Fat furry

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

A normal day in the life of a fat furfag.

If furfags are the AIDS of the Interwebz, then consider fat furries as the diabeetus. Fat furries are the unholy spawn of two disturbing fetishes into something that's both terrifying and lulzworthy at the same time.

Fatass furfags with nothing better to do are known to create fursonas as morbidly obese creatures of unspeakable horror. Their reasons to creating these fursonas are fully unknown, as a few people believe that fat furries are either obsessed with their lard or just batshit insane.

1 Characteristics
2 Gallery of Fail
3 See Also
4 Fat Fuckin' Furfags
5 External Links

[edit] Characteristics

Transformation progress of the fat furry, or something.

Along with all the usual traits that furries share, fat furries are that and a whole lot more.

Their enormous size.
An average weight of well over 9000 pounds.
An insatiable appetite for excess food and other fat furs.
Known to be fond of their own flatuence.
A strong probability of being a basement dweller and/or asspie.
Probably IRL fatties who ate too much delicious cake.
Victims of ridicule from mundanes and even other furries. Because of their overly large size and inability to move, they cannot avoid such insults, making them an easy target.

[edit] Gallery of Fail

He really shouldn't be joking about popularity when he's achieved over 60k pageviews by drawing nothing but ugly, anatomically incorrect morbidly obese furries with mediocre coloring and shaky lineart.

Average shitty animation from Fursecution.net.

Ah wash mahself with a rag on a stick.	After exhausting his supply of at least 100 pounds of McDonalds food, this dragon resorts to cannibalism.	NOM NOM NOM	Ahmuh git meh sum 'ol contry buffay!
OH SHI-	Symmetrical docking, my ass!	Not as fat as the others but it's still goddamn sick.	"Hey everyone, let's swim around in pudding!"
During an eat attack, this fugly draggin consumed all of Africa...and South America...Poland?	This is how fat furries communicate with each other.	The harpoons...man them.	Ey! Gimmeh ah goddaymn slobba hayum!