homos are normal people who have gay sex in private and keep it private, whereas faggots flaunt it and demand to be treated better than gods. Faggots may exhibit one or more of the following behaviors:

Wearing that stupid rainbow shit.
Talking with a litshp.
Marching in a "Gay Pride" parade, typically in silver speedos or some other hideous faggot costumery.
Talking about sex they have never had 24/7.
Saying "Hel-Lo!".
Talking with an obnoxious (usually forced) stereotypical faggy accent.
Not talking and wearing shitty signs on "The Day of Silence", honoring some fag.

Videos of Fags

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Galleries of Fags

Faggotry

Ancient faggotry.

Klatuu Berata Fabulous

To become a faggot, you must enter this tunnel.

Or this tunnel.

The Military-Homosexual agenda at work.	IN SOVIET RUSSIA: EVERYONE =FAGGOT	The Reigning King	Sighting of four faggots
Over 9000 Faggots are eaten in the UK every day.	300 is fine too.	Another surefire way to distinguish a fag: noticeable disdain at being raped by sexy cumwhores (not camwhores).	Fags love their pink balloons.
Fag	Yahoo! Fag	The Faggot Family!	World famous faggot, Randy Orton enjoys a reach-around from his husband, John Cena.
Faggotry knows no borders.	America: keeping fags in their place.	where he from?
Bassoon, a phallus-shaped musical instrument, goes by the innocuous moniker "Fagot" in many languages, including Dootsch.	Faggotry has been around since the beginning of time itself.	Furry is one common flavor of faggot.	4 Pork Faggots in rich west country sauce.
Typical sexual activity between two homosexuals.	The Simpsons lures viewers into faggotry with made up definitions.		Fags come in all shapes and sizes, but generally have giant hairy legs
couple o'fags who are up to no good.	Sniper's eye view of a fag.	Your average fag.	It's a well known fact that emos and fags HAET each other.
Faggots can be found in every type of habitat.		A CHALLENGER APPEARS	If this is the kind of cake your son wants to have for his birthday, he's a fag.
ZOMG It must be true!	The faggot police are on patrol!	If you wake up next to this, you're a fag.

MY EYES

Most Furfaggots are of mixed species and usually have gradient rainbows on their body somewhere.

Furfaggots are not necessarily of the human species parading as animals, it can go both ways.

Many Furfaggots shell out tons of cash for professionally made Fursuits.

A Furry's den...

Not all Furfaggots are so easily spotted, so don't be fooled.	Furfaggots are often spotted crying like this bitch here.	They might be in denial, but they will eventually realize the truth.	Second Life is a common place for Furfagotts to congregate.
While it might seem similar on the surface, Gay Bear Porn is not Furggotry.	Furfaggotry can be detected by the prevalence of shitty artwork	This is one of the most fucked up things I have ever seen.	No, wait. This is.
LOL FAG.	The goggles, they do nothing!	Yay for Gay!	Furfagotts partaking in anal sexual intercourse.
FAG