Family Guy
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Remember that old tv sitcom "All In the Family" (or any TV series)? Now imagine it - only animated – and you get this show. You get a retarded, gluttonous, yet lovable father (every animated series made in the United States, ever), a long-suffering, yet sexy wife with an annoying voice (see lovable father note), a smart daughter that everyone hates (see sexy wife note), a stupid son that is just a younger version of his dad (see smart daughter note), and a smart baby (see stupid son note). Sound familiar?
In the end, Family Guy is one of the shittiest and most over-rated shows to have ever existed. The entire series depends on the flashbacks of characters to exhibit humor upon the plot of an average family's life in Rhode Island. The show is popular with anyone who can successfully repeat one of the lame one-liners in a "funny" voice - while most people on the internet think this is the single most lulz thing anyone could possibly do, most people realize what a lame, unfunny, badly written show it is and frown upon Family Guy quotations or avatars.
It should be noted that family guy sucks so badly even Wikipedia hates it
PROTIP: Family Guy was actually created by Rhode Island to get you to visit their shitty state.
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[edit] Characters
- Peter Griffin - A fat retard & 70's disco singer.
- Lois Griffin - A MILF who's sex appeal is highly overrated and played up by the show as a sad attempt at fan service.
- Brian Griffin - A liberal dog who faps to niggers and has a gay cousin, just like every liberal, amirite?
- Stewie Griffin - The baby of the family. A fag with an oedipus complex.
- Meg Griffin - The 16 year old girl who's an emo that everyone hates. Masturbates with a hot dog.
- Chris Griffin - The 13 year old fatass retard who masturbates to pictures of his mother because he can't get laid.
- Glen Quagmire - The Griffin's neighbor. A sick fuck, also a pedo.
- Cleveland Brown - The boring token black character. His wife, Loretta, left him because he didn't screw her enough. Will soon be the star of his own spin off. No, seriously. OMG! HE'S BLACK AND HIS LAST NAME IS BROWN! LOL!
- Joe Swanson - The crippled cop who impregnates his wife and then aborts it every night. Acts like a generic alpha male stereotype to cover up his flamboyant homosexuality.
- Mort Goldman - The Jew who has a nerdy son he rapes.
- Herbert- A gay elderly pedophile, not surprisenly one of the more popular characters among fans.
- Bruce - Also know as white Cleveland; A fag who spouts friendly messages in an annoying voice. Particularly annoying character due to the amount of high-school kids who try to impersonate him as a feeble attempt to look cool.
- Adam West -
The only person in the entire show that produces any lulz at all, due to the fact that he is batshit insane.DISREGARD THAT, MCFARLANE CAN'T WRITE NON-SEQUITURS FOR SHIT
[edit] Criticisms
It should be noted that, while "Simpsons" fans accuse "Family Guy" of unoriginality (in which they are absolutely right), "The Simpsons" itself has merely employed the same formulaic cartoon-like jokes as shown in hundreds of animated series, but with utter disregard for any facet of popular or modern culture (which is why "The Simpsons" remains popular with nerds and virgin Slashdot fanboys who have no relation with the outside world, although it can't touch Family Guy in that regard). The show has no continuity at all. In an episode of South Park Matt Stone and Trey Parker attempt to "reveal" how exactly all the retardedly unfunny flashbacks were created: manatees and balls. Of course this was already apparent to anyone with an IQ over 85 but it took South Park to point this out to South Park fans and this was accepted as gospel. Ultimately this "devastating revelation" falls on its face because South Park is also guilty of repeating inside jokes, situations from previous episodes and recycling mundane Jew jokes (by simply calling Kyle "a Jew"), fart/shit jokes and attempting to be edgy by making Mr. Garrison's homosexuality more extreme.
Creator Seth MacFarlane has also come under criticism for pushing his politics on the show and other faggotry like his love of adding pointless musical numbers to show off his crappy voice. Like the dog on the show, Seth MacFarlane is a liberal with a gay lover cousin. The dog went from an unfunny background character to having entire episodes built around him being a pretentious asshole and banging hot chicks. Which means MacFarlane is living out his fantasies through a fucking animal.
Family Guy may as well be created by Eric Bauman by padding all of its new content with stolen memes from the Internets so newfags can giggle and ask their middle school friends if they saw that episode over AIM.
[edit] Fandom
Autistic 14-year-olds and stoned college kids who chant quotes from the show like mantras. Some of them will excuse the fact that the show is 80 percent fart jokes by prattling on about post-modernism. Any fan of Family Guy probably is also a Dane Cook fan, another unfunny retard. Like Dane Cook fans, Family Guy fans tend to be loud, obnoxious, and pretentious due to them emulating the material.
Ironically, you are guaranteed to get laid, by crazy fat bitches who never get laid, if you act like you're a Family Guy fan on any college campus. Being (or even pretending to be) a fan to be a fan will negate any antisocial aspect you may exhibit while being an anime fan.
If one were to insult Family Guy, they would rant on how much you "have no sense of humor" and will continue on for hours about how much "you suck", while telling you that "you should like Family Guy because it is your type of humor". However, anyone that actually has a sense of humor wouldn't find anything funny in such utter faggotry. People who like family guy should do the world a favor and become an hero.
[edit] Alternate Universe
When Family Guy was canceled for over the 9000th time, creator communist retard propagandist Seth MacFarlane decided to recast the show and call it American Dad. It's basically the same show only instead of an evil baby and a talking dog there's an evil talking fish and a faggot alien.
American Dad is one tiny iota better than Family Guy because it lacks remember when... flashback jokes. This makes it slightly more entertaining than staring at a pile of dog shit for 22 minutes.
[edit] Family Guy: The Game
Family Guy is so popular, it got its own video game! Yay! Featuring lame one liners from old episodes you've seen a million times, broken stealth missions, nonsensical brawling stages, and platform levels with shitty cameras.
Deemed unworthy of landfill.
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