Fallout
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Fallout is a cult game series set after a large scale Diet Coke and Mentos experiment gone wrong. The world is destroyed and all thats left is a putrid smelling white foam. Some people survived this destruction in so called 'Vaults', emerging only to collect two headed cows for strange sexual purposes. The first game casts you as one of these perverted vault dwellers, you are so inbred you can barely walk, taking every step in a side to side stagger. Unable to walk in diagonal lines, you are a social outcast and you are spat upon by even the foulest inhabitants of the wasteland.
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[edit] Fallout 1
THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING A+++ I CREAMED MY PANTS JUST TAKING THE SHRINKWRAP OFF. DESPITE THE FACT THAT THIS GAME IS FULL OF BUGS, AND IS EASILY SPEEDRAN IN UNDER 20 MINUTES, THIS GAME HAS SO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING SUBSTANCE AND SPARKLE THAT EVEN THE DEVELOPERS WHERE FAPPING TO THE SHITTY QBASIC CODE THAT THIS GAME WAS PROGRAMMED IN. GOLD! IT ALSO DESTROYED MY ENGLISH SKILLS!
[edit] Fallout 2
THE BEST GAME OF ALL TIME OH GOD IT'S SO PERFECT. IF YOU SAY ONE WORD AGAINST THIS GAME A SQUAD OF THUGS FROM NMA-FALLOUT WILL DRIVE TO YOUR HOUSE AND SHOVE AN IGUANA ON A STICK UP YOUR VAULT DOOR
Actually, the second game is buggy as hell without a patch.
Even the first one was manageable without one.
Not to mention, the ending is complete and utter shit compared to the first one. Dontchya know.
[edit] Fallout: Anything not 1 or 2
Sucks sucks sucks sucks. What the fuck were they thinking? Action games? Stupid dick-faced morons.
[edit] Fallout Tactics: Brotherhood of Steel
Following the release of Fallout Tactics, Interplay head honcho Herve Caen decided that it would be a great idea to produce a crappy Diablo knock-off as the next installment in the series instead of focusing on the development of Fallout 3, which was at the time known as Van Buren or some faggy German shit like that.
Needless to say, nobody bought BoS (more like PoS, amirite, lol) and Interplay went bankrupt. For some reason, everyone at Interplay kept working, despite being evicted from their office and going without pay for at least 100 hours. Several Interplay employees were arrested for prostitution.
[edit] Fallout 3
At this point, Interplay was being run out of a cardboard box in an alleyway behind a Chinese restaurant. One day, Todd Howard of Bethesda Softworks, known for developing such games as Morrowind and Solitaire, stumbled into the alley in a drunken stupor. Eyewitness accounts are sketchy, but it is believed that Todd Howard paid six dollars for the rights to all future Fallout games and a handjob.
Bethesda, having gotten its cold, greasy hands on the Fallout franchise, proceeded to make a few changes and make Fallout 3 according to what they do best. In other words, Fallout 3 will be a hentai game where the player's objective is to travel the wasteland, fornicating with as many disgusting mutants and little girls as possible.
The game will be run with the same engine as Morrowind, making it completely different from the other two games, alientating the only lame fags who care about this game in the first place.
[edit] Box art/logo
Fallout 1 and 2 always her their main logo and box art being that of the gasmask like armor that is specifically prominent for that game. Here is what the Fallout 3 box art will look like:
[edit] Fallout community
People also say, there's a place called NMA, but it's a lie. There is no such thing as NMA. And never was.
[edit] Helpful instructional video on Fallout
[edit] See also
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