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Whoa she sure is a keeper!
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Proper technique is used; no n00b could tell she shops in the plus size stores.
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Proof that she is, in fact, a total whale. Never let friends tag you on Facebook unless you want the whole intrawebz to know you're a fatty.
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Use all the makeup you can fatty, its not gonna hide the puffy cheeks...
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She looks skinny, but in all actuallity, she has fat sacks haning from her body with AIDS in them. 'Nother beautiful example of DA CROP!!! AMIRITE?!
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But we see the truth. Tits are not cool when they're all fat.
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Extreme closeups are your friend, fatty.
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The "my hair covers my double chin" technique is catching on.
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This is what guidos are supposed to go after?
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The darkness hides her huge ass and thighs.
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It's easy to find the balance for such maneuvers when your center of mass is in your uterus.
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Clueless cyberwhore Hiding her massive stomach and ass.
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You're not fooling anyone.
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Another example of shading the picture to its limits. The fat face was partly hidden by an emo hairstyle. Furthermore, the breasts were stretched out frontly in order to cover the fat body.
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Look Ma I made my double chin disappear.
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EPIC FAIL. ...and what's up with those HP glasses???
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Use all the makeup you can fatty, its not gonna hide the puffy cheeks...
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If you don't show below the boobs, people tend to believe they're the only bit thats huge.
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Photoshop can remove up to 200 pounds, if you know how to use it.
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Awez... Such a tiny little head on such a huge body.
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This dumb bitch has got her angles up the wrong way.
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IMMA CHARGIN MY FAT GIRL ANGLE SHOT
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Thinks that tits make up for jelly roll belly. Fail.
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Success- you can only see one chin!
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Would you like some butter with those rolls?
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Another instance of distraction tits.
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Fat girl but don't want to use angles? Sit next to the biggest cow you can find for instant thinning!
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NEED MOAR HARE COLOUR PLZ
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Fat and most likely covered in acne
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I'S WANTS SOME HOSTESS, BITCH!
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OMG I am Teh Hotness!!! Or am I? Note the arm held back to hide girth, and the typical above the tits shot.
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Look at those arms. *vomit* I bet she thinks she's hot too! (She is, actually, to a fat admirer). Note also that her leapoard skin dress makes her a furry.
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Look at the girl on those thighs.
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Using a cat to distract you from fatness, find her here: [[1]]
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Over sized jacket + Squishing neck meats.
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Ah, the camera pointing up technique
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Oh come on, you're not even trying!
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Sucking it in and horizontal orientation won't hide that gut.
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Chimi in her myspace state
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CHIMI IN HER COOKIE SEEKING MODE
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Is chimi about to eat that poor faggot? HE DOESNT HAVE ANY COOKIES I SWEAR
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Synnergy trying to look attractive so she can plant her eggs and then kill you.
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Angle shot of Syynergy/Saphire/Sinderella featuring saggy tits.
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Synnergy riding the trike of a child she recently murdered and ate.
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Fat, emo AND lesbian all rolled into one! A winning combination!
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Does this turn you on? Didn't think so.
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Rare fat girl angle shot treat!
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Another example of how fatties FAIL. This photo needs to be shopped edit>transform>scale neone?
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The face is also obscured by the flash, lol.
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The walls of a trailer park work too.
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Hair is always a good cover up of your DOUBLE CHINS!
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Finally, one of them gets the point!
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Is that a boy? Ah well, doesn't matter. Still fat.
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Hiding those chins behind your arm?
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Tilt your chin forward and up. Magic: Her chin is smaller than her forehead. For once!
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Turn off lights, point camera down, hide the rolls with your face.
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I'z can seez your fatty arm still
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Fat chick?? NOES!! Fat chick with guitar?? WHY?!?!?
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LOL FAIL! Photoshop can't make you pretty.
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Looook at this! I am a beauty! (When can I stop sucking it in?????!!!)
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looool i am looks like sarah michelle gellar! Failed!
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Definitely doing it wrong.
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Loves her mommy, thinks she's pretty, defender of women's rights, has a new camera!
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Fat girls can grow beards, too.
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This woman proves creationism wrong.
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Ever seen a skinny girl with boobs that size?
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Is not the same girl as above. After a while, they really do start to look alike.
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Perfect use of angle shot.
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Sideways shots won't save you now, fatty.
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No amount of cleavage can hide that cellulite log. WAIT, THAT'S HER ARM?! The verdict: PHAIL'D!
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Trying to hide the ugly in a glamour shot. Before...
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Is it just me or does it look like even her tits have fat rolls? No wait... that's the food she stuffed into her bra..
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Use crappy filters and special effects from whatever photo editing program came with your computer to distort your image even further. Make sure you're standing so thighs aren't visible.
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She looks a lot better from this angle. Srsly Guys
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Typical fat girl angle shot. Note the ugliness, the 'fan sighns' as she put it, and the underarm hair + fat spilling out of the arm hole of her shirt. Srsly, fat people and sleeveless shirts is a no.
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This is why I'm hott. FAIL.
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Posing beside skinny people is not a good move, it adds to the illusion that you are sucking the poor person into your fat.
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If you only knew what she really looked like.
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Mastered the angle shot, and then went and revealed the hidden whale in another image.
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"Sexy can I?" I think not fatty.
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A winrar of the fat girl angle shot.
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A little more complex, this FGAS utilizes bubbles in an attempt to mask fat. Suggested only for pros.
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Another poor example of the fat girl angle. With added ghey hat and jew nose bonus!
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Wrong! The F.G.A.S. is supoosed to make you look thinner! Not like a fat tub of azn shit!
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Close... may be hot if not a total wapanese, & the goodyear blimp
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![FGAS overdone, remember girls simplicity is still the key. This one added cheap makeup and 99 cents store pearls and now she is not only fat but trashy and tacky too. Courtesy of [Idee Fixe.]](/Image:Fat_real.jpg)
