Family Guy
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Remember that old TV sitcom All In the Family? Now imagine it with every ounce of funny sucked out and animated and you get this show. You get a retarded, gluttonous, yet lovable father (every animated series made in the United States, ever), a long-suffering, yet sexy wife with an annoying voice (see lovable father note), a smart daughter that everyone hates (see sexy wife note), a stupid son that is just a younger version of his dad (see smart daughter note), and a smart baby (see stupid son note). Sound familiar? Its proper name is actually Fagily Gay.
Family Guy is one of the shittiest and most overrated shows to have ever existed because of the poor cut-and-paste style of writing. It takes place in the township of Rhode Island. The entire series depends on the flashbacks of characters to exhibit humor upon the plot of an average family's life in Rhode Island. The show is popular with anyone who can successfully repeat one of the lame one-liners in a "funny" voice - while some people on the internet think this is the single most lulzworthy thing anyone could possibly do, most realize what a lame, unfunny, badly written show it is and frown upon Family Guy quotations or avatars.
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Characters
This section looks at the characters of the show, and how they have changed over time because Seth MacFascist can't write consistently to save his life.
By 'characters' I mean the main characters around whom the plot (what little there is of it) revolves. Not the countless throwaway characters in all the fucking manatee jokes. Any cunt who puts them fucking vaudeville cunts under this section will be raped.
- Peter Griffin
- Originally: one-dimensional rip-off of Homer Simpson with balls on his chin.
- Now: flashback-dependent with no actual consistent personality and with balls on his chin. Oh, and by the way, 4channers, he killed a cat. Make all the Peter effigies you want.
- Lois Griffin
- Originally: one-dimensional rip-off of Marge Simpson, only a filthy ginger.
- Now: childish fanservice vehicle that teenage boys wank over.
- Chris Griffin
- Originally: junior version of Peter.
- Now: an even dumber junior version of Peter.
- Meg Griffin
- Originally: basically your average female anonymous.
- Now: same, but now they call her on it.
- Brian Griffin
- Originally: smug alky dog.
- Now: smug alky dog serving as the mouthpiece for Seth Macfarlane's political views.
- Stewie Griffin
- Originally: Mr Burns in a baby's body.
- Now: middle-aged pseudo-media-savvy gay man in a baby's body.
- Quagmire
- Originally: 'hilarious' pervert who gets old quickly.
- Now: 'hilarious' pervert who got old quickly.
- The gay man with a 'funny' voice
- Did anyone ever find him funny?
- I think his name was Bruce...
Criticisms
It should be noted that, while Simpsons fans accuse Family Guy of unoriginality (in which they are absolutely right), The Simpsons itself has merely employed the same formulaic cartoon-like jokes as shown in hundreds of animated series, but with utter disregard for any facet of popular or modern culture (which is why The Simpsons remains popular with nerds and virgin Slashdot fanboys who have no relation with the outside world, although it can't touch Family Guy in that regard). The show has no continuity at all. In an episode of South Park Matt Stone and Trey Parker attempt to "reveal" how exactly all the retarded, unfunny flashbacks were created: manatees and balls. Of course this was already apparent to anyone with an IQ over 85 but it took South Park to point this out to South Park fans and this was accepted as gospel.
Openly pedophiliac creator Seth MacFarlane has also come under criticism for pushing his politics on the show and other faggotry like his love of adding pointless musical numbers to inflict his 'singing', which only he considers special. Like the dog on the show, Seth MacFarlane is a liberal with a gay cousin. The dog went from an unfunny background character to having entire episodes built around him being a pretentious asshole and banging hot chicks. Which means MacFarlane is living out his fantasies through a fucking animal and is goddamn furry queer.
Family Guy may as well be created by Eric Bauman by padding all of its new content with stolen memes from the Internets so newfags can giggle and ask their middle school friends if they saw that episode over AIM.
Fandom
The fandom consists of Autistic 13 year old boys and stoned college kids who chant quotes from the show like mantras. Some of them will excuse the fact that the show is 80 percent fart jokes by prattling on about post-modernism. It was once thought that any fan of Family Guy was probably also a fantard of Dane Cook, another unfunny retard. Like Cook fans, Family Guy fans tend to be loud, obnoxious, and pretentious due to them emulating the material. This myth was busted in a recent episode, where it makes fun of Dane Cook and his followers.
Ironically, you are guaranteed to get laid by crazy fat bitches who never get laid, if you act like you're a Family Guy fan on any college campus. Being (or even pretending to be) a fan to be a fan will negate any antisocial aspect you may exhibit while being an anime fan.
If one were to insult Family Guy, they would rant on how much you "have no sense of humor" and will continue on for hours about how much "you suck", while telling you that "you should like Family Guy because it is your type of humor." However, anyone that actually has a sense of humor wouldn't find anything funny in such utter faggotry. People who like family guy should do the world a favor and become an hero.
Alternate Universe
When Family Guy was canceled for the 9,0001st time, creator Seth MacFarlane decided to recast the show and call it American Dad. The reincarnation is exactly the same show, only instead of an evil baby and a talking dog there's an evil talking fish and a faggot alien. The Faggot alien and both Family Guy and American Dad are an expression of Seth McFarlane penchant for weird gender bending fetishes. The alien's obsession for wigs and make-up are an expression of Seth's ghey hair and make-up fetishes. Seth is gay, has aids, loves 13 year old boys, and loves sweating to the oldies with Richard Simmons. He is also over 9000 years old.
American Dad is one tiny iota better than Family Guy because it lacks remember when... flashback jokes.
But wait, there's MORE! Soon to replace King of the Hill is another Family Guy spinoff starring the show's token nigra character, Cleveland!
Family Guy: The Game
The Family Guy fanbase cried, whined and went into their hugboxes until their demands of a Family Guy video game were met. Suddenly, one day.. It came to life. Featuring lame one liners from old episodes you've seen a million times, broken stealth missions, nonsensical brawling stages, and platform levels with shitty cameras. Let's not forget all your favorite characters!
Deemed unworthy of even a landfill.
Jewtube
Seth Macfarlane was Infuriated when he realized that most of Family Guy's fan base was just watching all of his shows on Youtube and decided to call bullshit and posted all of his videos on Hulu.com which will not allow anybody who isn't an American to watch any of their videos
Very few videos remain on Youtube except ones supporting Hulu.com showing clips of the baby acting like a twelve year old Pete Burns. Of the few remaining videos these fake videos remain. Some claim that they are actually better than Seth Macfarlane's product, and others claim that this was all some gay creation by a 13-year-old boy (coincidence?).
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See Also
- Unfunny
- The Simpsons
- Shit
- American Dad
- Keith Olbermann, close friend of MacFarlane and fellow leftard
